Oh my, today was just wonderful, I had a night on the town killed some folks, some innocent, some not so innocent. Robbed some banks, which were very successful, and the best part of the whole day was that I got to spend it with my puddin'.

I just love my puddin' so much I would do anything for him no madder the risk, and he would do the same for me. Sure Mistah J Can be a bit abusive, but that's only to have me not make the same mistake again.

So after the whole fun day we started heading back to the warehouse.

When at the warehouse, Joker gets out first and tells me to 'wait in the car', so I did. He then comes on my side puts out his hand for me to grab. I get out with his help and shut the door, soon as I did, Joker makes me look at him by holding my head with one of his hands and stares down me like I'm the lamb and his the lion.

He then puts on a devilish smirk and says "oh my little Harley Quinn. What would I do with out", before I could even reply back to him on how sweet he was, his rough lips onto my soft ones. I then get into it and wrap my arms around his neck while he starts to pick me up while kissing me.

He pulls away from the kiss and says to me "how 'bout we take this to our room" he then gives me his well known devilish smile. Soon as I saw it, I felt I was going to melt right in his arms.

"Oh yes Mistah J" I said with a big smile. And he must've liked it because I could see that his smile grew even wider, which wouldn't be possible, but he's got the biggest smile in the world. And I love it.

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"That. Was amazing Harls" Joker replied laying on the bed with one arm behind his head, the other around me. "Think this is the most you've been dirty".

I smile at the complaint that he gave me. "Same with you puddin', that was fun" I say while wrapping my arms around his chest full of tattoos.

He looks at me with a loving smile and gives me a little peck on the lips until I grab his face and pull him back to me for a passionate kiss. We stay like this for awhile until he pulls away and whispers to me "Oh god, Harley, keep it up and we might need to go for round two".

"Maybe that's the point" I reply with a big grin on my face. He grins back and tells me "I raised a dirty girl huh?"

My grin gets bigger when he starts kissing me again. Yep, today was the best day ever.

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Oh my goodness, I hope u guys liked it, this is my first one-shot and story thing of Joker and Harley. I really hope u like it and ask if there's something that needs to be a bit better with how I write, or ask if u what something in particular that you want in this book, anything at all, even if u guys want something dirty, I don't care just give out suggestions. So I'll see u guys later, I'm out like a ninja, PEACE!! *smoke-bombs out of site*