Me, after 5 hours of babysitting my niece: I'm not getting paid enough for this sh*t.

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Me: PLEASE JUST EAT YOUR FOOD

My niece, trying to shove her spoon down my throat: EAT

Me: NO, YOU EAT. PLEASE, I'M OKAY, JUST EAT.

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Me: Do you need to go to the bathroom?

My niece: No.

Me: Let's go to the bathroom-

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Me, running away from my niece: YEET!

My niece, chasing after me: *Laughing like a madman*

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No one: 

My niece: Yeehaw!

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Character in a show or somethin': *Throws something*

Me: YEET!

My niece: YEET!

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Me: Why are you crying?

My niece: Mommy no!

Me: MOMMY'S AT WORK??

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Me, flopping on the couch: I want to jump off a cliff.

My niece: *Jumps on me*

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Me: Leave the cat alone, Mo Cher-

The cat: *Attacc*

My niece: Ow!

Me: THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE HIM ALONE-

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My niece: *Continuously annoying the cat and getting scratched*

Me:

Me: You're going to grow up to be a masochist, aren't you?-

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My niece: *Runs around like a maniac*

My nephew: *Cries*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Me: I've been told the average wage for a babysitter is 7.somethin' an hour, at least. Meanwhile, I get payed 10 a month.

Me, watching my niece cause chaos: I should really start raising my wages...

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My Niece: *Goes down for a nap*

Me: She's an angel when she isn't setting my entire being on fire.