I'm never able to sleep when I want to.

And I usually find myself staying up on my own accord, being the insomniac most people know me to be. 

But I usually crash hard by sunrise, the lack of sleep catches up to me and it's like "Haha, you thought you could get rid me? WELL GUESS WHO'S NOT GONE, B*TCH?"

But then there are days where I actually try to sleep, and that lack of sleep function doesn't work.

"You wanna sleep? WELL TOUGH TITTY."

It's Murphy's law, right?-

*Slapped*