You may or may not remember; if I even said it before, but I visited Granbury a while back with my parents.

Anyways, there was this one house we saw with a big @$$ insect(was it even an insect? I don't even know, bro) just chillin' on the wall. As someone who is typically put off by insects, I was understandably jumpy. Like, this thing was like the size of my head, and it had this long stick like body. And it just stuck there. To the wall. Staring me down like it knows I'm internally terrified.

Not even the lady who was with us knew what it was and she lived in the area. I even vaguely remember what she said when I asked her what it was.

"Oh, I don't know what that is; but they're everywhere. I have some at my place, too."

Or somethin' like that.

And I don't know why, but this insect(????) came back to mind after seeing a picture of another big insect and now I have a thought in my head...

"What the f*ck is that thing? What the f*ck does it even do? Stick to walls and terrify people?"

And so, I took to the internet, to find that strange large insect(??) and figure out what the f*ck it is.

I ended up seeing many different insects native to Texas, and I shall list off a few right now.

-American Pelecinid Wasp

-Assasin Bug

-Bark Crab Spider

-Bee Killer

-Black Witch Moth

-Carolina Pine Sawyer

-Cat Faced Spider

-Cow Killer

-Cuckoo Bee

-Cuckoo Wasp

-Dobsonfly

-Dog Day Cicada

-Dragonhunter

-Feather-Legged Spider

-Giant Eastern Cranefly

-Goldenrod Stowaway

-Great Oak Dagger

-Holloween Pennant

-Luna Moth

-Mischevious Bird Grasshopper

-Northern Walkingstick (As well as other types of Walkingsticks-)

-Plume Moth

-Regal Moth

-Robber Fly

-Shamrock Spider

-Soybean Looper

-Spider Wasp

-The Joker

-Trashline Orbweaver

-Zig-Zag Furcula Moth

And many others...

In the end though, I never figured out what the f*ck that insect(?) was.

But one day...

One day, I'll uncover all the secrets and find out.