My niece: Cold! Cold outside!

Me, coming out of nowhere: I REALLY CAN'T STAY, BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE-

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Someone: Spooky--

Me, falling through the ceiling: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS, AND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE-

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Someone: Hey bro, did you see that one movie with the Rock?--

Me, somersaulting out of a closet: ROCKIN' AROUND, THE CHRISTMAS TREE, HAVE A HAPPY HOLLIDAY-

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Someone: Holy hell, you look like Ruldo-

Me, breaking through the fabric of reality: RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER, HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE-

UwO