I am completely out of control. UwU

Random Thing(s):

-What if there was an AU where there's just an audible sighing in everyone's head when they're about to do something stupid?

Like:

Jannet: I should drink this expired milk.

Jannet's brain: *Audibly sighs*

Jannet: It wouldn't go to waste then...?

Jannet's brain: *Audibly sighs*

Jannet: UHM, UH, HECK YOU BRAIN, I DO WHAT I WANT.

Jannet's brain, as she downs an entire gallon of expired milk: *Audibly sighs*

-I see a lot of "Functional Lesbian", "Disaster Bisexual", and so on stuff online.

But for just one moment, let us put away the sexualities and consider...

Disaster Disaster.

-I have a book of Irish Fairytails, and in most of the stories I've read so far.. Every female Protag is described as "The most beautiful creature __ has ever seen" or something along those lines. So now I'm just imagining this scene with all these fair maidens in a brawl yelling "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE."

-On the topic of Irish Fairytails, there's this particular story in the book that's one page and an illustration...

And the story is called...

Bewitched Butter.

And I don't know why, but I absolutely adore the name. It sounds so fun to me. Bewitched Butter.

-I slap myself so much, my cheeks have built a resistance to pain. You could probably slap me right now, and I would most likely feel nothing.

-I have made a habit of saying and/or yelling "YEET" and bolting off like hell.