A small collection of random quotes I've either...

A) Heard from my everyday life

B) Read

C) Said and/or wrote myself

I'll leave it up to you to guess which is which.

"Before I die, I wanna know what a vegemite sandwich is."

"Probably 'cause I was venting about most NSFW Furry artist's unreasonable expectations for male genitalia."

"I wanna know how furry d*cks came up in a conversation. Please, do tell."

"They're listening to Greenday. Classic Emos."

"The Caesar I know is already Salad."

"I'll dispose of the body, then I'll get some pocky!"

"That's Velma f*cking Dinkly from Scooby Doo."

"Alright, time to go to bed, Satan."

"Penguins are just Tuxedo Mask Furries."

"Man, I'm too old for that."

"I just wanna play with my computer, not fix things caused by the actions of stupid people."

"No me boobies."