No One:

Me, crawling out of the fridge: RE;Cutie Honey is good!

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No One:

Me, sitting on top of a bookcase: I always see Persephone and Hades portrayed as like... This perfect lovey-dovey couple but like... Hades raped Persephone, dragged her down to become his bride, and Persephone literally murders anyone he tries to have an affair with... Do you guys even Mythology??

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No One:

Me, crashing in through the window: SOMEWHERE, THERE EXISTS AN AU WHERE THOMAS HAS DISSOCIATIVE IDENTITY DISORDER AND THE SANDER SIDES ARE REALLY ALL JUST DIFFERENT ALTERS.

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No One:

Me:

Me: I like dogs.

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No one:

Me, an ordinary aspiring artist in the Costco Food Court, internally, to anyone who just so happened to be sitting there when I get my notebook out: I'm not staring at you because I like you or find you attractive, I'm staring because I want to draw you and you won't stay HECKING still.