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Tipsy: If you could trade places with someone for one day, who'd you trade places with?

Samantha, not even looking away from her experiments: George Washington.

Tipsy: Why?

Samantha: 'Cause he's dead.

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Akira: I just wanted to be like you!

Kuroko: And I wanted you to be better...!

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Samantha: I'm a modest genius.

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Kai: Why... Is there blood... Everywhere...?

Ellas: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Kai: You mean... You stABBED SOMEONE?!

Ellas: No, no. I aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Holly: Uhhhh, guys?

Holly: GUYS, WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM HERE.

Yuuki: We should really start copyrighting that phrase.

Holly: Yes but- NO, THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE, YUU-

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River: God, why do I feel like you and Luci are some married couple that I deal with every single day?

Ren: It's probably because we are. That idiot got drunk one night and forged my signature on a certificate of marriage. Then he managed to get a pope at the last minute, and we got married without me even knowing about it until the next day.

River: Yeah, that... That sounds about right...

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Yuuki: I really like the 'good cop, bad cop' thing you and Masao have got going on.

Kuri: No, it's more like I'm naive and Masa just has major trust issues.

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042: Life is... Life is soup.

042: And I am a fork.

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Aki: The stars sure are beautiful tonight.

Aki: And you know what else is beautiful?

Hoshi: What?

Aki: Me.

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Amanda: And now a gay update from Lillith Adams. Lillith?

Lillith: Getting gayer.

Amanda: Thank you, Lil.

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Tipsy: Friends with benefits is a SCAM.

Tipsy: It turns out that the benefit is s3x, and NOT a Dental plan! I have been MISLED!

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Masao, on the phone: Babe, don't worry, but I'm at the Police station.

Kuri: Masa, dear, you have been a cop for five years now and you keep calling me to say this every day.

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Sarah: I'm food thirsty.

Genji: For the love of god, please just say you're hungry.

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Lucien: Guess what I'm about to get!

River: On my nerves.

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Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth:

Ruth, signing: There's so much I want to say, but I couldn't hear myself say it if I did say anything.

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Aina: Ume, can I ask you for one small favor?

Ume: I'd kill for you, but go on.

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Fuzuki: In class, Yuuki got called on to answer a question, and after a short pause he says; "Hang on, I'm not dumb, I'm just panicking."

Fuzuki: I felt that. The guys next me felt that. My mom felt that.

Fuzuki: The entire world felt that.

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Tipsy, to Kuroko and 042: Alright, Shaggy and Scooby, you take the sinks and I'll check the cabinets.

Tipsy, to Samantha: Velma, you get the spooky looking fridge.

Samantha: What? Why do I get this... dubious looking device?

Tipsy: Because only Velma would say 'dubious device.' Velma gets the spooky fridge.

Samantha: Who does that make you then? Fred?

Tipsy: B*tch, I'm Daphne.

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Lucien: But who can I trust if Ren's in the Hospital?

Katashi: Yourself?

Lucien, scoffing: No.

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Sarah & Iris' dad: You know, I raised two fully functional children.

Sarah: What? You have two other children I don't know about?

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Sparker: I feel old, like I'm not a cool kid anymore.

Smol: That's not true.

Sparker: Really?

Smol: You were never a cool kid.

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Kei, shining a light under the bed: Ere, are you ready to come out yet and socialize with people?

Ere: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*

Kei: Understandable, have a nice day.

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Piro: H-

Emma, Luna, and Pearl: You are my daaaad! YOU'RE MY DAD! Boogie woogie woogie.

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Lillith: My bloodline ends with me.

Alex: That's just a fancy @$$ way to say you're gay.

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Aki: Yo, let's just play hide and seek.

Sarah: YES. CAT KID, YOU COUNT.

Yuuki: Alright...

Yuuki, after counting to 20: Hit or miss...

Aki, Sarah, Holly, Lucien, Erika, and Fuzuki collectively: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH-

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Lucien, hugging Ren's shoulder: This is my best friend and platonic boyfriend.

Yamamoto, in the background, cupping his mouth and shouting: "PLATONIC" MY @$$.

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Naga: Is that Whiskey or Perfume?

Tipsy: LETS FIND OUT!
Tipsy: *Downs the entire bottle*

Tipsy:

Tipsy:

Tipsy:

Tipsy:

Tipsy: It's perfume.

Naga: dOC-

UwO