Incorrect Quotes
For some reason, I have a bunch of Incorrect Quotes written on my phone with some of Aaya and I's characters. So here's a few, for some unknown reason. UwU
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Kuroko, with a gun, glaring down at some poor unfortunate soul: Time to go night-night.
Also Kuroko: Cuteness is justice! <3
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Some Dude: Hey, Ume, right? Can I have your nu-
Ume, playing a game on her phone: I don't have a phone.
Some Dude: But you're using it right now-
Aina, glaring Some Dude down: She said she doesn't have one.
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Kouki: My name is Hikari Kouki.
Kouki: And you are?
Emine:
Emine: Your future wife.
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Some Villain Dudes: We have your son.
Emine & Kouki: We don't have a son?
Villain: Then... Then's who's dabbing on Kuro and screaming Vocaloid lyrics with Miku?
Emine & Kouki: Oh my god, they have our son.
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Hime: Magnanimity is connected to the side...
Ryu: But what about the phrase "Tight-@$$?"
Ryu: You can further interpret this as @$$ = Mind.
Ryu: It really resembles the phrase "narrow-minded", huh?
Hime:
Ryu:
Hime:
Ryu:
Hime:
Ryu:
Ryu: You haven't said anything since we finished school, are you gonna allow me to talk about stuff like this?
Hime: I've already gotten used to this, it's fine.
Ryu: Your @$$hole is really big.
Hime: Denied.
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Ren: Listen Sada, never trust someone with two heads and only one brain.
Sadako: ...What does that even mean...?
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Percy: Are you... Eating ketchup for breakfast?
Danny: Yes, what of it? What did you eat.
Percy: @$$-
Danny: *Loads gun*
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Lucien: I'm not entirely useless!
Lucien: I can be used as a bad example.
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Iekami: If you never killed before, and you kill a killer... The number stays the same.
Erika, unblinking: Kill two.
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Emma: Can we get a birthday cake?
Kai: It's not your birthday...
Emma: Yeah, but the cake doesn't need to know that.
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Ellas: Fun fact; Holloween is the perfect day to kill somebody and put their corpse on your porch chair.
Kai: What?-
Ellas: Nothing.
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Lucien, singing: WHAT IS LOVE?
Lucien: BABY DON'T HURT ME.
Lucien: DON'T HURT ME.
Lucien: NO MO'.
Ren: *Sips coffee*
Ren: Lucien, it's three in the morning and my mother is starting to think that you're my boyfriend. Please stop sneaking into my house.
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Lucien: *Exists*
River: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU N O T ?
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Reporter: On various occasions, Sunray has admitted that he trusts you, his Partner, with his life. Do you feel the same?
Ren: I don't trust him with my life. I don't trust him with anyone's life, really. Heck, I don't think he even trusts himself with someone's life.
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Noa: B*tch.
Yamamoto: Blocked.
Noa: Wait, bro, unblock me. I need to tell you something.
Yamamoto: Unblocked.
Noa: B*tch.
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Lucien: I had a dream where you were my therapist, and all you did was call me a b*tch.
River: B*tch.
Lucien: *DRAMATIC GASP*
Lucien: Dreams to come true!
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Mr.Bear: ALRIGHT LITTLE SH*TS, LISTEN UP!-
Mr.Bear: Not you 042, you're an angel and we're happy you're here.
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Lucien: How did you find me?
River: Oh, that's easy. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal- and followed it here.
^Alternate^
Lucien: How did you find me?
River: I looked up "Disappointment" on Google Maps.
I have one more, but I'll make a separate chapter for that.
[Plot Twist, I never do that.]
Peace-
*Slapped*
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