Incorrect Quotes


For some reason, I have a bunch of Incorrect Quotes written on my phone with some of Aaya and I's characters. So here's a few, for some unknown reason. UwU





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Kuroko, with a gun, glaring down at some poor unfortunate soul: Time to go night-night.

Also Kuroko: Cuteness is justice! <3


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Some Dude: Hey, Ume, right? Can I have your nu-

Ume, playing a game on her phone: I don't have a phone.

Some Dude: But you're using it right now-

Aina, glaring Some Dude down: She said she doesn't have one.


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Kouki: My name is Hikari Kouki.

Kouki: And you are?

Emine:

Emine: Your future wife.


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Some Villain Dudes: We have your son.

Emine & Kouki: We don't have a son?

Villain: Then... Then's who's dabbing on Kuro and screaming Vocaloid lyrics with Miku?

Emine & Kouki: Oh my god, they have our son.


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Hime: Magnanimity is connected to the side...

Ryu: But what about the phrase "Tight-@$$?"

Ryu: You can further interpret this as @$$ = Mind.

Ryu: It really resembles the phrase "narrow-minded", huh?

Hime:

Ryu:

Hime:

Ryu:

Hime:

Ryu:

Ryu: You haven't said anything since we finished school, are you gonna allow me to talk about stuff like this?

Hime: I've already gotten used to this, it's fine.

Ryu: Your @$$hole is really big.

Hime: Denied.


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Ren: Listen Sada, never trust someone with two heads and only one brain.

Sadako: ...What does that even mean...?


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Percy: Are you... Eating ketchup for breakfast?

Danny: Yes, what of it? What did you eat.

Percy: @$$-

Danny: *Loads gun*


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Lucien: I'm not entirely useless!

Lucien: I can be used as a bad example.


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Iekami: If you never killed before, and you kill a killer... The number stays the same.

Erika, unblinking: Kill two.


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Emma: Can we get a birthday cake?

Kai: It's not your birthday...

Emma: Yeah, but the cake doesn't need to know that.


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Ellas: Fun fact; Holloween is the perfect day to kill somebody and put their corpse on your porch chair.

Kai: What?-

Ellas: Nothing.


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Lucien, singing: WHAT IS LOVE?

Lucien: BABY DON'T HURT ME.

Lucien: DON'T HURT ME.

Lucien: NO MO'.

Ren: *Sips coffee*

Ren: Lucien, it's three in the morning and my mother is starting to think that you're my boyfriend. Please stop sneaking into my house.


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Lucien: *Exists*

River: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU  N O T ?


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Reporter: On various occasions, Sunray has admitted that he trusts you, his Partner, with his life. Do you feel the same?

Ren: I don't trust him with my life. I don't trust him with anyone's life, really. Heck, I don't think he even trusts himself with someone's life.


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Noa: B*tch.

Yamamoto: Blocked.

Noa: Wait, bro, unblock me. I need to tell you something.

Yamamoto: Unblocked.

Noa: B*tch.


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Lucien: I had a dream where you were my therapist, and all you did was call me a b*tch.

River: B*tch.

Lucien: *DRAMATIC GASP*

Lucien: Dreams to come true!


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Mr.Bear: ALRIGHT LITTLE SH*TS, LISTEN UP!-

Mr.Bear: Not you 042, you're an angel and we're happy you're here.


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Lucien: How did you find me?

River: Oh, that's easy. I just listened for the sound of complete and utter betrayal- and followed it here.


^Alternate^

Lucien: How did you find me?

River: I looked up "Disappointment" on Google Maps.















I have one more, but I'll make a separate chapter for that.

[Plot Twist, I never do that.]





Peace-

*Slapped*




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