Ya Girl is back for another Incorrect Quotes thing.

Tipsy: If you're thirsty and start drinking a glass of water you're technically drinking your problems away.

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Kuroko: Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.

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Velvet: Piro, are you okay?

Piro: Yeah.

Velvet: Are you sure? This morning you asked if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together.

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Chizome, to Iekami during that one fight: I could kill you, but it's much more fun watching you be so miserable.

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Claire: Lovey-dovey syndrome is decaying my brain.

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Shufen: Misstress Callie, do you remember any of our names?

Callie: Of course I do! Uhm, Mr.Bear! He's uh... Igo..Shi...?

Mr.Bear: It's Ichigo...

Callie: YES, ICHIGO, SEE, I TOTALLY REMEMBER EVERYONE'S NAMES.

Chief: See, Empress, this is why we have codenames.

Shufen: I can see that.

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Samantha: The best way to a girl's heart is by punching through the ribcage.

Samantha: Apparently though, it's illegal. But don't let that stop you.

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Euphemia: Y-you know, I... I don't th-think I've... E-ever been h-healed by a-another p-per...Person b-before...

Iekami: Oh?

Euphemia: Y-yeah, but th-then y-you... B-broke th-that cycle, c-car...Carelessly h-healing me w-with n-no re-reg...Regard o-of your o-oww...Own s-s...Safety...

Euphemia: A-and th-then you l-looked a-at me...

Euphemia: L-like th-there was... S-so-some...Something w-worth loo-looking a-at...

Euphemia: S-so... Th-thank y-you...

Iekami: 

Iekami: You're welcome, Eu.

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Tipsy: Honestly, Doc, were you ever nice?

Samantha: I was, one day back in 2012.

Samantha: It was horrible.

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Some bad guy: Luna's magic is beyond all comprehension. With each passing day, she only grows more powerful.

Luna, with her face pressed against the microwave at 3 in the morning: Alright f*cker, where's my Mac 'n Cheese?

Luna: I want answers.

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Naga: Wow Doc, you look better when you take your glasses off.

Samantha: Yeah, you look better when my glasses are off, too

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Genji: Sarah, I'm asking for your permission to marry your sister.

Sarah: What is this, the dark ages? You know what? Since you've asked me, no you can't. Beat me in a duel first.

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Someone: We become what we think about.

Some Fujoshi, somewhere in the world: Gay men?

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[Meanwhile, in an AU where Tipsy's just a literal dog]

Samantha: Who's that dog?

Tipsy: *Growls*

Person: Oh, him? That's Bradley, he doesn't like strangers, but I promise he's very sweet once you get to know him.

Samantha: What a rude boy.

Samantha: I'll take him.

[Later]

Samantha, with Tipsy, who's a pretty big dog, sprawled across her lap: I have regrets.

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Kuroko: So you're the kid taking my brother to prom?

Takashi: Yeah, he-

Kuroko: If you hurt him, I'm stapling dead birds to your car.

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A fellow scientist: You alright? You didn't sleep at all last night...

Samantha: I got a solid eight minutes. Not consecutively, but it's still fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Justice: *Climbs on the counter*

Justice: *BARKS LOUDLY*

Justice, getting off the counter: Okay, I'm better now.

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Nicole, on Valentine's Day: A lot of people call this holiday 'v-day', which has a completely other meaning to it.

Leon: I can feel your lenny face from across the room, stop that.

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Kuroko: So how's school going?

Akira: I wake up every morning, but I still feel dead inside.

Kuroko: Ooooh, uh oh, spaghetti-o's...

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[Meanwhile, in the Villain!Kei AU]

Kei: I'm telling you, fire works! Anytime I have a problem and set fire to it, BOOM! Right away, I have another problem the Police wants me for!

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Claire: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake. That's like saying your favorite kind of cereal is breakfast cereal.

Valentine: I love breakfast cereal!

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Ryu: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Kouki: You're a hazard to yourself and everyone around you.

Emine: And a coward, do twenty!

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Valentine: Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist, right?

Claire, not even looking up from her book: You're wrong.

Valentine: So kiss me.

Claire: No.

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Iekami: Can you describe the snake that bit you?

Noa: Yeah, it was like an angry rope.

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Erika: So, if we don't do something about this, the world's gonna end in about 2 days time.

Sarah: That's so sad, Fuzuki, play Despacito.

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Holly, backing Ren and Luci up during a fight or somethin': I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.

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Lucien: My entire life consists of flirting and bad decisions.

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042: Anyone else feel really good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

Samantha: Can't relate.

Chi-Chan: Why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins?

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Hinata: You know, if you're looking for a good way to mess with people in public, you should try drinking Windex out of a Gatorade bottle.

Yoka: Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

Hinata:

Hinata: No.

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Sora: Kenta and I are so in sync we finish each other's...

Kenta: *Staring off into space*

Sora: Ssssss...

Kenta, snapping back: Ssssomebody once told me the world was gonna roll me-

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Nicole: I met some of the most insufferable people that I've ever seen, but they also met me.

Evan: And I wish that on no one.

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Ere: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Erika, on the bottom bunk: F*ck you too, boo.

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Tipsy: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Kuroko: Have everyone stand.

042: Bring three more chairs.

Samantha: The most important ones can sit down.

Shufen: Kill three.

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Claire, to Noe: If Valley has 10 cookies and I ask for 5, how many does she keep for herself?

Valentine: None.

Claire: Val, this is basic math, it's not that ha-

Valentine:  I would give you all of them because I love you.

Claire:

Claire, holding back tears: Gross. Absolutely disgusting. Get out of my room.

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Ren: You guys cause a distraction.

Lucien, throwing raisins everywhere: RAISINS, RAISINS, THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!

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