And so, I took to the realization that I'm not funny. UWU

Erika: Okay, when crows remember people who wronged them or hold grudges it's "Intelligent" and "Really cool!"... But when I do it, I'm "Petty" and "needs to move on".

Erika: What kinda f*ckin' bullsh*t is that?

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Someone: If you could go anywhere or see anything, what would you choose?

Fuzuki: Anything I want?

Someone: Yep.

Fuzuki:

Fuzuki: Horses on a trampoline, then.

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Samantha: Roses are red.

Samantha: Violets are blue

Samantha: Finish this poem yourself, you dependent parasite.

Tipsy: Rude.

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Noa: Just be warned; When I say "I understand" it doesn't mean I understand. It doesn't mean I agree, and it doesn't even mean I'm listening.

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Natalie: Sometimes, I feel like I have my life together and then I'm like, 'Wow, that was a really nice forty-five seconds.'

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Sarah, rollerblading into her Therapist's office with a booster juice and a head full of unbrushed hair: Karen, you're not gonna f*ckin' believe this.

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Valentine: So how's the most beautiful woman in the entire world doin' today?

Claire: I don't know, how are y-

Ace, in another room: CHUU'S GOOD! THANKS!

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[Meanwhile, in the Villain!Kei AU]

Ren: Where are you going?

Kei: Either to get ice cream or to commit a felony.

Kei: I'll decide in the car.

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[In a Cave somewhere]

Tipsy: Doesn't an echo-y place like this make you wanna go-

Tipsy: *Yodeling of the drunken devils*

Samantha:

Samantha: *Sighs*

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Samantha: Do you ever just look at someone and get annoyed?

Tipsy: Why're you lookin' at me?

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Ellas: If you can't handle me at my worst, then leave.

Ellas: Either way, there's still a 85% chance I'll be pulling a knife on you.

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Lucien: I didn't think it was possible to be this narcissistic with no self-esteem!

Lucien: Like yeah, I'm a piece of sh*t.

Lucien: BUT I'M A GOLDEN PIECE OF SH*T.

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Erika: If I feel an emotion one more time, I'm gonna snap.

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Erika, on the verge of tears: Once you care, you're f*cked.

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Chrys: So you wanna know how to beat your depression?

 Chrys: Easy! With a broom. 

Chrys: Beat it into the ground.

Chrys, grabbing a broom: Like this.

Chrys, aggressively smacking the broom on the floor: DIE, DIE, DIE!

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Therapist: *Laughs at joke*

042, to himself: This is great! I'm gonna get a good grade in Therapy, something that is both normal to want and possibly achieve!

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Ere: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Erika: But 'ya didn't.

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Tipsy: Oo, watcha makin', Doc?

Samantha, chopping up some vegetables or somethin': Get out of my Kitchen, Jones.

Tipsy: But I just want to help you! Why can't you just...

Samantha: *Grabs a spray bottle*

Tipsy: What are you do-

Samantha, aggressively spraying water at Tipsy: NO!

Tipsy: Kya! I'm not a Cat, Doc!

Samantha, continuing to spray water at Tipsy: BAD! BAD BRADLEY! OUT! BAD!

Tipsy, walking out of the kitchen: Okay! Okay!

Tipsy, now safely out of the kitchen: Gosh, why are you like this, Doc?

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Erika: So, apparently, "spite" is not an "appropriate" answer to what motivates you.

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Genji: Iris, can you please tell Sarah to stop with the Overwatch Quotes? She won't listen to me.

Iris: I've been with her since birth, and she won't even listen to me.

Iris: Sorry.

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Kuroko: I like...

Kuroko: Cute things and...

Kuroko: Watching people become lifeless.

UWU'