Plot Twist, by the time this book gets to 200 Chapters, it's just mostly gonna be Incorrect Quotes.

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Cheri: So... Friends?

Shisei: We're worse. Family.

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Emine: What, you think I can't fight 'cause I'm a girl?

Kouki: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a really f*cking poofy wedding dress. But for what it's worth, I don't think even this guy could fight in that dress either

Ryu: Maybe not, but I would make a radiant bride.

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Erika, after returning from a Babysitting Job or somethin': Children are so needy. I mean, you wouldn't understand, but being a single parent is exhausting.

Ere: One, you were babysitting. Two, it's been one hour. And three, you got paid for it.

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Tipsy: A pet rock is a fun pet until you realize that it's essentially immortal and you've damned it to an eternity of watching its loved ones die.

Samantha: Get out of my lab, Jones.

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Euphemia: The... There are o-only four rules you... Y-you need to re...Rem-memb...Remember... M-Make the plan. Ex...Exe... Execute the... The plan. Ex...Expect the plan t-to go o-ff... Off the r-rails. Th-throw away the pl..an.

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Samantha: I don't feel like seeing anyone right now.

Samantha: *Takes off glasses*

Tipsy, in the background: SHE MADE A JOKE, HOLY SH*T! WHERE'S DOC AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER?!

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042: What color is an orange?

Sacchan: Its color is the same as its name, just like an apple.

Chi-Chan: No, you idiot. Apple isn't a color. A better example would have been a lemon.

Kuroko: I-

Samantha: Don't. I'm surrounded by enough idiots as it is.

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Sacchan: So, Chiyo, I heard someone has a crush on you.

Chi-Chan: No one has a crush on me.

Chi-Chan: I am too strong to be crushed!

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Tipsy: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Shufen: Somewhere in the world, I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a beautiful home.

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[Somewhere in an AU]

Holly: Hey, is Lucien bothering you again?

Ren, sighing: Yeah. But he's my husband, so I signed up for this.

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042, being tackled by a police dog: What's his name?

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Yamamoto: I'm going to bed, it's been a long day.

Noa: It's been three hours.

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Luna, knowing full well that the fool in a tarot deck does not mean that she's a fool: Oh would you look at that, my Tarot deck is calling me a fool again.

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Amanda: There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.

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Carmen: OH MY GOD.

Carmen: IT'S A GYARU.

Carmen: A REAL, LIVE, GYARU.

Carmen: BLONDE HAIR, SUN KISSED SKIN, BLUE EYES, BIG TITS, AND ALL!

Chrys: YOU CAN'T JUST GO UP TO PEOPLE AND TALK ABOUT THEIR TITS, CARMEN.

Carmen: F*CK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT.

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[Meanwhile, in the Bartender AU]

River: I am NOT desperate enough to f*ck the bartender, Aina.

Aina: *Points to Kei, the Bartender*

River:

River: F*ck...

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[Meanwhile, in a BNHA AU]

Carmen: I can seduce people into doing my bidding.

Chrys: I can literally connect myself to the internet.

Akio: I can stalk senpai.

Carmen:

Chrys:

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Lucien: Alright, from now on, we're using codenames.

Lucien: I'm Eagle One.

Lucien: River is "Been there, done that".

Lucien: Ren is "Currently doing that".

Lucien: Kei is "It happened once in a dream".

Lucien: And Holly is...

Lucien: Eagle Two.

Holly: Oh thank god.

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Lucien: You're like a housewife.

Ren: And you're like a child I went wrong in raising.

Lucien: Ouch.

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Ren: Hey guys, have you seen any of my shirts? They keep going missing.

Yamamoto, wearing one of Ren's shirts: Nah.

Noa, wearing one of Ren's shirts, too: Spooky.

Lucien, wearing another one of Ren's shirts: This one? If you want it back, you'll have to share with me~.

Holly, also wearing Ren's shirt: Nah man, I didn't see it.

Fuzuki, wearing ANOTHER one of Ren's shirts: I'm not giving this up.

Iekami, also wearing Ren's shirt: Haven't seen it, sorry.

Euphemia, who- you guessed it- is wearing Ren's shirt: ...

Katashi:

Katashi: *Hugs shirt*

Ren:

Ren: Why are you all like this?

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Yuuki: I'm in a good place right now.

Yuuki: Not emotionally, just in my room.

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Valentine: Yeah, I'd call myself a night owl.

Claire: Valley, how many times do I have to tell you that "night owl" isn't a cooler term for insomniac?

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Samantha: For personal reasons I will be in my lab, avoiding all human contact until further notice.

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Valentine: Hey, Nic, can you pass the salt, please?

Nicole: Sure:

Nicole: *Throws Claire across the table*

Valentine: I asked for salt, not my girlfriend.

Valentine: Eh, close enough.

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Kuroko: Hey guys, when was the last time you've ever made a meaningful connection with anyone?

Tipsy: Last night, I met the most amazing f*cking whiskey I have ever tasted.

Samantha: Never.

Mr.Bear: Every time I see my wife! ^^

042: I mean, I was handcuffed to a dog once.

Shufen: Last year, I murdered this girl in cold blood and she told me "Thanks". I'd say we had a decent connection, her and I.

Kuroko:

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Sarah: A cat is sleeping on my leg.

Sarah: But I don't own a cat.

I don't know how I got here. UWU

Also, a correct Quote from my sister and I:

My sister: *Hums the PJ Masks Theme*

My Sister: Darnit, that song is stuck in my head again!

Me: "'Cause bedtime, is the right time, to fight crime. I can't think of a rhyme."

Yeah, when you have kids in the house, it's inevitable to know the themes of any kid's show they like.

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