Ohp, we're back.

Ume: This is a feeling stick. Whoever's holding the Feeling Stick has permission to say whatever he or she is feeling without being judged. I'll go first. I feel like I wanna know what you're feeling.

Hinata: *Grabs the stick and breaks it in half*

Ume, taking another Feeling Stick out from her bag: Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.

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Lucien: Why are you looking at me like this is my fault?

River: Because it is your fault.

Lucien: ...Fair enough.

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Tipsy: Hey, I just saw Lidochka having a mental breakdown in the lab, did you do something?

Samantha: Ah, no, they suddenly dissociated while Lidochka and I were dissecting a rat. It's Kristen fronting right now. She'll be fine.

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Salem: Rise and shine, the sun is up!

Leon:  What do you want me to do? Photosynthesize?

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[Shortly after they first met]

Valentine: Let's play 20 questions.

Claire: I don't see the point, but alright?

Valentine: You start.

Claire: Uh, okay. What's your favorite color?

Valentine: Triangle. My turn, do you like girls?

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Noa: Coca-Cola used to be made with Cocaine. So, technically, everyone who drank Coca-Cola from that time period has had cocaine at least once.

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Hirota: C'mon, y'all have to had some kind of fun at school. What's the craziest thing you've done so far?

Yamamoto: Made out in the closet of my teacher's office while he was at his desk.

Lucien:  Took off my shirt and danced in front of a security camera for ten minutes.

Noa: Swallowed a live goldfish on a dare and got my grade banned from a section of the school.

Iekami: I hung out with a serial killer on the roof in my first year.

Katashi: ...I stole a whiteboard marker once.

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Sarah: Me? A b*tch? Good Sir, I am a h0e, thank you very much.

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Ere: Where did you get that?

Erika, holding a knife: I found it.

Ere: I find that answer vague and unconvincing.

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Abiko: You know I hate it when you make up words.

Hirota: Are you still mad at me for saying "snacksident"?

Abiko: Yes. Very.

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Mixer: Let's get this bread!

Smoke Screen: You always say that, but you never come grocery shopping with me.

Sparker, sobbing: That's not what it means!

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Lucien: *Nudges Ren awake*

Ren: Mnn... What's wrong?

Lucien: Do you like me?

Ren: Luci, I MARRIED you.

Lucien: Yes, but did you marry me as a friend or, like, a husband? Unclear.

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Lucien: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Aina: I'm perfectly capable of doing both.

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Irie: You've never read comics?

Genji: No, I've never had time to.

Irie: Really? Not even in the newspaper? Like Peanuts? You've never read Peanuts!?

Genji: Nope.

Irie: Are you serious? You've never read Peanuts?

Irie: Uh-uh.

[Cut to Irie holding a football while Genji prepares to run at it]

Irie: Go ahead. I promise I have a good hold on it.

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Holly: WHY DOES EVERY GAME ON BARBIE.COM HAVE TO HAVE ANNOYING MUSIC?

Sarah: The better question is why are you on Barbie.Com?

Holly: BECAUSE F*CK YOU, THAT'S WHY.

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Aaya_TSO, probably: I suffer from Hyper Cuteness Sensitivity Disorder. Whenever I'm in close proximity to something adorable, I faint.

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Ryu: Well, look who came by for a little sucky sucky!

Vampire: ... Why you gotta say it like that, man?

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Hirota: If I had a penny for every time you crossed my mind I would only have one penny because you are all I think about.

Abiko, trying not to cry: Enjoy being broke, you @$$hole.

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Interviewer: You're about the right age, are you thinking of kids any time soon, miss?

Mixer: I already have...

Mixer, counting on her fingers: Eight. I have eight kids. They're all little bastards. Except for Ren and Euphemia, they're angels. Katashi's good too, but he's got an attitude problem.

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Aina: Were you dropped on the head as a child?!

Lucien: Bold of you to assume I was held!

Aina:

Lucien:

Ren, who just walked in: ... Are you okay?

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No one:

Erika: I'm 'boutta commit a war crime.

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Emine: Hey, where's Ryu?

Kouki, reading: Somewhere disappointing Jesus.

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Achre: Do you know how many bones a human has? It's 206. We start with 369 when we're babies but they fuse. Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you?

Erika: Hi, what the actual, literal, GENUINE f*ck does this mean?

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Iekami: You... You spent your whole allowance on... Gummy worms?

Yamamoto: It's a sickness, okay?

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Katashi: So... You're adopting me? What the heck?

Mixer: Bold of you to assume you're not already my son.

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Valentine: We both look very beautiful tonight.

Claire: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "so do you"?

Valentine: I couldn't take that risk.

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River: I can tell life from TV, Lu. TV makes sense. It has structure, logic, rules, and likable leading men and women. In real life, we have this. We have you.

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Lucien: ADHD? More like chronic Himbo disorder.

Holly: Attention Deficit Himbo Disorder.

Yuuki: It is three am, I will literally pay you to take Adderal. I don't know how Ren deals with you two.

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Samantha: Empress has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask her a thing no one should have an opinion on.

Tipsy: What's the worst multiple of four?

Shufen: Twelve, obviously. Dumb@$$.

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Holly: Let me explain something to you, Yuuki. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Hollybear. Act."

Yuuki: So you weren't thinking?

Holly: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

Sarah: Wait, you call yourself "Hollybear"?

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Emma: What? I'm not THAT aggressive!

Pearl: Last Tuesday, you whacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Emma: It's survival of the fittest, Pearl!

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Kyon: I don't understand why people think that depression goes away on holidays.

Kyon: Like, ho ho ho. I'm still depressed.

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Luna, getting thrown onto a table with a bunch of dice on it: I don't think this is how you play D&D.

Also this little bit from a conversation I had in real life, except I don't know which characters to put it to.

Char A, coming up to Char B with a hose nozzle: Look, it's a hose!

Char B, laughing quietly: You're a hoe.

Char A: No, this isn't a Gar-

Char A: Well, it is a garden tool- but a different garden tool!