Please note, before we start, this particular chapter has been in the works for weeks[Wow, porcrastination]. And as I was writing at some point, I was watching an Area 51 Live Stream[Because I can], so some of these quotes are from that. Got it? Good.

Let's begin.

Random person: What are your views on love?

Kiyako: I mean... It exists? I don't know, man, I don't have enough experience to answer this.

Emi: Love is a fantastic thing! Of course, it's not the most important thing, but is an amazing thing!

Joan:

Joan: My significant other once broke up with me over a bowl of mac'n cheese.

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Sarah: I drink to forget.

Genji: You just ordered chocolate milk.

Sarah: Exactly, simpleton.

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Emi, after driving to Area 51: YO, WE GOT A KYLE.

Emi, pointing to Ryu: Just kidding, this is Ryu, we picked him up randomly at a 711 on the way here.

Ryu: Hi! They kidnapped me to be their cameraman!

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Min Yi: How many Ellas' does it take to change a lightbulb?

Kai: One. The real question is how many ladders he needs.

Ellas:

Ellas: *Slowly pulls out a knife*

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Iris: Did you even listen to a single word I just said?

Sarah: In my defense, I listened to about five of them, and that's a new record for me.

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Kouki: Ryu, do you have anything you wanna say?

Ryu, already naruto-running: Nah, I just wanna Naruto run.

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Ceara, wearing Eugene's glasses: How do I look?

Eugene, squinting: I have no idea.

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[Her name means Love<3 has entered Chat JoJo Poses]

Her name means Love<3: Hey, guys, tell me what's worse than heartbreak?

Move out of the way, Shaggy, I killed God: When you wake up in the morning and find out that your phone wasn't charging.

Tera(da)form:  when you wake up in the morning

I don't get paid enough to teach you little sh*ts: When you wake up.

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Lucien: Wanna see a magic trick?

Katashi: Not really.

Lucien: Great, so I can make Ren appear at any time with a single word. Ahem...

Lucien, sounding distraught, voice cracking slightly: Oh no...

Ren, bursting into the room with a first aid kit: What happened this time?

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Kouki: You IDIOT!

Ryu: I mean, I'm sure you're right, but why?

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Holly: Wanna give a shoutout to my buddy, Aki. She says Rem is best girl.

Yuuki: Are we talking about Persona?

Holly: No, ANIME.

Yuuki:

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Terada: Move, I like titty.

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No One:

Me: My mind is the equivalent of a stubborn toddler who really wants something but is willing to do anything else but the thing that gets it that thing. And after hours of stubbornness and internal temper tantrums, it finally caves.

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Someone: Hey, you got a belt buckle?

Me: Belt Buckle? I'M WEARING A ONESIE????

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Ryu: Sorry, I'm not very bright.

Sarah, gesturing to the Area 51 event: No one very bright is out here.

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Tipsy: My mind is like an Internet Browser.

Samantha: Explain.

Tipsy: 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

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Luna: I just watched Piro drop his coffee and the groceries on my way to class, and the only thing he said was "I am so sick of being alive".

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Lucien: Holly, chug it.

Holly, putting a Monster Energy Drink to the side: I'm not a KYLE, I can't chug it.

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Valentine: If you see me lookin' zoned out its cuz I'm having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Holly: You know how I roll. And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a trash can on top of a hill!

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Tipsy: You work at NASA?

Samantha: Yeah.

Tipsy: Wait, really?

Samantha: No, you dumb@$$.

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Therapist: Kyon, the assignment was to bring in something important to you.

Kyon: Yeah, and I did that.

Therapist: I meant an object not...

Therapist: *Gestures in exasperation at Justice*

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Iris: Can't you be normal?

Sarah, wearing Tuxedo Pajamas: Normal people don't look this good.

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Holly, bursting through the door: WHAT IS OBAMA'S LAST NAME?

Yuuki: It's... It's not Obama?

Holly:

Yuuki:

Holly:

Yuuki:

Holly:

Yuuki:

Holly: That's the joke, buddy.

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Holly: You look god today, bro. Pro homo.

Yuuki: Isn't it "no homo"?

Holly: It's 2019, Yuu. We support the gays, Pro homo.

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River: The worst thing about Kei is she's too hot. Like, she can literally set herself on fire, not die, AND SHE'S ATTRACTIVE AS F*CK?? THAT IS?? TOO MUCH POWER?? FOR ONE WOMAN??

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Aina: I once got up early and went to school with Ume, and the first thing she does is tackle Tomoe to the ground in a hug 'cause she "Looked sad today".

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No One: 

Me: AAYA QUICK, GIVE ME A DILF HUNTER TO D R AW.

Aaya_TSO: Wait, w h a t-

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Hitomi: *Trips*

Shigeru: That's not how you fall right, SIMPLETON.

[Bonus]

Shigeru: But are you okay? That looked like a nasty fall.

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[I F*cked The Jolly Green Giant has entered Chat Cursed]

I f*cked The Jolly Green Giant: Mr.Clean is just Big Foot but fully shaved.

Furry: What the...

Cryptid Terada: No, let him go on. I'm intrigued.

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No one:

Me, as I try to figure out how to draw Hawks: His face shape,,,,, is,,,,, kinda like,,,, an egg.

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Samantha, showing Tipsy a picture of a raccoon eating garbage: Identify this animal.

Tipsy: Big mood.

Samantha, to Naga: Tase him again.

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Shigeru: Sorry I roasted you, I was trying to befriend you.

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Ume: I mean, yeah, we're like total gal pals and stuff, but I would kiss you if you asked.

Aina: What?

Ume: What?

Tomoe, in the background: She said she would kiss you if you asked.

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Sayuri, to a little Kuroko: You want to grow up to be a Lady, don't you?

Kuroko: Not particularly.

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Random Student, stopping in front of Shigeru and Hitomi: Is it true that people with daddy issues have a daddy kink?

Hitomi:

Shigeru: Is it true that you like older women because your mom never played enough of role in your life after your dad died, so she left you with your alcoholic uncle and now you just yearn for the warmth of a mother figure in your life?

Hitomi: Shigeru!!

This is probably the longest Incorrect Quote Chapter I've ever done, lol.