Do you ever just accidentally find a bunch of Musicals you didn't know existed? Because I do. A lot. And then I have ~Obsession~. It's a terrible disease.

Erika: Christmas is so f*cking depressing, man.

Ere: What-

Erika: Think about it. Commercialism is, like, really bad. the Christmas Season has a very high rate of suicides...

Erika: And also snow. F*ck snow, man.

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No one:

Ryu: Frat boys wear their hats backwards so they can still kiss each other.

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Erika: NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GOD'S SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY-

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Kouki: People don't know why Ryu and I are friends.

Kouki: But I don't blame them. I don't even know why we're friends.

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Samantha: Empress stole your wallet.

Tipsy: No she didn't! Why would she want my wallet anyway, I have like... Thirty-Five cents! NOT EVEN ENOUGH FOR A CUPCAKE!

Samantha: Your Driver's License, probably. To frame you for murder or something.

Samantha: Also, it's in her right breast pocket.

Tipsy, gasping: AND TO THINK I WAS GONNA BUY YOU A CUPCAKE WITH THE MONEY I DON'T HAVE.

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Yukiko: Hey, Emako. I have a question...

Emako: Shoot!

Yukiko: What's your secret for always being so down to earth?

Emako: Well, I mean...

Emako: Gravity.

Yukiko:

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Shufen: While you studied the blade and how much blood you can get on it... I also studied the blade.

Shufen: We're in the mafia, what else do you expect?

Samantha: Honestly? I expected more guns.

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Ash: Kermit doesn't look like a frog?

Leah: Is that a question or a statement?

Ash, quietly: I don't know...

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Suisen: I support my brother's decision to be openly gay.

Suisen: I just don't buy that he's a top.

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Sarah: Might f*ck around and never get my drivers license, 'cause at this point the world is gonna end anyway.

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Minoru: I'm going to assume that whatever it is you're doing here is entirely legal.

Kuroko: Of course.

042: Entirely, Officer!

Minoru, sighing: Right. Wasn't here. Didn't see it. Couldn't have stopped you.

Mr.Bear: Good idea, thanks.

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Tipsy, about Shufen: She has... A challenging personality.

Samantha: What he means is, she's mostly an @$$hole. But every now and then, she can be a d*ck.

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Lucien: One black coffee, for uh... My dad?

Lucien's Dad: Hello, Son.

Lucien: What the f*ck, dad? I haven't seen you in 6 years.

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Callie: If I were not a holy woman, I would beat you senseless.

Tipsy: But you're not?

Callie, grabbing a bat: Then guess what?

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Ren: My name is Seki Rensuke. And you are?

Lucien: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.

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Tipsy: Alright, flowers look best when they're...

Mr.Bear: Alive! ^^

Shufen: Dead.

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Shufen: Do you trust me?

Tipsy: No, not really.

Shufen: You're smarter than you look.

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Samantha: When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

Shufen: That's actually... A genius move.

Samantha: Thank you.

Shufen: You're welcome, Sherry.

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Lucien: Why is "pretty boy" considered an insult?

Lucien: Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

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Luna: God, I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.

Claire: Yeah, I know.

Luna: Wait, what do you mean you know?

Claire: Look at you, look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.

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Some random person: Would you date a man shorter than you?

Claire: No.

Some random person: Well that's kind of shallow of you.

Claire: ...I don't... Like men... I'm... I'm a lesbian...

Claire: I thought everyone knew that?

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Mixer: I know it seems like things are really bad, but they're actually so much worse than that.

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Aki: Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed and in control. Let the law be your wingman.

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Holly, to no one in particular: Gotta look cute so they forget I don't know basic math.

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Min: Are you ok? You're tearing up a lot.

Leah, crying out of Min's pureness: Oh, I'm just allergic to angels.

Min: How are you alive if you're allergic to yourself?

Leah: *wheezes*

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Holly: Hey, Yuu!

Yuuki: Oh, Holly, hello. How are you do-

Yuuki, doing a double take: Jesus Christ, what in God's name are you wearing?

Holly, wearing one of these ahegao face hoodies, short shorts, and cowboy boots: Oh, this? This is my @$$ kicking outfit!

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Erika: I wonder why I keep getting arrested.

Ere: I don't know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things?

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[Deck The Halls has entered Chat Dumb@$$ Club]

Deck The Halls: Do you think rocks have feelings?

Ryū ga waga teki o kurau: If they do, I feel really bad for 'em, dude.

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Erika: I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and learn to apologize later, like I do.

Ere: You never apologized.

Erika: Well, I would if I had ever been wrong.

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[Great Barrier Keith has entered Chat What If I Fought An Octopus??]

Great Barrier Keith: I have seven notebooks and no idea what to put in them. Suggestions?

Trash Binn: Put Spaghetti in it!! >:3

Great Barrier Keith: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except you.

Ceaaaaraaaaa, Marinaraaaaaa: put spaghetti in it

Great Barrier Keith: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone except the two of you.

I Diagnose You With Dead: Put spaghetti in it.

Great Barrier Keith: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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