Whooo~

Emine: Wait... So, if you're Emi... And I'm Emi...

Emi & Emine at the exact same time: THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?

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River: Only geniuses can say these four words quickly. eye. yam. stew. peed.

Iekami: No one is gonna fall for th-

Lucien, in the background: IAMSTUPID.

River: *Gestures*

Ren: *Sighs*

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[Emi&M has entered Chat Cursed Beyond Fandoms]

Emi&M: My girlfriend's stoned.

Emi&M: I f*ckin' hate Medusa.

Muscle Milk: ????????

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Tipsy: Peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence.

Shufen: I've made fun of babies for less.

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Mr.Bear: Did you have a good night?

042: I mean, other than the fact that someone got stabbed... Yeah, I'd say I had a pretty good night.

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Lucien: I think I know a way we can get the money.

Yamamoto: You'd make a decent stripper.

Lucien: I'd make an AMAZING striper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

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Shufen: Miss Callie and Mr.Bear are the only valid members of this organization. The roomba is valid too, I guess, but it's on thin f*cking ice.

Tipsy: Wait, what did the roomba do?

Shufen: Tried to eat my f*cking sock!

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[Akihiko Main has entered Chat (2) Heroes, (1) Fight Club Captain]

Akihiko Main: So I get y'all have to wear the masks all night but what if your face gets itchy?

Akihiko Main: Or what if you get something in your eye?

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Someone: Were you three there for your sibling's first word?

Emine: Yep! My sister's first word was "Hero"! And get this, she pointed straight at me while she said it!

Ryu: Ume's first word was actually just a string of babbles that sounded like words. My favorite was "Sock Man Booth".

Kouki: ...My brother's first word was "Titty" and I die inside a little more every time I remember it.

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Emi: Why do people do gender-bends? Is it just out of curiosity of what someone looks like as the opposite gender? Or is it something else?

Kiyako: Idk, but if anyone tries to gender-bend any of you, I'm using myself as a shield so I can finally get a vagina.

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Erika: Do you ever want to stockpile your own blood over the course of a few years and then just go around and start spreading it everywhere before mysteriously disappearing, leaving suspicious amounts of blood throughout the city and turning your whole town into a crime scene which no one can adequately explain outside of somehow being murdered simultaneously at like eight taco bells?

Holly: Woah there, Dullahan Lady. Are you okay?

Erika: I have never been okay once in my entire life.

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Emi: I'll never forget the day that Kiyako walked into the Third Year Classrooms and loudly announced that she killed God.

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Ryu: Do people really call Earth Sauce "Water"?

Kouki:

Kouki: Ex...Excuse me, what the f*ck?

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Ume from Manga set in the 80's: Wait... So, if I'm Ume...

Ume from Manga set in the 80's, pointing to a dog-wolf-thing Ume, also from a manga: And he's Ume...

Ume from Manga set in the 80's pointing at another Manga Ume: And you're Ume...

Ume from Manga set in the 80's, pointing at Moteki Umeko: And she's Ume...

Ume from Manga set in the 80's: ...THEN WHO'S FLYING THE PLANE?

[Extra]

Ume from yet another manga: None of us. None of us knows how to fly a plane, we were doomed from the beginning.

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Ume, gently placing Aina's hand over her heart: Do you feel my heartbeat? It's beating for y-

Aina: All I feel is titty.

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Emi, to Masashi: Oh shove a cucumber up your @$$.

Ai, from beyond the grave: That's unsanitary, people eat those!

Kiyako: Why would a cucumber make your @$$ no longer safe to eat?

Joan, who just wanted to grade his papers and eat pie in peace: Guys, what the f*ck?

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Keith: Why do you look so upset?

Bé: The Easter bunny is just the church's fursona.

Keith: I just remembered why I don't like talking to you.

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Yamamoto: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Shufen: Just so we're clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.

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Tipsy: Hey, question... 

Tipsy: Do you think anyone will care if I show up to the national meeting in my PJs?

Tipsy: If I have to listen to a 12 year old be an adult for like, what? 3 or more hours? I would like to be comfy.

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Someone: This man is an absolute dumb@$$.

Ryu: Thanks, I drink Dumb B*tch Juice every morning. It's got a lot of protein.

Ryu: You should try it, maybe you'll be able to physically fight me then.

[Extra]

Emine: Wow, Kouki, we're rubbing off on him, lol.

Kouki: No, he's the same as always. Just has a hint of sass this time around

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Samantha: You might just be the most annoying person I've ever met.

Tipsy: "Might be?" What do you mean by "might be?" Is there someone else? IS THERE?

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Anyone: *In a relationship*

Me, drawing anime body pillows: Yo, that sh*ts wack.

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[KiyakoIyayoCanEasilyKillGod! has entered Chat Ryu's Dumb B*tch Juice exists in every AU and that is a fact]

KiyakoIyayoCanEasilyKillGod!: what if mayonnaise came in cans?

Trash Binn: That'd suck because you can't microwave metal... oWo''

Next Gen...ji: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

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Kouki, trying to teach Lucien to drive: Okay, so, you're driving and suddenly Mom and Dad come out in the middle of the road. What do you hit?

Lucien: Oh, definitely dad.

Kouki: The brakes, you idiot, you hit the brakes.

Lucien: Okay, but can I hit dad anyway?

Kouki, sighing: I shouldn't have agreed to this.

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Valentine: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Claire: Aw, Val, that's actually really sweet of y-

Valentine, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fast I can drink this.

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Emi: Get out of here with this "gays can't drive" and "gays can't cook" junk. I do both, don't be disrespectful.

Joan: Okay, but can you do math?

Emi: Don't... Don't do this to me, Teach.

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Justice: Once you've hit rock bottom, the only place to go up!!

Kyon: You underestimate me. I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.

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Ryu: do you ever get water-hungry?

Kouki: You... You mean "thirsty"?

Ryu: No.

Ryu: Water-hungry.

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Samantha: What the HELL are all these dead bodies doing here in my lab?!

Shufen, poking at a corpse with her foot: Honestly, Sam f*ckery? Not much.

I have no idea what i'm doing anymore and I'm just really heccin' cold. UwU