Ya girl is back on her Incorrect Quote sh*t again-

*Slapped*

Ren: Sometimes I wonder where I went wrong.

Lucien: Do you trust me?

Ren: Yes...?

Lucien: Well, that's where you went wrong.

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Samantha: When life gets stressful, do something to lift your spirits.

Samantha: Go for a drive.

Samantha: Go two or three thousand miles away.

Samantha: Maybe change your name.

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Euphemia: I... I forbid you... F-from taking another step d-down... These stairs... Uhm, until you've recov..Recovered!

Iekami: But-

Euphemia: N-no buts...!

Iekami:

Iekami: Fine then.

Iekami: *Jumps out window*

Euphemia: M-MATOKA, NO-

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Tipsy: For a so-called "Mad Genius", I'm not seeing much of that "Genius" part.

Samantha: Keep it up and you'll be seeing plenty of "Mad".

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Ryu: Hey, hey guys.

Kouki: Hm?

Emine: What's up?

Ryu: You know what people say about me?

Emine: No, what?

Kouki: Ryu no-

Ryu: "Fighter in the streets. Down in the sheets." ;)

Kouki: Ryu...

Kouki: Ryu no...

Emine: I think I'm missing something from this conversation?

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Achre: So yeah, I'm a cannibal.

Miku: Vore me.

Achre: In a kinky way or in a "Fancy dinner date" way?

Miku: Whichever way you want.

Achre: Cool.

-

Ryu: *Exists*

Kouki: Oh, hello.

Ryu: I'm going to be your friend now, and you can't stop me.

Kouki: No, no!- Oh god, he's already stuck to me- DID YOU JUST GLUE YOURSELF TO ME?

Ryu: Yes.

Kouki: Will you unglue yourself if I agree to being your friend?

Ryu: Maybe.

Kouki: Okay, fine, you win. You're my friend.

Ryu: YAY!

Ryu: Oh sh*t.

Kouki: What?

Ryu: I have cancer, lol.

Kouki: WHAT?!

Ryu: *Ded*

Kouki: GOD F*CKING DAMNIT.

-

Emine: *Exists*

Emine: Hi, I like you!

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes I do.

Kouki: No you don't.

Emine: Yes you do.

Kouki: No I don't.

Emine: Yes you do.

Kouki: No I don't.

Emine: Yes you do.

Kouki: No I... Oh f*ck, I like y-

Emine: *Ded*

Kouki: OKAY, BUT GOD, WHY THE F*CK?

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Ryu: *Ded*

Kouki: What the hell, did Ryu just die?

Emine: *Ded*

Kouki: DID EMINE JUST DIE TOO?

Kouki: I SWEAR, I'M CURSED??

-

[Meanwhile, somewhere in an Unsolved AU]

Ren: Legend has it, a demon roams these woods. In the Victorian Era, Saint Dorkus lead a Cult and had nightly rituals to summon this said demon. There have been reports of people being temporarily possessed in the parts of the woods where the rituals used to take place.

Lucien: POSSESS ME DEMON, RIP MY HEART OUT AND MAKE ME EAT IT. OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T, YOU P*SSY-

A single leaf: *Brushes against Lucien once*

Lucien: *LOUD SCREAMS OF THE HECCIN' DAMNED*

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Erika: Alexa, remind me to feed the baby.

Alexa: Defeat the baby.

Erika: I mean, yeah, that works too. But I'd lose this babysitting gig if I defeated it.

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Percy: I couldn't help but overhear...

Percy: Largely because I was lurking back here, where I had no real good reason to be.

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Ryu, throwing a little Ume at Lillith: YEET.

Lillith, barely catching Lillith: You like rainbows don't you, kid?

Ume: Yes!

Lillith: I knew it.

-

Samantha: Can you please stop called Peanut butter that?

Kuroko: What's wrong with "Sticky-Nut-Juice"?

Samantha: Everything.

Samantha: Every-F*cking-Thing.

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Valentine: The stars are really pretty tonight.

Claire: But you're the prettiest star...

Valentine: What was that?-

Claire: I SAID I WANT TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR!

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Ryu: Somebody once told me the world was gonna-

Kyon: -End on December 21, 2012. I bought all of this f*cking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world, and now I'm $10,000 in debt, and I have pasta everywhere in my house.

Amanda: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

-

Hirota: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other.

Abiko:

Abiko: You didn't do the dishes, did you?

Hirota: Not a single plate.

-

Lillith: Whatever you got planned, I'm gay.

A Cute Girl:

Lillith: I meant "game"... Damn autocorrect.

Cute Girl: This is a verbal conversation.

-

Ellas: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Kai: Uh, what was that middle part?

Ellas: I can make a hat.

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042: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers.

Kuroko:

Samantha:

Tipsy:

Mr.Bear:

Literally everyone in Akane:

Samantha: Please just say "f*ck".

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Lucien, holding a newborn Sadako: She's so smol and cute?? Aaaaaaa??

Nurse: We're gonna have to give her some shots.

Lucien: Oh hell yeah, pour up! It's her f*cking biRTHDAY!

-

Kuroko's mom, Sayuri: Hey, let me see what you have, dear?

A 2 year old Kuroko: A knife!!

Sayuri: KOKORO NO-

-

Piro: There is only one bad word.

Piro: Taxes.

I should be asleep.

But no.

UWU

Have a nice night. UWU