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'Sup, I'm back. ;)
Erika: Wow, you're a f*ckin' psychopath.
Achre: I prefer the term... "Creative".
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Akira: You know how to drive?
042: Look, I may know how to talk...
042: But I sure as heck can't drive.
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Luna: I can't believe this.
Pearl: You can't believe what?
Emma: Yeah, what?
Luna, pointing to Piro: I CREATED HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO AND HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN A DRIVER'S LICENSE BEFORE I COULD??
Piro: Not my fault I'm the only responsible adult in a house full of teenagers.
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Yukari: Look, you're going to be fine. I'm like 80% sure of it.
042: Okay...
Yukari: 76%.
042: ...
Yukari: 62%. I can't stop. Tanaka, help, stop me.
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042: Hey, Mister Tanaka... Can I stay with you tonight?
Tanaka: Why?
042: It's Yukari's turn to watch me and she just suddenly started singing with her daughter to Disney songs and I'm kinda terrified.
Yukari, three blocks down: LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR-
Tanaka, holding up a pair of earplugs: Yeah, you can stay with me.
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Claire: All right, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.
Me, in the middle of drawing more OC's I'll never use: Why? Are you in a hurry?
Claire: No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.
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Luna: Can someone please be proud of me? Like, f*ck, man, I'm trying.
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Tipsy, genuinely: How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?
Shufen: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my @$$.
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[Valentine has entered a private Chat with Claire]
Valentine: Hey, wanna know what I would do if I was there with you?
Claire: Lay on my desk, tear up all my paperwork, and sprinkle it around like substitute rose petals?
Valentine: You know me so well, lol.
Valentine: But I'd do other things too...
Claire: Shove a salt shaker in my mouth and say "You are what you eat"?
Valentine: Babe, I love you, but you're ruining my thing that I wanted to say here with actual things I'd do.
Claire: What'd you wanna say then?
Valentine: Ahem...
Valentine: I'd pin you against the wall...
Valentine: Kiss your neck, slowly unbutton your shirt...
Valentine: And then I'd whisper in your ear...
Valentine: "Ayyyyy lmao" 😘
Claire: ...
Claire: Why are you like this?
Valentine: ;)
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Yukari: Kuroko! You have a little brother, right?
Kuroko: Yeah, but he's not so little anymore.
Yukari: Great! So what do you do when a child, in this case, my daughter, wakes up crying and saying "I don't wanna be a Frog, Mister Wizard"??
Kuroko:
Kuroko: I'm... I'm sorry, what-
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Some Dude: Oh no, we lost Voice.
Aaya: Don't worry, I got this.
Aaya: CUTIE.
Me, tearing through the crowd: nOOOOoOOOO >:[]
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Emma: I HAVE AN IDEA!
Pearl: Is it a good one?
Emma: NOT REALLY!
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Miku: You're so cute when you're irritated.
Achre: I'm going to slit your throat.
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Aina: I feel sad...
Ume: I have emotional jumper cables, I'll boost you. Just attach like so...
Aina: This is a hug.
Ume: But is it working?
Aina: ...Yeah.
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Maizie: We have guests and they can hear you "swearing" in here!
12-year-old Amanda: I don't give a flipping dang!
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Ace: Might f*ck around with people, and pronounce the "P" in raspberry.
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Justice: *Visibly disappointed*
Kia: Well what did you think "Build-A-Bear" was?
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Naga: The doc's smiling at you.
Tipsy: I know, but it's not a nice smile. Her eyes say "You're an idiot" and her smile says "And you know it."
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Samantha, to the rest of Akane: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?
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Noa: Everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it?
Yamamoto: I feel the same about Arizona iced tea. Arizona's still there so what the f*ck.
Iekami, just passing by, quietly: What the f*ck...
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Emine & Ryu: *Dies*
Kouki: Can I just say, from the bottom of my heart...
Kouki: F*ck.
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Luna: I sure do laugh a lot for someone who's dead on the inside.
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Ume: I only take pictures of beautiful things.
Tomoe: You entire camera roll is filled to the brim with Aina.
Ume: Did I hecking stutter?
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Shufen: Like taking candy from a baby.
Yukari: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!
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Lucien: *Sneezes*
Someone from the balcony above: Bless you.
Lucien: God...?
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Samantha: When I die, donate my body for science.
Samantha: Except my middle finger; give that to Shufen.
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Kuroko: We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you need to leave.
Tipsy, proudly: I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.
Today's cameo was none other than my dear friend, Aaya_TSO, who absolutely loves to watch me suffer. UwU
Peace~! <3
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