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Erika: Wow, you're a f*ckin' psychopath.

Achre: I prefer the term... "Creative".


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Akira: You know how to drive?

042: Look, I may know how to talk...

042: But I sure as heck can't drive.


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Luna: I can't believe this.

Pearl: You can't believe what?

Emma: Yeah, what?

Luna, pointing to Piro: I CREATED HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO AND HE'S ALREADY GOTTEN A DRIVER'S LICENSE BEFORE I COULD??

Piro: Not my fault I'm the only responsible adult in a house full of teenagers.


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Yukari: Look, you're going to be fine. I'm like 80% sure of it.

042: Okay...

Yukari: 76%.

042: ...

Yukari: 62%. I can't stop. Tanaka, help, stop me.


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042: Hey, Mister Tanaka... Can I stay with you tonight?

Tanaka: Why?

042: It's Yukari's turn to watch me and she just suddenly started singing with her daughter to Disney songs and I'm kinda terrified.

Yukari, three blocks down: LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR-

Tanaka, holding up a pair of earplugs: Yeah, you can stay with me.


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Claire: All right, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

Me, in the middle of drawing more OC's I'll never use: Why? Are you in a hurry?

Claire:  No, I was referring to your relatively short attention span.


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Luna: Can someone please be proud of me? Like, f*ck, man, I'm trying.


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Tipsy, genuinely: How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you?

Shufen: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my @$$.


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[Valentine has entered a private Chat with Claire]

Valentine: Hey, wanna know what I would do if I was there with you?

Claire: Lay on my desk, tear up all my paperwork, and sprinkle it around like substitute rose petals?

Valentine: You know me so well, lol.

Valentine: But I'd do other things too...

Claire: Shove a salt shaker in my mouth and say "You are what you eat"?

Valentine: Babe, I love you, but you're ruining my thing that I wanted to say here with actual things I'd do.

Claire: What'd you wanna say then?

Valentine: Ahem...

Valentine: I'd pin you against the wall...

Valentine: Kiss your neck, slowly unbutton your shirt...

Valentine: And then I'd whisper in your ear...

Valentine: "Ayyyyy lmao" 😘

Claire: ...

Claire: Why are you like this?

Valentine: ;)


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Yukari: Kuroko! You have a little brother, right?

Kuroko: Yeah, but he's not so little anymore.

Yukari: Great! So what do you do when a child, in this case, my daughter, wakes up crying and saying "I don't wanna be a Frog, Mister Wizard"??

Kuroko:

Kuroko: I'm... I'm sorry, what-


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Some Dude: Oh no, we lost Voice.

Aaya: Don't worry, I got this.

Aaya: CUTIE.

Me, tearing through the crowd: nOOOOoOOOO >:[]


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Emma: I HAVE AN IDEA!

Pearl: Is it a good one?

Emma: NOT REALLY!


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Miku: You're so cute when you're irritated.

Achre: I'm going to slit your throat.


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Aina: I feel sad...

Ume: I have emotional jumper cables, I'll boost you. Just attach like so...

Aina: This is a hug.

Ume: But is it working?

Aina: ...Yeah.


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Maizie: We have guests and they can hear you "swearing" in here!

12-year-old Amanda: I don't give a flipping dang!


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Ace: Might f*ck around with people, and pronounce the "P" in raspberry.


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Justice: *Visibly disappointed*

Kia: Well what did you think "Build-A-Bear" was?


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Naga: The doc's smiling at you.

Tipsy: I know, but it's not a nice smile. Her eyes say "You're an idiot" and her smile says "And you know it."


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Samantha, to the rest of Akane: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?


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Noa: Everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it?

Yamamoto: I feel the same about Arizona iced tea. Arizona's still there so what the f*ck.

Iekami, just passing by, quietly: What the f*ck...


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Emine & Ryu: *Dies*

Kouki: Can I just say, from the bottom of my heart...

Kouki: F*ck.


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Luna: I sure do laugh a lot for someone who's dead on the inside.


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Ume: I only take pictures of beautiful things.

Tomoe: You entire camera roll is filled to the brim with Aina.

Ume: Did I hecking stutter?


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Shufen: Like taking candy from a baby.

Yukari: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!


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Lucien: *Sneezes*

Someone from the balcony above: Bless you.

Lucien: God...?


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Samantha: When I die, donate my body for science.

Samantha: Except my middle finger; give that to Shufen.


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Kuroko: We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you need to leave.

Tipsy, proudly: I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.


























Today's cameo was none other than my dear friend, Aaya_TSO, who absolutely loves to watch me suffer. UwU



Peace~! <3

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