Me, @Most of the Akane Cast: You know, I always think I know what will come out of your mouth next, but I never do.

The Akane Cast: Yeah, neither do we.

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Holly: Are you an "arr" pirate or a "yo ho ho" pirate?

Erika: I'm an "I'm not paying 600 dollars for Photoshop" pirate.

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Shufen: My relationship with the rest of Akane is always either "I'll help you hide the body" or "Do not even breathe in my direction".

Shufen: There is no in between.

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Amanda: If a dead ancestor doesn't appear in the sky to stop me, it can't be that bad of a decision.

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A very young Ume: Oh man, I can't wait to move to... Uhm, what's it called again...? BUT UHM, I'm gonna grow so many flowers and strawberries, and be the guardian to so many honeybees, just watch me!

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Piro: My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don't know if I'm kidding or not.

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Sarah: Rip to all the songs I don't listen to anymore because they make me feel nostalgic.

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Callie: I can't believe the heat from the sun traveled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my f*cking chocolate bar.

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Ere, knocking on the door: Erika, are you in there?

Erika: No.

Ere: Are you lying?

Erika:

Erika: No...?

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Me, constantly: Sometimes, I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.

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Emma: Gods, if you can hear this... Please send me the finest person to love.

The Gods: *Sends Ruth*

Ruth: *Is a literal demon*

Emma: He's perfect.

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Holly: Oh sh*t, dude, you see that door? That door right there?

Holly, pointing to a door that's marked "private": The one that's marked "Pirate?" Yeah, you think a pirate lives there?

Katashi:

Katashi: I see a door that is marked "private". Is that... Is that the door you're talking about?

Holly:

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Aina: Hey guys, quick question; what's a memorable moment from your childhood?

Ume: The time my brother rolled down the stairs while screaming that he's Sonic.

Tomoe: Gotta go fast.

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Holly: Dumb@$$ rights!

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My Mom: You're such a handful.

Me: Guess it's a good thing that you and dad have two hands then, huh?

My Dad: Yep.

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Amanda: 'Lil.

Amanda: Lillith.

Amanda: Lilly.

Amanda: Liiiiillllllllll.

Amanda: Lilly-ith.

Amanda: Liiiiillllliiiiiiiittthhhhhhhhhhhh.

Lillith: What is it, 'Am?

Amanda, pointing to a rainbow in the sky: The sky's celebrating Pride Month.

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042: Are you okay?

Kuroko: No.

042: What happened?

Kuroko: I was in a car with Empress.

042: I don't see how that's a bad thing?

Kuroko:

Kuroko: Some dude cut her off in traffic, so she layed on the horn and he threatened to kill her.

Kuroko, visibly frightened: And then she yelled "YOU THINK YOU GET TO KILL ME?! I'M F*CKING PSYCHOPATHIC, I'LL EAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU PIECE OF SH*T!", and then she proceeded to throw my grape soda at him.

042:

042, putting his hand on Kuroko's shoulder: I am very sorry.

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Me: *Yeets self into SPACE*