Did you know this is Chapter 102?

Kuroko: 042 is in the other room explaining to the cat that even though we are going to bed early, he- the cat- is welcome to stay up.

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Tanaka: Midlife crisis? No, no. Mid DAY crisis. Happens every day.

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Holly: I finger-gunned my way into this mess and I'll finger-gun my way out!

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Ren: Wait, we need a plan of attack.

Lucien, already rushing into the battle zone: I HAVE A PLAN! ATTACK!!!

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Tipsy: Shufen just created a group chat called Empress' Surprise Party and then left the group. I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now, but mostly respect.

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Emine & Ryu: ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, AND ANOTHER ONE GONE AND ANOTHER ONE GONE...

Kouki:

Kouki: ...Another one bites the dust.

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Me, to myself in the mirror: Every night before bed I do this 'cute' thing where I stare at the internet for 6.5 hours.

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Holly: If texting someone feels like eating a grape with a fork, they're not the one.

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Hinata: *Sneezes*

Sora, flying above: Bless you.

Hinata: I-

Kenta, immediately trying to climb on Hinata: gOD?

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043: Hey, uhm, Mr.Bear said to come see Tanaka and-

042: OH MY GOD, IS HE OKAY?

Kuroko, poking Tanaka with a stick: I don't know. Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?

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Min: To be honest the best feeling in the world is when you get to make your favorite people laugh and you have that moment of yes..... just as planned...... I have succeeded in bringing them amusement..... look at that beautiful smile, that means the world to me.

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Tipsy: Hey Doc, why do you like coffee so much?

Samantha; Because, Jones... Coffee doesn't ask stupid questions.

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Kouki: I think it's hilarious when people tell me I'm laid back- since I've pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since Ryu and Emine died.

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Callie: At some point, we sadly decided to stop carrying swords everywhere.

Shufen: Maybe you.

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Samantha, constantly, to pretty much everyone: Now be a dear and f*ck the f*ck off.

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Sparker: There is no turning back for us. We're semi-professionals at this point. Professional. We are professionals.

Smol: Ignore her, we really are the professionals.

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Noa: I can't tell what's more pathetic, the fact that you started a fight with a bunch of children on the playground or the fact that you lost.

Yamamoto: They had sticks!

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Samantha: Today is trash day, so do you know what that means?

Tipsy: What?

Samantha: It means you need to get out.

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[Somewhere, in an AU that's probably gonna end up as canon at this point]

Ren: You're an idiot.

Lucien: But I'm your idiot.

Lucien, pointing to his wedding ring: FOREVEEEER!

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Tomoe: I don't get what's so bad about the friends zone, I'm happy just having someone next to me.

Tomoe: That won't touch me... Or they'll literally die.

Tomoe: Seriously, I want to hug you, but please don't touch me. Please don't let me touch you.

Tomoe: Or it'll end in a funeral.

Ume: Are you okay, Tomoe?

Tomoe: Huh? Uh, yeah, I am.

Tomoe: Lindsay isn't though-

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Callie: When have I not acted professionally?!

Caesar: You're holding a Juice Box, Cal.

Callie: It stops me from spilling my juice!!

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Ryu: I AM GOING TO FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON WHO INSULTS MY BEST FRIEND(S)!

Kouki, in the other room: Sh*t, I'm such a big f*ck up.

Ryu, knocking down the door: ALRIGHT, SQUARE UP YOU AMAZINGLY SMART HUMAN BEING THAT I LOVE AND RESPECT!

Also, a true story for the hell of it:

Me: I once helped a nice couple when they were getting a tag for their dog, and the lady offered me a thing she bought as thanks.

Me: Of course, I didn't accept. But I got to see a picture of their dog, and that was the best decision I have ever made.