The f*ck is this... "Sleep" you speak of?

Hirota: Would you guys go to a strip club for $1000?

Noa: Euphemia would cry.

Yamamoto: She'd start praying. She'd pull out a heckin' bible and start reading it.

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Ruth: *Flustered signing*

Damian, who's still a beginner, while also attempting to sign: Ruth, I bsg of you, please slow down-

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Erika: I've never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me. I probably don't have any bones.

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Lucien: Other than Ren, who's your favorite sibling?

Shisei: Emako. She doesn't try to make me translate p0rnographic novels to mess with her friends, like Cheri does.

Chei: IN MY DEFENSE, THEIR FACES WERE ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS.

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Holly: Why is "pretty boy" considered an insult? Call me a pretty boy. Call me a pretty boy right now. I want to be the prettiest boy you've ever seen.

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Abiko: Hirota sees the glass half full, I see it half empty. That's why we make a great team.

Abiko: Miss Miako, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Iekami wonders why it has to be glass, and Lucien usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.

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Someone: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Smol Noa, probably: Bayonetta! I like her gun shoes!

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Lucien: So I heard you like bad boys?

Ren: Not really.

Lucien: Well there goes my plans.

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Val: Hey Shii, do you know the Easter Bunny?

Shii: What the f*ck, Val? Why would I know them?

Val: 'Cause I saw you throwing hard boiled eggs at Mr.Kuu, and I figured it was your part time job.

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River: Can I ask a really stupid question?

Hoshi: Sure.

River: Why are Kuri's eyes red? Is he high? Sleep deprived? What?

Hoshi: Ugly spirits make his eyes bleed. So now they're red--

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Luna: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Xavier: These are Pokemon cards?

Luna:  You get a Bidoof, it means, "Heck you".

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Me: I just ran home in the rain and my lungs are burning but it was so FREAKING FUN!

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Shufen: *Falls*

Shufen: I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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Lucien, sprawled across the Kitchen Counter at 4 AM: Why do we have fingertips and not toe tips? Yet we can tip toe?

Ren: *Sips coffee*

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Ryu: *Does a responsible thing for once*

Everyone: WHERE THE F*CK-

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Me: *Rambles on incomprehensively*

Some Dude:

Some Dude: Hatsune Miku, is that you---

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Natalie: So do you want it salty or sweet?

Some Gal: I want it like my boyfriend.

Natalie:

Natalie: Sorry, we don't sell ugly popcorn-

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Tipsy: I've lost everything. I've even lost my sunglasses.

Naga, looking at the sunglasses on Tipsy's head: I'll help you find them for five dollars.

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Eva: I love you.

Evan: I love you more:

Eva, laughing: Don't start a heckin' battle you can't win, boo.

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Ren: You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.

Lucien: Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?

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Kai: I thought I was meowing back to our cat, Kaoru, for the past hour.

Kai: Turns out it was just Ellas and I meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house.

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[OhMyGodTheresAnAngryLatino- has entered a private Chat with LegallyBlonde]

OhMyGodTheresAnAngryLatino-: F*ck, I can't stop thinkin' about you.

OhMyGodTheresAnAngryLatino-: SYKE.

OhMyGodTheresAnAngryLatino-: I'm thinking about memes

LegallyBlonde: I know, Val. I know.

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Tipsy: Here's the plan; We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face, see where it takes us!

A Correct Quote:

My Mom: Alexa, do you supply sex?

Me: *Wheeze*