I have a lot of things I could be doing, but Incorrect Quotes are just fun.

Samantha: Roses are wet. Violets are wet. Everything is wet.

Samantha: Please stop raining.

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Tomoe: Ume is one of those people who can walk through a hurricane, followed by a mudslide, followed by a flood and come out clean, dry and with every hair in place.

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Kouki: Hey, do you want some of my leftovers?

Ryu: The hell is that?

Kouki: Have you... Never had leftovers?

Ryu: No, because I'm not a quitter, Kou!

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[F*ck you, I'm a DRAGON now has entered Chat The First Rule Of Fight Club...]

F*ck you, I'm a DRAGON now: 'Sup!

Haru, but not the Free one: Hello.

F*ck you, I'm a DRAGON now: What's up?

Haru, but not the Free one: My standards.

F*ck you, I'm a DRAGON now: Do I fit those standards though?

Haru, but not the Free one: No. Bye.

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Someone: Don't feel bad about not having a girlfriend yet. Remember, Shrek didn't have a girlfriend until he was 30.

Holly: Ah yes, but unlike Shrek... I am not sexy as f*ck.

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No one:

Sarah, alone in the Kitchen: Alright guys, now I'm gonna put the noodles in the pot and hope it doesn't start a fire.

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Kouki: Ryu may not be the smartest guy in the world-

Ryu, in the background, singing: I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN SHE-EH--ED. SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND THU-

Kouki: But he is, possibly, the dumbest guy I have ever met.

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Iekami: You don't need alcohol to have fun!

Noa: You also don't need a car to get places but it certainly f*cking helps.

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Aki: Earlier, Sparker walked into our classroom, saw algebra on the board and yelled; "Oh what the FLUFF is this? Get me an eraser before I pass out."

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Kyon: Don't you hate it when you're dead inside and run out of apps to refresh?

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Lucien: So this is my boy friend, Ren.

Lucien: Though he could be my boyfriend if I just asked.

Ren: Who are you even talking to?

Ren: Also, it's 4 in the morning; and I would appreciate if you stopped breaking into my house and climbing on the counters.

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Car's Radio: 🎶 Sing us a song, you're the Piano Man. 🎶

Holly: I am?

Holly: HOLD UP, AM I THE PIANO MAN?

Yuuki: HOLLY, HOLLY, PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD!

Holly: YUUKI, I THINK IM THE PIANO MAN??

I don't know what I'm doing with my life. UwU