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Kyon: When I die, just throw me in the trash.

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Ryu:  If you and a same-sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you're the top.

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042: You have the ability to feel emotions.

Samantha: DON'T SAY THAT.

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People: *Laughs 3 blocks away*

042: It's me, isn't it? They're laughing at me...

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Luna: Oh, what? So only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?

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Satan: Hey, so I bought your soul last month... And-

Erika: No refunds.

Satan: Please, it's making me sad.

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Aina: Have you ever seen something so beautiful that it changed your life?

Ume: I saw you.

Aina: Wow, that's really sweet and it also makes this really awkward because I was going to show you a picture of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.

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Amanda: Lil, this is my friend Caroline. And Cari, this is my best friend, Lillith.

Caroline: Hi.

Lillith: Uhm, uh, h-hey...

Amanda, internally: You go, you groovy lesbians!

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Kouki: Woah, you visit Miss Hanae again?

Ryu, practically buried in flowers: Yeah.

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Piro: Alright, I'll pretend to be a robber and you have to defend yourselves... Okay?

Emma: Alright.

Piro: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY If YOU WANT TO LIVE!

Emma: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I HAVE ANY MONEY!

Luna, in the background: BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WANT TO LIVE-

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Yoka: Ah fu-

Chrissi, stepping in from the depths of discarded OC's, and hitting Yoka over the head with a bible: WHERE IN THE F*CK DID YOU LEARN THAT?

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Someone: What's your religion.

Piro: The f*ck is that?

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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?

Sarah: Yeah. Not very nice.

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042, vibrating slightly because he was given caffeine: Everything in the world is my fault??

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Samantha: If others could read my mind, they'd be utterly traumatized.

Samantha: Not because I have a dirty mind or a traumatic past, or anything.

Samantha: Just because my brain is far too complex for them to understand.

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Yamamoto: If people could read my mind, they'd be traumatized.

Yamamoto: My mind is just really... "Filthy".

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Carmen: This kid just asked me why people call boobs knockers.

Carmen: And I told him it's because we can knock people out with 'em.

Chrys: *Sighs*

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Noa: "Yoink" is just the opposite of "Yeet".

Yamamoto: But it's just as fast.

Hirota: The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.

Iekami, Ren, and Abiko: *Sighs*

Katashi: *Angry Confusion??*

Euphemia:

Mixer: I love my job.

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Employer: So... What CAN you do?

Aki: My job?

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[Meanwhile, in that one AU]

Pearl: Why do you smoke?

Piro: 'Cause everyone's an @$$hole, and I can cause damage to my own body- as well as others with smoking.

Piro: Everyone's going down with me.

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Edith: The great thing about having a deaf brother is I get to learn Sign Language with him.

Edith: And I can tell anyone that they're a peice of sh*t without actually telling them.

Ruth: *Sighs*

Alao, a correct quote from my sister and I:

My Sister: Hey, what do you have there?

Me: Hair?

My Sister: Oh, I thought it was something else.

Me: Well what did you think I had? A dildo?