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Random thing: I am cold as hell. UwU







Ryu: Remember ladies, you can't spell thug without hug. ;)


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Kouki: Just try some light flirting, be subtle.

Ryu: Okay, I can do that.

[Later]

Ryu: Hey Haruki, high-five!

Haru: *High fives Ryu*

Ryu, interlacing their fingers: I'm in love with you.


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Aki, in the middle of a desert: Alright, who wants to fall in love with me?

No one, because she's in the middle of a heckin' desert:

Aki: Unbelievable. I have to do everything myself.


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Piro: Alright, where's my f*ckin' frying pan?

Velvet: Piro, language! Not in front of the children!

Piro: Fine.

Piro: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my f*cking frying pan?


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Ace's dad: Ace, this is a big day for you. Today you become the head of this family. Because when we get back, your mother is going to kill me.


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Ryu: It sucks that every person I'm interested in is either taken or has a good taste in men.


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Shufen: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of my team?

Samantha: Oh trust me, Bai, you don't need any help from me.


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Ere: I feel bad when I think about when you died, I was off-world, I didn't know until I got back. I didn't go to your funeral, and I should have. I should have been there.

Erika: Don't worry about missing my funeral, you can go to my next one.

Erika:

Erika: Wait, Ere, why are you crying?-


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Ume: Hey, could you ever see us as being... More than friends?

Aina: Yeah, I'm glad you asked!

Ume: That's.... That's wonderful, I-!

Aina: I can totally see us as dogs!

Ume:

Aina: Hold on, let me get the picture I drew!


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Iris: Damn, the power went out.

Sarah: Don't worry, I got this.

Sarah: *Shakes rapidly, and starts to illuminate*

Iris: What-

Sarah: I swallowed a flashlight.

Iris, on the verge of a heart attack: WHY WOULD YOU-


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Sadako: F*ck!

Ren, gasping: Who taught you that?

Lucien: Yeah, who the f*ck taught her that?


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Amanda, knocking on Lillith's door: C'mon, we need to go! Come out!

Lillith: I'm a lesbian!

Amanda:

Amanda: That's not what I meant, but I support you!


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River, on the phone with Lucien: And you've kissed Ren how many times? Hmm. yeah, that's technically not "just a bromance". Dude, idk what to tell you.


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Noa: Why don't you have a shirt on?

Yamamoto: Can't spill food on your shirt if you don't have one.


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Tipsy: I know what genealogy is. It's when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

Samantha, sighing: I've met bread smarter than you.


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Holly: I have a plan.

Yuuki: And I have the hospital on speed dial.


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Zoe: So is your sister always this stubborn?

Noa: Not always, she just doesn't like admitting she's wrong.

Claire, stirring her coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.


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Kouki: It's dark... If I look at the map and notes now, it'll be bad for my eyes.

Ryu: I get it now! I got good eyes 'cause I never read a damn thing!


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Tomoe: So, how are you gonna come out, Riri?

Ume: I guess I could yell it from a passing car. That's how people usually tell me I'm gay. I can flip the system.


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Samantha: inner peace begins with four words.

Samantha: "Not my f*cking problem".


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Samantha: I don't have "friends".

Tipsy: Bold words for someone who's within hugging distance.


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Villain: If you care about your friend, you'll get in the car.

Kouki: Which one?

Villain: Moteki Ryu.

Kouki, leaving: He can handle himself.


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Evan: You're blocking the view.

Eva: I am the view.


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Kuroko: Murder wasn't on the agenda today.

042: It's not on anyone's?

Shufen: No, it's on mine, just not until next Thursday.


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Teacher Okay, miss Tsuki, I'm going to be frank with you...

Luna: Okay, but can I still be Luna?


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Emma: Am I in trouble?

Pearl: Have a guess.

Emma: No...?

Pearl: Have another guess.


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Evan: Do you ever just die inside?

Oliver, not even looking up from his book: Every day.


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Holly: I fear under similar circumstances, I would have fared differently. I don't know how you made it.

Ere, thinking about all the hallucinations he had of Erika entertaining him as a mime: I got used to the silence.


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Erika: I have 99 problems, and 98 are all my fault.

Ere: What's the last one?

Erika: I was born.


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Valentine: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, then that means you're a Chicken Tender.

Claire, tiredly: Val, it's 3 in the morning.


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Piro: I'm goin' to taco bell, you want anything?

Velvet: A purpose.

Luna: For the constant guilt to go away.

Pearl: A will to live.

Emma: Curly fries.

Piro: I have like... 12 Dollars. But I'll get the curly fries.
















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