Ya Girl is back with the trash. UwU

Emine, holding Kouki's hand: This my boyfriend, Kouki.

Emine, while Kouki is also holding Ryu's hand: And this is his boy friend, Ryu.

Emine: If you want one of us, you have to get all of us. We're a package.

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[Meanwhile, in the Villain!Kei AU]

Someone: Oh, you think you're being cute are you?!

Kei: B*tch, I'm adorable.

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Chi-Chan: We could work in some of the ideas I've been suggesting.

Sacchan: Those aren't ideas as much as they are random acts of violence.

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Tipsy: Doc doesn't think I'm capable of making my own decisions.

Shufen: Well she may be right.

Tipsy:

Shufen: You did just put salt in your coffee, you know?

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River: There's only one thing worse than dying.

River, ripping off a piece of paper to reveal 'Kei' dying: Boom.

Erika, gasping: Kei!

River: No!

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Yamamoto: So you remember the plan if I ever get hurt in battle, right?

Katashi: Of course.

Yamamoto, visibly excited: Tell me.

Katashi: In the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing "MMMM WHATCHA SAY" no matter the circumstances.

Yamamoto: Good.

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Haru: You use a lot of emojis. Probably more than you should use.

Ryu: I have a lot of emojions. I'm very emojional.

Haru: sToP.

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Callie: I have the dumbest team leaders ever...

Tipsy: To be fair, you did pick us.

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Kai: FOUR MONTHS.

Emma: What's he screamin' about?

Ellas: It's not a big deal, really.

Kai: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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Ume: I saw Tomoe at the market last week, and she was drinking laundry detergent. She looked me dead in the eyes and said "Don't worry, I'm gonna buy it."

Ume: I don't know how she's still alive.

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Lucien, tapping his head: This bad boy can hold so many traumatic memories.

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A spider: *Jumps out of nowhere, half way across the room*

Chrissi, sobbing and running away: Please don't lay your eggs in me, I want to live! Aaaaaaaaah!

Literally all the other MC's I have tried to make: It's not gonna... And she's already jumped off the balcony, great.

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Valentine: Here's a list of suspects I've put together so far.

Claire: Val, your name is on the list.

Valentine: I don't remember where I was last Friday night, Claire. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the past three days.

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Kei: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Sarah: We AtTaCk ThEm WiTh HuMmUs.

Kei:

Kei: I stand corrected.

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Kuroko: There is no way I'm letting you do this stupid thing.

042: :(

Kuroko: ...Without me.

042: :D

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Lucien: Now you'll see my true power; relying on people who aren't garbage!

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Tipsy: *Still sulking four hours after leaving the aquarium*

Samantha: What did you think a tiger shark was, Jones?

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Kia: Woah, are you okay?

Justice, crying: Yeah, it's just these onions.

Kia, glaring at said onions: What the f*ck did you say to the good girl?

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Valentine: Babe, do the thing.

Claire: *Smiles*

Valentine, breathless: Oh my god.

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Amanda: You'd be surprised how many times I've broken a bone doin' somethin' stupid.

Alex: You'd be surprised how unsurprised I am.

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Erika, at an old friend's funeral: Let us mourn him with a traditional balled.

Erika: *Plays Toxic by Britney Spears*

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[Before 042 was stolen by Akane]

042: What's your problem? Does seeing me suffer make you feel better about your sad, miserable life?

Random Scientist: It does. One hundred percent.

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Someone: What, in your opinion, is the height of stupidity?

Hime: Ryu, how tall are you?

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Some fool: Magic isn't real.

Luna: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

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Ellas: F*ck me if I'm wrong, b-

Ry: You're wrong.

Ellas: I didn't even say the q-

Ry: YOU'RE WRONG.

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Tipsy: Hey Empress, you wanna hear a funny joke?

Shufen: I'm more into dark humor.

Tipsy, turning off the lights: Okay, so the joke goes...

(OvO)