"Must we all descend into madness?"

"Yes."

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"Gentleman, this is Harvard Law School, not Match.Com."

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"Enid!"

"Oh my God, we both have names that start with an E!"

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"Oh, Bruiser's not a dog, he's family!"

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"You know, 3 years ago, I was sitting right where you're sitting, and I've heard all the same... Rumors, I'm sure you've heard too. 'Callahan's ruthless', 'He bathes in the blood of sheep', bla, bla, bla... Only partly true."

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"Try opening a law book sometimes. But I should warn you, there aren't any pictures."

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*The entirety of Positive*

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"I'm like allstate, but for hair."

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"So... What's she got that you don't? Three boobs?"

"She's serious."

"Seriously, does she have three boobs?"

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*Smooth Jazz*

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"What's up... Doc?"

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"SO GO ON, HERE'S MY HEAD, JUST HIT IT WITH A ROCK!"

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"I haven't slept since 1992."

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"Ugh!"

"*GASP!* The room just got colder."

"Hey!"

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"HAIR CARE?! I love this guy."

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"Remember, you are a strong and independent woman who should be reunited with her dog."

"Anyone who bakes their dog a Birthday Cake deserves nothing less."

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"Wait, was that... Law?"

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*Pretty much the entirety of So Much Better*

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"You can laugh, but she's made tons off her DVD's and book... 'Whip your way to tighter buns'."

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"Yo! Sister!"

"Yo! Not related!"

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*That Delta Nu scene*

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"If I tell you, will you Delta Nu Sister swear not to tell anybody?"

"I double Delta Nu Sister swear."

"You're hardcore."

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"Well, when you put it that way..."

"Exactly! You... Butthead."

"No one's called me butthead since the third grade."

"Maybe not to your face."

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*The entirety of Take It Like A Man*

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"Well, he's on the team too."

"In more ways than one."

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"The new UPS Guy is like walking porn..."

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"When your Bend & Snap has that much Snap, it's been known to break all known laws of physics and logic."

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"Cheerleaders scare me."

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*You know what? Heck it, nearly every Paulette scene*

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"Excuse me! Would you teach me that? I am tired of living alone with my cat!"

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"Mr.Ar-gi-tak-os, would you care to identify Exibit A?"

*Pulls out a thong*

"That is my work uniform."

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"Clearly, he must be gay."

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*The entirety of Gay or European?*

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"Okay, but since when did a finely tuned gaydar qualify as a legal victory?"

"Ah, but without that gaydar... We wouldn't be celebrating with champagne."

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*Slap*

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*The entirety of Legally Blonde because it's my favorite song, heck it.*

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"Back to where I make sense."

"Well, you're not makin' any sense right now."

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"You proved it to me, now show everyone what you can do... And you look great in dark blue!"

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*Vivian singing*

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"Elle! Honey! You're in the supply closet!"

"I KNOW!"

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"Honey! Look! She's leading a parade!"

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"Oh! Thanks, Greek Chorus, but I don't need voices in my head today!"

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*Vivian hitting the high note-*

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"I said... You're fired!"

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"I don't have to hit on interns... Professor."

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"Suspiciously hanging around... My shower?"

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"HOLD ON! BAD ENOUGH THAT I'M IN A JHON!"

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"Even if I crash and burn... Ten times a day."

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"I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman... A blonde woman."

I don't think I can stress how much I love Legally Blonde, so I rewatched the musical for the fourth time and put together just a bunch of lines from it in hopes other people will be interested enough to at least listen to the soundtrack.

I just really like the Musical, okay?

I wanna geek out about it but I have no idea how to explain my love for it.

So this thing happened, as uhm, mentioned before...

Have a lovely day and/or night. UwU