> Local Idiot Gets Arrested For Bothering People Just Outside Of Rosa's While Screaming "I JUST REALLY LOVE TACOS"

> Tired College Student Barges Into 5 Star Restaurant And Asks For, Quote, "That One Rat From Ratatouille"

> "F*ck You Jannet" The Musical Goes On Broadway, Jannet Is Not Amused

> WW|| Nurse Holds Record For "Zero-F*cks-Given-About-Your-Broken-Elbow"

> Local Teen Keeps Asking "Is That A JoJo Reference?" Out Of Nowhere, And No One Knows Why

> Kid Keeps Talking About How Mothman Fought Batman, And Beat Him Up

> Local Idiot Struggles To Say "I Don't Speak French" In French

> College Student Keeps Asking Where The F*CK Carmen Sandiego Is

> Local Teen Claims That They Are The Embodiment Of "UwU Energy"