Chapter 8: Back at the Spiker house
After the blow up between Slappy and Wally, they went off into different rooms. Wally in the basement and Slappy in Destiny's room. Rocky stayed in the living room and watched TV, still kinda shaking by the fight. Out of all the fights and arguments this one was DEFINITELY the worst one. Then he went into the kitchen for a snack, he took one look inside the refrigerator and smirked. If there was one thing he knew about red velvet cake with Oreo crumbs all around it and black frosting around the top was that it was Wally's ALL TIME FAVORITE cake. "Oh look a red velvet cake and look at how big it is, I simply don't how I'm going to eat all this by myself" said Rocky sarcastically. That made Wally run STRAIGHT up the stairs (that led to the basement), grabbed the cake, got a fork and sat down in the living room. 'I know where this is going' thought Wally. When Wally and Rocky were channel surfing Rocky noticed that a show about a dwarf family with 2 adopted kids was on the TLC channel. He made Wally stop at that channel because "The little couple" (1."The little couple" is the name of the show and 2."The little couple" is a real show and the TLC (The learning channel) channel is real too) is Slappy's ALL TIME FAVORITE reality TV show (cause you know the family is all dwarfs the mom, dad, little sister Zoey and big brother Will). "Oh look Slappy "The little couple" is on and (fake gasp) it's a new episode so if your too mad to-" said Rocky. "I know what your doing and it's not gonna work" said Slappy. "Ya what he said, I'm taking the rest of this cake with me" said Wally as he went back down to the basement. Then Stine called Rocky on his phone. "Hey dad" said Rocky. "Hey buddy how ya doing?" asked Stine. "Well Slappy and Wally just had a big blow up" said Rocky. "(Sigh) not again" said Stine. "I know right" said Rocky. "Man those two have been fighting for as long as I can remember" said Stine.
"Like WHAT in the name of God will make those 2 be brothers again and be friends like they use to" said Rocky. "Wait I've got an idea that just might work" said Stine. "What's your idea?" asked Rocky. "When I was 15 I think until after a few months I got a fun but temporary job at a therapist clinic and let's just a majority of the kids I worked with had Reactive Attachment Disorder" said Stine. "What's Reactive Attachment Disorder?" asked Rocky. "I'll explain later but the point is we did this thing called Holding Therapy where we hold the kid down and the trick is to get them to release their anger and rage" said Stine. "That just might work" said Rocky. "I'll be over with Hannah and Zack in 15 minutes" said Stine. "Hurry, there's nothing coming from the basement or Destiny's bedroom and that scares me" said Rocky. "Be there as fast as I can" said Stine.
*15 minutes later*
"We're here Zack you get Wally and I'll get Slappy" said Stine. "You can't force to do this now put me down" said Wally. "Papa let me go I'm NOT talking to him" said Slappy. "Too bad" said Zack. "You guys need to make up" said Stine. "Ugh fine" said Slappy. "Can we just this over with now" said Wally. "Ok Hannah you and Rocky will take Slappy and Zack and I will take Wally" said Stine. The group sat down on the big fold out couch, Zack held Slappy by his hands (which were above his head) and Stine held Slappy by his feet. Hannah held Wally by hands (which were also above his head) and Rocky held Wally by his feet. "Okay guys ya comfortable" said Stine. "Ya" said Wally. "What's this even for" said Slappy. "It's just a little something I learned when I was 15 working at a therapist clinic" said Stine. "I kinda want to get up now" said Slappy. "Don't give in guys" said Stine. "Let us go" said Wally. "Keep them down" said Stine. "Stop no let us go" said Slappy. "Don't let them go" said Stine. "Stop let us go I'll kill you I'll kill you I'll kill you, I'll squeeze you like I did with the baby chicks (long story), I'll stab you like I did with Fifi (remember her she'd the one who scared Lorraine half to death) I'll punch you and smash your head like I did with Dennis, and you'll die and you'll die and you'll die and you'll dieeeeeeeeee" said Wally. "Wow" said Hannah. "I didn't know these two had THAT much anger" said Zack. "Exactly see Wally and Slappy don't want to show their anger and rage, keeping it bottled up that's why their moody" said Stine. "Stop none of that is true now let. us. go. NOW" said Slappy. "Okay probably should" said Stine. They let Wally and Slappy get up, Wally went back to the basement and Slappy went back to Destiny's bedroom. "Did Wally really do all those things he said about a minute ago" said Zack. "Yep" said Stine. "So that explains why Dennis looked beat up" said Hannah. "And why Wally locked himself in the study with Dennis" said Rocky. "(Gasp) hey guys I can't believe I almost forgot to tell you, I found myself a girlfriend" said Stine. "what? that's SO cool" said Zack. "I'm finally gonna have a mother figure in my life" said Hannah. "Hey?!? what are Wally, Slappy, and I chopped liver" said Rocky. "Sorry we're finally gonna have a mother figure in our life's" said Hannah. "Much better" said Rocky. "What's the lucky woman's name?" asked Zack. "Her name is Karen" said Stine. "What's her last name?" asked Hannah. "I don't remember" said Stine. "How'd you guys meet?" asked Zack. "On an online dating website" said Stine. "Cool Mrs.Spiker is using an online dating website too" said Rocky. "What's the name of the website?" asked Zack. "It's called www.Lookingforamate.com" said Stine. "Odd that's the same dating website that Mrs.Spiker is using, wait please no" said Rocky. "Please yes" said Zack and Hannah together. "What's Mrs.Spiker's screen name?" asked Wally (who heard the entire conversation). "#LonelyAndDespreate, and I only know that because Destiny told me, Wally, and Slappy, Destiny had tried to delete her mom's account many many times" said Rocky. "That's her" said Stine. Zack and Hannah burst into laughter. "This can't be happening, this can't be happening, this can't be happening
*10 minutes later*
This can't be happening, this can't be happening, this can't be happening" said Rocky. "Can you please stop saying that, it's getting annoying" said Slappy. "It's all I can think about, I mean I like Destiny as a friend and the thought of being her- dad you BETTER not kiss Mrs.Spiker" said Rocky. "Well if things go okay on our little date tomorrow (the date is on Saturday, it's Friday right now) and if she asks for a kiss I'll have to give her one" said Stine. "Okay I can't listen to this anymore" said Rocky. "Where are you going" said Stine. "La la la la la la la la la" said Rocky as he ran to Destiny's room and closed the door.
*In Destiny's room*
"Dude WHAT is your problem" said Slappy. "Two things: 1.Dad found a girlfriend and 2.that girlfriend is Destiny's mom their going on a date tomorrow" said Rocky. "Papa-girlfriend-Destiny" said Slappy as he faints and falls off Destiny's bed. After 20 minutes Slappy woke up. "About time I was gonna electrocute you awake" said Rocky holding up a defibrillator. "Whatever are Stine, Hannah, and Zack still here?" asked Slappy. "Ya their still here, they wanna do holding therapy again this time separately first you then Wally" said Rocky. "Fine let's go" said Slappy.
*In the living room*
"Okay Hannah and Rocky you take Slappy's hands and me and Zack will take his feet" said Stine. "This is a big waste of time ya know" said Slappy. "Remember guys no matter what he says, no matter much he tries to get up, don't let go" said Stine. 4 minutes went by and everything went great. "Okay I'd like to get up now" said Slappy. "Just a little bit longer" said Stine. "No let me go" said Slappy as he tries to kick his feet. "Oh come on my grandma can kick harder than that" said Zack. "Stop no let me go stop please no let me go I don't wanna go back into the book no let go please I don't wanna let me go" said Slappy. He finally had the strength to break free from Stine, Zack, Rocky, and Hannah's grip. "Slappy come back we're not done yet" said Stine. "No no don't touch me" said Slappy as he ran into Destiny's bedroom, locked the door, and started crying. "Uhh Wally your turn" said Stine. "Do we REALLY have to do this again" said Wally. "Yes" said Stine. "What-ever so I heard about your new girlfriend a.k.a Destiny's mom" said Wally. "Look let's say hypothetically I were to propose to Mrs.Spiker, and I decided to move in with her and Destiny, it'll be a little hard adjusting to a new life with a stepmom and a step sister so I just want to prepare you guys for the possibility that all that stuff might happen" said Stine. "Your gonna propose to Mrs.Spiker tomorrow at your date, aren't you" said Rocky. "Indeed I am" said Stine. "Wait so Mrs.Spiker is gonna be our new mom, no no no I want Jane back, I want Jane back, I want Jane back, no please I want her back now please no" said Wally. Stine could see tears coming to Wally's eyes so he told everyone to let go of him and he'd take it from there. "Please I want Jane back" said Wally. "I know you do, but it's time to move on and after tomorrow things are gonna be different" said Stine. "Can I maybe get in on that?" asked Rocky. "Are you kidding, get in here" said Stine. Hannah picked up Rocky and gave him to Stine. "I wish we had gotten a chance to meet Jane, she must of been a great woman" said Rocky. "She was and she would've loved you guys to pieces" said Stine. "I'm gonna check to see if Slappy is still in Destiny's bedroom" said Zack. As soon Zack opened the door he yelled for the gang. "Guys Slappy's gone, the window was open, and I found this note" said Zack. "It says: Dear reader, I'm going to go visit Jane's grave. Please don't come looking for me I'll be back before dark. See ya suckers, Slappy" read Stine.
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