Sparklegirl: but like omg u should check out my profile

[ Biana's profile]

Hey! I'm Biana

All knowing, all loving, all annoying( fitz! seriously)

cum to mi 4 advice

weather it boys or fashun

im ur gurl

I HATE TYPING

Soph: why am i not surprised

Sparklegirl: i luv mi profile

Soph: nvm. whats ur profile, fitz?

Fitz: its pretty good actually

LordHunkyhair: oh boy, this should be interesting

Fitz: Not as interesting as Tams

LordHunkyhair: ooh, does his have #ihavebangs #bangsboy?

Fitz: uh...no

[Fitz's profile]

There's no way my profile is scarier than Tams

but like

Sophie says I have a movie star smile

so here, i'll insert a picture so ya'll can see

crap

biana! i hate you

that is the worst picture ever!

i look like a half drowned rat!

( you said it, not me!)

GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!

Soph: I'd really love to see Tam's profile to see if it's possibly any scarier than yours, Fitz

Fitz: It was not my fault, blame your come to me for advice friend

Sparklegirl: i whatsoever did not take your phone and type that

Fitz: Biana! It was 3 am and you were eating a whole plate of mallowmelt

Sparklegirl: how cum i dont remember any of that?

Fitz: I think you were sleepwalking

Sparklegirl: oh

Shadyboi: hey did any of u check MY profile yet?

Hydro: Warning! Contains dark phrases and creepy messages

[ Tam's profile]

Touch me and i'll wrap my shadow around you

i am as dark as night

i have #bangs

my parents tried to murder me and my sister

i have connectionssss

i dont want ANY followers, if i get single follower i will kill wattpad

and everyone on it

(this profile is dedicated to my thoughtful sister, linh)

R.I.P wattpad

rip my life

lordhunkyhair

no one likes your little #tricks

im watching you

Soph: i just shivered reading that

Sparklegirl: Can tam stay away from us?

Lordhunkyhair: What LITTLE TRICKS, huh bangs boy?

Fitz: There's no way my profile is scarier than Tam's