Fitz: Everyone, guess what? You'll never believe it!

1 hour later

Fitz: Hello?

Fitz: Where is everybody?

Pyro: Fitz, nobody cares.

Soph: Hey that's not true. I care!

Pyro: Only 'cause you have a crush on him

Soph: Maybe, maybe not

Fitz: Guys!

Hydrokinetic: What is it Fitz? Spill your news!

Sparklegirl: Yeah, even I don't know it!

Fitz: Alright. I'm the new president/official public figure for facebook!

Sparklegirl: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

Soph: Nice, Fitz, so happy for you!

Pyro: Lame, but cool.

Hydrokinetic: Good job, Fitz!

Fitz shared a link

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FACEBOOK OFFICIAL HOME PAGE

Meet our new official public figure representative!

@CognateFitz welcome!

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 Hey ya'll @CognateFitz here! I'm the new official public figure representative for Facebook! So come and follow my account and you'll see what my life is like!

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Soph: Ummm, Fitz, I thought you were the president now.......

Fitz: I'm sorry Sophie, and everyone else. They're kind of sketchy, facebook.

Soph: Whateva