Kaede

"How merciless... Straw Hat Luffy." Someone in the bar says and I spit out the sake I was drinking before bursting out laughing causing everyone to look at me.

"You Straw Hat Luffy?" I ask in between laughs pointing at Fatty Mc Fat.

"If you don't shut up you'll die bitch. I'm Straw Hat Luffy, Brother to Gol D. Ace, Son to Dragon, and grandson of Marine Hero Garp the Fist." Fatty Mc Fat says pointing his gun at me and I fall off my stool wheezing on the ground. Nami's looking at me with a confused expression and slight worry. My laughter dies off and I sit up once I've caught my breath.

"Let me give you some advice Fatso." I say narrowing my eyes at Fatso who in response fires his gun but I just pull out my sword and cut the bullet in half.

"That's Dancing Sword Kin. What's she doing here?" A person asks someone beside them.

"First off your appearances are off. Imposter Franky," I say turning to look at Imposter Franky. "You should be wearing a speedo and your shirt should be open."

"I'd be a pervert then." Imposter Franky says.

"You are and you're proud of it. Now Sogeking," I say turning to the huge guy. "Your mask needs shorter sides and you need to majorly shrink down to about his size." I say pointing at imposter Franky. "Imposter Nami, just look like her and you've got it down then." I say pointing at Nami who seems shocked. "Lastly Fatty Mc Fat, you need to majorly slim down, have the hat in almost pristine condition, have an x across the center of your stomach, curve the scar under your eye, get quite a bit of muscle, change your outfit to a red cardigan, jean shorts, and sandals, and lastly... get rid of every weapon you have on you. Luffy only uses hand-to-hand, the only weapon he would ever think about using is a pipe." I say.

"Ah, I remember now. You're Luffy's sister, aren't you?" Nami asks.

"I am indeed. It's wonderful to finally meet part of his crew. I bet he's a real big handful and he's going to be an even bigger one once you guys enter the New World." I say laughing.

"He is indeed a handful but I wouldn't have it any other way." Nami says.

"I know what you mean. If he wasn't the person he was when I met him then I probably wouldn't be the person I am today. It appears the person you're looking for is here. It was wonderful talking to you Nami." I say getting up and Nami looks to the door to see that Usopp had arrived.