Ok, ok,... ok. I need to calm down. You see I have finally made a device that can transport larger items! Sadly I can't transport living tissue yet due to the amount of energy and radiation the power core gives off when it rips the fabric of reality asunder, heck, I can barely stand near it behind several layers of lead and rubber. The fuel for the energy core is running low but I might be able to obtain more if Fredrick can get a good deal that doesn't leave me digging in trash for my next meal. I understand that A) californium is a hard material to find and B) its expensive to make. However there aren't any other unstable materials that would fit in the machine without breaking it. I could collaborate with myself, dang I hadn't thought that would sound so weird. Perhaps I could produce my own power source...

Signed Ridley Ivan Perceval.

Reclaimer's note.
We had some difficulties with recovering this particular paper from the lab. We had lost another reclaimer, reclaimer #28 had gone into the ruined lab and we had actually footage of... something grabbing him. He was climbing over some bizarre metal contraption when a clawed hand grabbed him around the torso and pulled him through the thin hole as he was squished through the hole belly first. The recording device sent that data but was promptly stopped soon after.

Fearfully signed, reclaimer #1