A/N: Do yourself a favor and read the Joker imagines book by Jokers-Puddin

Your POV
"Go away, Joker!" I scream as he finishes listing off the names of all the sluts he's done on his fingers.

"Why? Oh yes, I believe there was an Emily in there too," he continues, a smug look on his face.

"I hope she was a real nice fuck, J". I storm into our room and zip open my already laid out suitcase. At first he just stands in the doorway, watching me and thinking I'm joking. We've been through this whole ordeal several times now. When I put my gun in the suitcase he snaps into the reality of just how serious I am. Joker pulls things out of my suitcase frantically.

"J! STOP! Now I have to put it all back". At first I thought it was kind of cute because I've read boyfriends doing this in Wattpad imagines but-

Suddenly he pulls out his gun and shoots the suitcase, making me jump back, "shit, J! You could have blown off my hands!"

"I don't care. You're not leaving me". He sits down and runs his hands down his face harshly, looking defeated. I pick up the suitcase with a hole in it and drop to the bed not knowing what to do now.

"You're such a piece of crap," I mutter and he glances up through his hands, looking somewhat amused.

"When did you start cursing, Y/N?"

"You're a real piece of shit," I mumble and he leans forward in the seat a little.

"I'm shit on a stick". We sit in the quiet for a while before we burst out laughing. "I'm sorry, Y/N. Those girls... I was with them before you. I wouldn't cheat on you".

"Good," I reply and sit on his knees. He wraps his arms around my stomach, and kisses my neck softly. "I want a new suitcase".

He gives me a worried look, "so you're still leaving me?"

"No. You're taking me on vacation". He chuckles at my response and runs my back lightly.

"Good".