A/N: There is probably going to be no part two, since it doesn't really seem necessary.

3rd person POV

"Would you mind sending in Y/N, Caspar?" Joker asks his most trusted henchman. Caspar nods and closes the door behind him.

Your POV
A knock from the door bounces off the walls of my room. "Caspar?" I say in more of a question form. He keeps his eyes glued to the floor as he speaks up,

"Boss wants ya. Hey, listen-" he grips my arm comfortingly, "he's drunk again. Just take care of yourself this time". I nod my head but in reality, what can you do to protect yourself from a crazy clown that you love?

"Where's my bitch?!" Joker yells as I walk through the door, chucking a glass bottle right by my face. He spins In his chair when he realizes I'm not speaking. "Y/N? Where is she?" I give him a confused look as I watch him light up a cigarette and stumble towards me.

"Joker, it's m-" I begin, before J starts babbling again.

"Can I tell you a secret?" He asks, and blows smoke into my face, my eyes instantly beginning to water. I take the cigarette from him and put it out in his ash tray.

"Yes. Sit down, you'll fall," I reply, steadying him by his shoulders and leading him to the visitor chair in front of his desk, laughing at his failure in sitting.

"So that's what it looks like from here. Anyway, lisennnnnnnn," he says, having trouble pronouncing words, which is pretty cute. "There's this girl I really love," he continues, putting a finger to my lips as if to shush me.

"Y/N doesn't know, and you cannot tell her". My heart breaks as I listen to his drunken ranting about how amazing this mystery girl is. After a while I've decided I've had enough.

"Look, if all you want to do is talk about some random girl you want to screw, then I'm just going to go," I seethe and watch as the Joker puts a hand to his chest as though he's terribly offended, still drunk out of his mind.

"Promise you won't tell Y/N that I love her, okay?" I stop at the door in surprise having heard these words leave his lips. He loves me?

"What was that?" I turn around, still holding the door knob with my hands.

"I love Y/N, she's the girl I've been talking about, but you," he lets out a burp, "excuse me, how ruuuude of me... You musn't tell her I love her, okaiiii?" He leans forward in the chair, almost falling over.

"Oh I won't," I laugh and the Joker looks confused at first but joins in soon after, his beautiful voice surrounding me. "It's cute that you love her".

"Well darling, I'm known to be quite cute. I'm just forewarning you".