The Jinchuuriki Alliance – Chapter 2 - Welcome

Naruto groaned as he got up. He didn't get much sleep the night before since he was overwhelmed with thoughts.

He had just found out about Kyuubi so-

"Oi, brat, don't blame it all on me."

Naruto grinned; Kyuubi was fun to talk to, although he was the most dangerous and strongest demon in the world.

"I appreciate the compliment."

Naruto shook his head laughing and started to brush his teeth.

'So Kyuu, what-'

"I am the strongest tailed demon in the world, why are you calling me by the repulsive nickname of 'Kyuu'?"

'It's easier to say, and as I was saying, since there are 8 other Jinchuuriki's like me, how about we contact them?" Naruto asked.

"... It is a good idea."

'How am I supposed to find out who the Jinchuuriki's are?'

"Jiraiya of the Sannin runs an intelligence and information network, you should ask him, I remember your parents complaining about him once."

Naruto glanced at his new outfit. Leaving behind the kill-me orange jumpsuit, he gingerly picked up the shirt which still had the whirlpool symbol on the back.

His new wardrobe consisted of: Black ninja pants which were cut a bit shorter than to his ankles, an Anbu style black shirt and protector which was put on his forehead. He had transformed into a generic ninja student and bought it, lord knows that the shop keepers wouldn't sell it to him if they knew who he was.

Disregarding even the slightest glance at the milk, he went outside without breakfast. He would also blame his lack of groceries on his reputation for 'apparently', being the Kyuubi.

Naruto looked up at the Academy and entered; the receptionist glared at him and clenched her fists, as Naruto just smiled at her. Blinking, she shook her head and just turned back to her paperwork.

He walked into the room and sat down; Kiba laughed and went up to him, "Naruto! This is only for people who graduated!"

Naruto grinned, "Do you see this Kiba?" He pointed to his headband, "I did graduate!"

Kiba gawked, "They actually let you graduate!?"

Naruto shrugged, "Guess they saw how amazing I was."

Kiba rolled his eyes laughing, and Naruto just smirked.

'Someone's spying on us, top left, directly in front of you.'

Naruto instinctively looked at where Kyuubi was pin-pointing and gave a glare which could make the four Hokage's run for their lives. It was an understatement that he didn't like being spied on.

Inside the hole, the ninja's gasped.

"That's impossible!"

"How could he know we were here?!"

The Hokage puffed out smoke, 'Naruto's more troublesome than we thought. Kakashi will do well to take care of him.'

"How did the demon see us?!"

Kakashi turned around and glared at the man who said this, "Uzumaki Naruto isn't a demon, the Nine-tails is, and they are different."

The man put his hands up in defence, "Calm down Kakashi, I'm just saying what everyone else is saying."

Kakashi rolled his eyes, "Well get it through your thick heads."

The Hokage turned to him, "Good luck Kakashi, you'll need it with your team."

Kakashi nodded, "Hai."

Back in the classroom, Naruto cursed and put his head in his hands, 'Damn, Kyuubi you shouldn't have said that, now they're gonna be suspicious. Great job.'

'Don't blame it on me brat.'

'Too late Kyuu.'

'Oh shut it brat.'

'Don't call me brat.'

'Brat.'

'Seriously.'

'Brat.'

'Kyuu...'

'Okay okay, people are trying to get your attention and you are blanking them, so SNAP OUT OF IT!'

Naruto blinked and rubbed his eyes at the sudden force in getting out of his mindscape, "Owww..."

"Naruto! Are you listening to me?!"

He turned his head and looked at Ino, "Nope."

Ino's face went red, "I said move!"

Naruto scowled, "I'm not doing anything for you."

Sakura pushed Ino to the side, "Naruto! Move!"

Naruto rolled his eyes, and to think at one moment of time he actually liked the pink-haired banshee. It was outrageous.

"Shut up before I gut you and make it look like an accident." Naruto hissed dangerously.

Ino and Sakura went silent, Naruto would usually never say anything like this, Sakura thought he liked her for kami's sake!

Sasuke eyed Naruto for a minute and decided that he wouldn't worry about it. It wasn't his problem, and it wasn't like he would be working with the blond in any way.

(Oh the irony...)

Sakura went silent and just sat down next to Naruto, although edging away from him, believing that he would take her up on his threat.

"Everyone, you are now ninja. A genin more specifically, but that is the lowest of ranks, so you will be put onto teams."

And cue a string of curses from multiple genin.

"Be quiet, I will announce the genin now, Team 1..."

He droned on and on, Naruto didn't pay attention at all, until he said-

"Team 7, Uzumaki Naruto, Sakura Haruno-" She felt like crying. "And Sasuke Uchiha." Now she felt like singing in happiness while Naruto felt like bawling his eyes out instead.

"Team 8, Inuzuka Kiba, Hyuuga Hinata, Aburame Shino." The said shinobi nodded to each other.

"Team 9 already passed from last year, so Team 10 is Nara Shikamaru, Akimichi Chouji and Yamanaka Ino."

Ino glared at the back of Sakura's head, how dare she, Sakura of all people, be put on her Sasuke's team? While Ino herself had to suffer being on the fatty's and lazy boy's team. It was stupid! And could never work! Soon enough Sasuke would be requesting a team change and end up in Ino's team. The Yamanaka firmly believed all of this would occur, in her mind.

Ha, as if that would ever happen.

All of these fangirls are just too past the line of sanity to ever go back.

Naruto rolled his eyes at the fangirl's antics of all glaring at the smug looking Sakura, 'Typical.'

Naruto laughed outloud and didn't bother to hide it, Iruka looked at him and blinked.

"Got something to say Naruto?" Iruka asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naruto put a hand on his chin, and nodded, "Yep."

"And what might it be?" Iruka asked curiously.

Naruto smirked, "Oh look, I'm on the class bitch's team, oh well, at least I get a professional jounin as my sensei, I guess that would even out the pain."

And then he proceeded to shunshin out of the room using the technique that Kyuubi taught him the night before.

'Hell to the yeah brat.'

OMAKE: (Just a thing I made for fun.)

'Brat.'

'Kyuubi, stop.'

'Brat.'

'Kyuubi, don't-'

'Brat.'

'Would you just-'

'Brat.'

'Kyuu-!'

'Brat.'

'Seriously-!'

'Brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat.'

'Kyuu, seriously!'

'Brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat.'

"WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A DAMN SECOND!?'

'...'

'Thank you...'

'...'

'Kyuu...?'

'...'

'Kyuubi seriously...'

'...'

'Kyuu... You there?'

'...'

'Kyuubi you're scaring me, are you still there?'

'...'

'Okay Kyuubi I'm so sorry forgive me.'

'...'

'...Kyuu...?'

'... Brat.'

'Oh shit-'

'Brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat brat-'

'SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!'

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