How does Thor keep his lunch warm? 

He puts it in a Thor-mos!

Why did Thranduil kick Loki out of his party? 

He was too low-key xD

How many cans of soup does a bird need to eat? 

Two cans 

How can you tell if a big cat is tired?

If it's Lion around

Why did the elk turn away? 

Because people thought he was a moose (Poor swag stag!)

What is Captain America's favorite type of coffee? 

A Cap-uccino :)

What did the whale say to the jellyfish

WATER you doing?