Hawkeye sings "Firework" by Katy Perry
Um so this happened Im confused
Hawkeye: .......do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Natasha: Um no
Hawkeye: SHH IM SINGING
Natasha: Oh......
Hawkeye: Drifting through the wind......
Thor: *runs in with electric guitar*
Tony: *flies in* wanting to start again! *fireworks explode overhead*
Hawkeye: Do you ever feel...feel so paper thin! Like a house of cards, one blow from...
Bruce: HULK SMASH
Hawkeye: AHHH *trips over his heeled boots*
Thor: CAUSE BABY YOURE A WORK OF FIRE *lightning strikes*
Natasha: What is going on?!
Pepper: *runs in* Natasha, where's Tony?!
Natasha: *points to newly-formed boy band*
Hawkeye: *uses bow as microphone* COME ON SHOW ME WHAAAAAT YOU'RE WORTHHHHH
Tony: MAKE THEM GO "OH LOOK ITS TONY STARK!"
Hawkeye: WHat? That's not in the song!!
Tony: SHH YES IT IS
Hawkeye: *is wearing glittery leather* AS YOU SHOOT ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYY
Tony: See, it's in the song!
Thor: BABY YOUR'E A WORK OF FIREEEE
Bruce: *runs in* THOR it's firework
Thor: ....I know, mortal. Work of fire!
Bruce: AHHGJSFL GIAGRPEUYG R:IEAFG *turns large and green*
Hawkeye: AHHHHHH
Tony: Stop screaming!
Cap: *runs in* COME ON JOIN THE ARMYYYY
Hawkeye: *mad* STOP CHANGING THE SONG LYRICS!
Thor: *drops bass*
Everyone: THOR!!!!!!!!
Hawkeye: Boom, boom--
Lights: *turn off*
Loki: BOOM MORTALS I'M EVEN BRIGHTER THAN YOUR SILLY MOON
Thor:.............LLLLOOOKKIIIIIII!
Loki: EHEHEHEHEHE *puts on Beethoven's 5th symphony* DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Hawkeye: YEAH BABY YOU'RE A FIREEEEEWORRRKKKK
Tony: Um guys Loki is here.
Cap: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
Natasha: Um....well, we are all here already so...
Cap: Sorry ma'am.
Explosion: *BOOOOM*
Everyone: LOKIIIII
Hawkeye: MY EYELINER GOT SMUDGED
Natasha: W T H
Cap: Wait what?
Tony: Um, birdy, do you have to tell us something?
Hawkeye: No, duh, I'm in a band! Everyone in a band always wears eyeliner!
Natasha: They do?!
Loki: *runs in wearing mascara* LOOOOK IM PRETTY
Thor: ....go home, Loki
Bruce: AHHH LOKI *turns green*
Pepper: WHAT IS GOING ON????
Hawkeye: I"M SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A CONCERT OVER HERE!!
Tony: Well, that got shut down pretty quickly....
Nat: Um okay I'm confused..
Cap: *plays piano* It's always been inside of you, you you....now you have to let it through, through, through....
Thor: Oh...yeah I remember now! BABY YOU ARE FIRE AND YEAH
Hawkeye: NOOOO
Bruce: *back to normal* Wait what Cap plays piano??
Everyone: SHHH
Hawkeye: ....cause baby you're a firework! *picks up Nat and twirls her around*
Natasha: Ugh get off me I'm an Agent of Shield
The whole world: AWWW CLINTASHA
Haha I guess the next chapter explains this.....
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