So remember I told you guys about a notebook in which my sister and I wrote "101 Reasons How Sherlock is Alive"? Well, one of them was that Sherlock was a phoenix, so they cremated his body and....what if they cremated him in the fireplace...? (morbid much?)

John: *sits by fireplace reading magazine*

Fireplace: *moves ashes*

John: WTH

Fireplace: *exhales ashes*

John: I wish Sherlock were here he could know what it was... *cries*

Fireplace/Ashes: John stop crying seriously gosh you're so annoying

John: WTH

Ashes: *out crawls Sherlock*

Sherlock: Can I have some coffee? My throat is so dry.

John: O______o

Sherlock: Today, preferably. Burning is so tedious

John: ............Sherlock WHAT THE HADES

Well, that was random xD