The Invincible Hero

Episode 6 : ABC, it's easy as 123- 

What do you mean that's the wrong kind of letter?

Mark was.. Confused. To say the least, he and Eve had been well- Provided an apartment near UA for the time being- Until the dormitories were open to the first year students, however- they were sort of advised to get jobs- Mark ended up working for a place called, I kid you not, 'Burger King'. To say he was frustrated he could only get a job there.. Would be an understatement, his last job was at.. 'Burger Mart'.

(Authors Note: I am well aware there probably aren't Burger Kings in Japan, but suspend your disbelief.)

"Welcome to Borger Mart, may I take your order..?"(Mark)

"I- Wait- I recognize you-"(???)

"What?"(Mark)

"Your the extra who beat the shit out of the sludge asshole!"(???)

"Wha- Dude I don't know what you mean-"(Mark)

"...I was the one inside of it."(???)

"I don't recognize yo- Oh you were on the news right? That vigilante who saved you did kind of look like me I guess-"(Mark)

"I'm not fucking stupid!"(???)

"Sir, May I take your order?"(Mark)

"I'm trying to-"(???)

"Is there a problem here?"(Manager)

"Yeah! This guy isn't-"(???)

"He thinks I'm some kind of vigilante sir."(Mark)

"Jesus christ- Listen, you can stop and be calm, or I can throw you out of here. Take your pick kid."(Manager) 

Next Week

"Hey Eve! The letters are here!"(Mark)

"One second!"(Eve)

He heard called from a different room and he placed the letters on the table. Looking through the envelopes to find which had his name on the front. He was roughly 78% sure he got in. He did try and put on a show for the.. Wait who was he showing off to? He didn't see anyone there judging so.. How were they graded? Eve then walke- Sorry, floated, into the room.

"Who's are we opening first?"(Eve)

"What do you mean?"(Mark)

"..It's not just a letter- You can see that there's something else in there without even opening it- You really need to focus more-"(Eve)

"...Yeah- I know.. Whoever got the least points pays for takeout?"(Mark)

"Your on [Title Card]"(Eve)

Mark grinned as he opened the envelope, tearing the wax seal- Seriously who uses wax these days? Anyways he opened it and looked into the envelope seeing a disc inside. He pulled it out

"Looks like something Cecile would use."(Mark)

"Kind of, I think he'd use something more clunky or impressive looking."(Eve)

"That's fa-"(Mark)

Suddenly the disc showed a hologram

"$5 says Cecile has one of these."(Mark)

"I'm like 90% sure he does, I'm not taking those odds!"(Eve)

"Fair eno-"(Mark)

"I AM HERE! As a hologram!"(???)

"Oh shit- That's way too loud-"(Mark)

"Yeah-"(Eve)

"Congratulations! You've placed among the top! I wouldn't be surprised if you were a recommended student! You did great during the practical scoring a total of 269 Villain Points from destroying robots and have been awarded 30 Rescue Points for saving the people you did, you would have gained more had you not.. Thrown a building and endangered quite a few more!"(???)

"You threw a building?"(Eve)

"I thought it would be cool!"(Mark)

"Was it?"(Eve)

"Yeah it was!"(Mark)

He said as he grinned at her. Eve shook his head in semi-disbelief but laughed to herself nonetheless.

The hologram man continued

"Congrats again! You've been accepted into UA, welcome, to your hero academy! In the envelope you'll find a list of school supplies needed, some of which will be provided to you, and due to your.. unique situation, some funds will be given in order to buy school supplies for you and your friend! Expect to receive your uniform over the mail!"(???)

"A uniform? Damn it!"(Mark)

Mark lamented over the need of a uniform as Eve laughed at his sadness. Opening her own letter