Hullo you lovely creature

you must be back for more random thoughts

or not

whatever dude

i don't judge

today is the last day of may

( well actually, i'm writing this after midnight so it's technically june now...)

that means my birthday is coming up

it's on june 2nd

yes i know, you don't give a shìt, but i thought it'd be worthwhile to mention it to you anyways

my dad gave me an entire tub of ice cream to eat all by myself

and a box of ice cream sandwiches to share with my sister lıʇʇlǝ qɹɐʇ

i like ice cream

it freezes my teeth and feels creamy

i like vanilla more than chocolate

but obviously, even i'm not hungry enough to eat all of that

so i'm saving it for when i'm feeling dangerous

you might be wondering about the title

or not

if you are, you're probably going to regret it :)

Dan Dan is the creepy gingerbread man from Tim Burton's 1982 Hansel and Gretel Short Film (above)

he is weird

he is perfect for making dirty jokes (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

he is terrifying

and a child molester

and really funny for some reason (?)

anyways, i don't know why, but he is my new favorite

i'm going to make an edit of him to post on instagram

what has my life come to

oof

when i make the edit i'll either update this chapter, or post it somewhere

that's about it i think

Dan Dan loves you,

~Tall💜