I awoke from my sleep

I heard a faint snoring, more like a purr....

That meant one thing.....

I wasn't dreaming about the chaos last night

I got out silently and my small room was now like a cave, it was beige....now it was dripping with alien spit, it had all of these odd things on the walls and Grid was asleep on the ceiling, luckily my WII and PS2 were unharmed, I snuck out of the room and silently, looked in my own room, which was now looking like a sadistic burial room, blood was on the ceiling...whose blood...I didn't wish to know, I saw there were skulls lined up neatly and my bed was ripped to shreds, lying on it was the Predator, he had his mask off, he had a scar on his head.....so I knew it was Scar, I headed downstairs to see what we had....not a lot!, only ham, eggs, crab sticks and cheese...not good at all, these creatures will be starving!, I'll have to make do with it for now!

I went up to Grids room, I was terrified.....what if he killed me!? No....for an odd reason I trusted him.....so I went over to the place was sleeping and called his name

"Grid.....Come on I got some nice food for you!"

The word "food" woke him up, he fell with a thud on the ground and followed me down, I set out he plates, gave him a pat on the head and went to fetch Scar, he was a pain to wake because every time I tried to wake him he growled and went back to sleep.....I had no choice....I went and got a bucket of freezing water...

"Scar if you don't move your ass I'll do it!"

I threatened him, he snorted and went back to sleep....I warned him...

SPLASH

He growled and threw a temper tantrum, I scolded him and he trudged down after me

This was the beginning of hell!

When Scar got down and saw that Grid was here too, he was far from happy, he was furious, he jumped at Grid barley missing him, Grid hissed and spat acid at him, I went and got a spray bottle, I sprayed them, they got ready to attack me and I sprayed them again, they were getting angry, I just kept spraying them until they stopped

"Now! I know you are both from other planets! But here on earth while your staying here! You will not kill each other! OR anyone else! Got it!?"

I asked they growled....I took it as a yes

"So.....what do you wanna eat?"

I asked, they pointed to each other

"Ok....how about drink?"

Again each other!

"I'm not going to ask! About dessert!"

I said sighing

"While you eat...I am going to clean!"

I said, Scar snorted, Grid was confused but continued to eat

I went up the stairs, cleaning Scars room was a snap, just replace the bed covers, clean the skulls and give the floor a wipe, also clean the blood away, It turned out it wasn't blood at all it was red paint

(what a relief!)

Grids room on the other hand...it was a bitch to clean!, every time I cleaned the slime, more appeared!, I managed to mop up all the slime after about 20 bucket full's! I couldn't get the black alien gunk off the walls so I had to leave it, I mopped the floor, cleaned the windows and I thought I was done until I saw the huge gaping hole in my floor, it dawned that Grid wasn't house broken, that meant I had a lot of work to do!, but one thing.....

"How do you house train an alien?"

This was, if not my biggest worry in the world, its not everyday that you have two aliens in your home, and I had to get the one who hadn't been potty-trained! Just my freaking luck!

I headed down, it looked like Scar had adapted to earth customs AKA he was watching the car crash channel, Grid on the other hand not so much.....he was about to pee on the TV, that made Scar mad and he chucked a magazine at him, I was in for one hell of a night tonight!

I went over to grid he gave a friendly bark, I smiled

"Grid you need to stop peeing everywhere!, well in the room, its hell to clean!"

I said, he didn't understand, Scar laughed a throaty laugh

"Oh and I suppose YOU can do better?!"

I said, he shrugged and watched more TV, I TOOK Grid upstairs and got a spray bottle and a doggy matt ,I stole some of Scars invisible armour, it was strong enough to not melt upon an acidic touch, so that kept my floor safe for a while!

"Ok Grid do you need the bathroom?"

I asked, he gave an odd alien snarl.....I think it meant no?

"Ok.....how do I train you?"

I asked him, he just ran in circles, like a dog chasing its tail

"Maybe you are better than a dog"

I laughed as he tackled me his tongue came out

"Grid.....your not that much of a dog!"

I said, he got off me and ran down stairs....probably to annoy Scar

I went down and Scar had pinned Grid to the floor, he held a knife over him, I sighed and got the spray bottle again I sprayed him, he growled and went upstairs, I saw Grid whimpering and looking out the window

"I know you want to go out...but it would be a shame if you got caught....both of you!"

I said petting his head, then I had an idea

"You may not BE a dog....but I can make you look like one!"

I said running up the stairs, Grid followed me with curiosity, I had my sewing kit and a cloak of brown bed covers, it would be a long shot but....I cant keep him here like a prisoner! I spent at least 3 hours on it, by the time I had made it Grid was out like a light, I shook him gently, he looked up at me curiously, I was holding a doggy suit, it just fit him and no more!

"Well.....at least now I can take you out without suspicion!"

I said as I was once again tackled to the ground by the alien

"Ok lets go for a walk Grid!"

I said as I tied a chain around him, he almost pulled me away

(who was walking who?!)

I had finally got control as he walked nervously on all fours, I was receiving odd looks from local dog owners, one even asked me this!

"Umm excuse me but did your dog get knocked down?"

That was not only mean, but it was offensive to him!, I replied

"No! but did your dog get eaten and spat up?!"

I said as I walked ahead

(her dog looked like a chewed piece of food!)

"And she insults you!"

I said to Grid, who suddenly stilled and I noticed a cat had came into view, my mind was focussing

(Alien + Cat + Me = a very long chase)

"GRID NO!"

I screamed

Too late, he shot after the cat pulling me and the speed was so intense that it ripped his costume, everyone saw it and was wide-eyed, I was humiliated beyond recognition!, but maybe they thought he was a robot? Yeah that's it, a robot!

I said as he finally stopped, the cat had escaped and he was disappointed, he then ran to a tree and did his business....the tree rotted away due to the acid and I received more shocked stares from people, I quickly made a lie up

"Hey isn't that amazing, they made a robot that pees acid!"

I laughed nervously, they believed it and I headed home with my Robot alien at my side....although one of the people I didn't see gave a small twisted grin and walked away, smiling sadistically

When we got home I asked Grid this

"You enjoy that?"

He barked happily

"Good cause its never happening again!"

I said, I heard Scar laugh from the living room

Grid ran to the living room and fell asleep

Leaving me asking myself

"Why me?!"

Ok how was that for a chapter was it long enough for you?

I promised a long one

So enjoy it

I will do more

I PROMISE!

So

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THANXS