S.S. Naked Sun

As the battle intensified aboard the S.S. Naked Sun, the Elite Four were cornered by the sudden onslaught of COVERS assaulting the boat. Suddenly, from the center of the COVERS, Mako bursted through, revealing she was once again wearing her Two-Star Fight Club uniform.

Mako: Mako Mankanshoku! Is here!

Gamagoori: M-Mankanshoku!

Nonon: Hey! how come the slacker's wearing a Goku Uniform!?

Sanageyama: What's the meaning of this, Iori!?

Iori: Out top priority now is to bolster our forces. The person with the greatest disparity in combat strength in and out of a Goku Uniform was Mankanshoku.

Inumuta: A highly logical decision. Iori, I think you've set a new speed for sewing.

Iori: Yes, because these will be my final Goku Uniforms! I intend to empty out every last drawer!

Inumuta: Hahahaha! Well, we're busy, bye.

Sanageyama: Hey!

Their call was interrupted when one of the colossal COVERS attempted to grab them. Luckily, Mako was there to intervene.

Mako: 999-mount Emergency Rescue Suction Device! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Tsumugu: Hey! What are you just standing there for!? You've been fighting this war without your clothes! And you call yourselves 'Nudists'!?

Sanageyama: I have no intention of becoming something so... colorful.

Gamagoori: But we mustn't let Mankanshoku fight them alone!

Nonon: So, shall we get to it?

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The Skies Above

As the three Kamui users flew to their destination, Y/N was having difficulty flying Reiketsu correctly.

(Y/N): W-Woah! Easy!

Reiketsu: Stop moving so much!

Ryuko: Y/N! Hurry up!

(Y/N): Hey, this is the first time I've ever had wings okay!? I'm still getting the hang of it!

Senketsu: Hmph. I guess Reiketsu isn't all she's made up to be.

Reiketsu: Shut it! This is the first time I've ever been in this form!

Inumuta: (radio) I hope I'm not interrupting.

Satsuki: Go ahead, Inumuta.

Inumuta: (radio) I have discovered a special property of the Scissor Blades and Bakuzan. Both of them are capable of severing Life Fibers, but in the case of tough Life Fibers, they begin to regenerate immediately after being severed. However, if they are both cut simultaneously, the newly-regenerating Life Fibers can be severed again. That is the true power of the Scissor Blades that Dr. Matoi created.

Ryuko: Hey, hang on. If you have two Bakusans, that means...

Inumuta: (radio) I expect they will have the same effect. We should thank Ragyo for breaking it in two.

Satsuki: No, we owe our thanks to you four, who reforged it into two blades.

Inumuta: (radio) Goodness, when did you become the sort who doles out compliments?

Senketsu: Ryuko.

Ryuko: Yeah, I see it!

The flying trio came within visual range of the Original Life Fiber.

(Y/N): Huh. To be honest I thought it would be bigger...

Inumuta: (radio) I'm picking up a powerful energy reading from the center of the Original Life Fiber.

Satsuki: That's where it's absorbed a lot of people and is using them as a power source. If we destroy that, it will cease functioning.

Ryuko: Yeah, but that woman is waiting for us. Hurry up Y/N!

(Y/N): Gah! Woah! You know what? Just go on ahead of me, I'll catch up I promise... -_-

Ryuko: C'mon! We're doing this together!

(Y/N): No seriou- Woah! -seriously, I'll catch up.

Satsuki: Very well, Let's go Ryuko.

Senketsu: Besides. I think Reiketsu needs to learn how to properly be worn by Y/N anyway.

Reiketsu: Shut up!

Ryuko: Ugh. Fine! You better not take long!

(Y/N): -_- I'll try...

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The Original Life Fiber

Ryuko: Ragyo! How dare you force me to wear an outfit I wouldn't want to be caught dead in!? This time, I'll rip the clothes off your back!

Ragyo: Oh dear. That is hardly any way for a 17-year-old lady to speak.

As Ryuko was about to strike, Ragyo pulled out two blades from the Original Life Fiber, blocking her.

Ryuko: What!?

Ragyo: I'll remake you two, starting from the dress patterns on up!

This another loud 'clang' sound, Satsuki attempted to strike her mother as well, only for it to be blocked.

Satsuki: That's-!

Ragyo: These blades are ultra-hardened Life Fibers. The Scissor Blade and Bakuzan were both created based on this. The beginning and end of all things can be found here within the Original Life Fiber.

The two sisters started to wail on Ragyo, only for her to block them all without so much as glancing at them. When Satsuki jumped back, her foot landed on the Original Life Fiber. At high speed, Ragyo kicked Ryuko away and dashed at Satsuki. Ragyo swept her daughter's foot off of the Original Life Fiber and kicker her away as well.

Satsuki: Guh!

Ragyo: I won't allow anyone to defile this sacred place with their filthy shoes. Hm? Isn't there one missing among you? I expressly remembering that there were three Kamui.

Ryuko: Wouldn't you like to know!?

Moments later, a bright light came shining from the distance, flying directly toward the Original Life Fiber.

Ragyo: Oh?

(Y/N): AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Satsuki: Y/N!

Ryuko: Y/N! About time!

The bright light came zooming right toward the Original Life Fiber.

And then over it.

And then past it.

(Y/N): AAAAHHHHHH *cries with regret*

Y/N speed right past the three women and then crashed into the water, where he proceeded to skid along it for a period of time.

(Y/N): AAAAHHH- OW! *crash* FACK *crash* SHIT *crash* STO- *crash* WHY ME? *crash*

After skidding across the water, Y/N finally came to a rest and floated in the water.

Ryuko: Y/N!

(Y/N): Q_Q I'm okay... Reiketsu, we are NEVER going that fast again...

Reiketsu: You said you wanted to go faster!

(Y/N): Breaking the sound barrier is not what I meant... ;_;

Ryuko: Are you for real!? I thought you said you could wear Reiketsu!?

Senketsu: Hahaha! Reiketsu, how's the water?

Reiketsu: ARRRGH!!! Y/N! Forget Ragyo! Let's get Senketsu! I want to starch him! Bleach him! And then hit him with a ball of permanent ink!

(Y/N): -_- So fast... why?...

Ragyo: Y/N. I see you are having difficulty controlling the "gift" that I made for you. I could... show... you how to really wear Reiketsu.

(Y/N): I don't want any more of your "gifts" please...

Y/N shot out from the water and hovered nearby the Original Life Fiber.

(Y/N): *shaking water off* Seriously, I don't want any more of those... I'm remembering all the other "gifts" you gave me... Q_Q

Ragyo: Oh? *smiles*

Satsuki: What are you talking about?

(Y/N): I don't want to talk about it... ;_;

Ryuko: Now I definitely want to know!

Ragyo: Do you want me to tell them?~

(Y/N): No.

Ragyo: I truly don't mind.

(Y/N): No! What is with all you ladies? Why are all you so... so... not normal? -_-

Ryuko: The hell does that mean!?

Satsuki: *sigh*

Ragyo: *smirk*

(Y/N): Well... except for the one..... wait... Ohhhhh, so that's where the violet lipstick came from... I don't mind that one then...

Ryuko: What lipstick!?!?!

Satsuki: "gifts"?

Ragyo: Violet?

(Y/N): *sweats* Oh hey look! A gigantic ball of yarn that wants to destroy humanity! Let's get back to that!

Ryuko: Idiot. Ragyo! Give up! It's three against one!

Ragyo: Hmph. If you give yourselves over to clothing, body and soul, you can even do this.

Ragyo slowly floated off the Original Life Fiber and then dashed off towards the sky leaving a glowing rainbow-colored trail behind her.

Ryuko: Shippu Shinjin!

Satsuki: Shippu Zankan!

Ryuko and Satsuki immediately gave chase to Ragyo.

Reiketsu: Let's go Y/N!

(Y/N): Hell no. I'm still getting the hang of just this aerial form... -_-

As Y/N and Reiketsu watched Ryuko and Satsuki chase after Ragyo, the Original Life Fiber started to turn toward him.

(Y/N): Hm? The fuck is it doing...- HOLY SHIT!!!!

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At higher altitude, Ryuko and Satsuki were battle their mother with everything they had. Even going so far as to each turn themselves into buzzsaws in an attempt to cut her apart.

Ryuko: She's tough, all right!

Satsuki: Perhaps, but we mustn't be defeated!

Ryuko: In that case, we should go after -!

When Ryuko turned around she saw the Original Life Fiber open up its tip, revealing it to be a massive mouth. Inside its massive jaw was Y/N, holding it open.

Ryuko: Y/N!

Satsuki: What!?

(Y/N): I'm not going to be eaten again. I'm not going to be eaten again. I'm not going to be eaten again.... Q_Q I'm going to be eaten again. I'm going to be eaten again...

The massive jaw slowly began to close with Y/N still inside.

Ryuko: Shit!

When Ryuko attempted to rescue Y/N, the Original Life Fiber launched a barrage of missiles at her.

Ragyo: Foolish girl. Y/N shall receive the greatest honor of being consumed by the Original Life Fiber before all of you.

Satsuki: Ryuko! Y/N!

Ragyo: Your plan is for the rest of you merry band to destroy the Honnouji Academy transmitter, I take it? It won't be that simple, I assure you!

(Y/N): *sigh* -_-

With a loud snap, Y/N was eaten by the Original Life Fiber.

Satsuki: Y/N!!!

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S.S. Naked Sun

Sukuyo: Here you are, Mako!

Mako: Thanks, Mom! *munch* Alrighty! Croquette Power charging complete!

Back aboard the S.S. Naked Sun, Mako was still fighting off the COVERS that were attempting to board. As she was doing so, Sukuyo was continuously giving Mako croquettes to eat.

Tsumugu: She's eating during a battle!?

Mataro: Hey, Mom's croquettes are powerful stuff.

Mako: Let's go-!

Moments later, another series of Life Fiber spikes landed on the ship, exploding into even more COVERS.

Tsumugu: Get back!

After the COVERS began to swarm the ship, another spike crashed into the S.S. Naked Sun.

Aikuro: What happened!?

Looking above his steering wheel, Aikuro saw that the latest spike had a huge string attached to it, leading back toward the Original Life Fiber.

Aikruo: It's coming for us?

Satsuki: It's going after the Naked Sun!

The Original Life Fiber's mouth opened up again as it drew closer to the S.S. Naked Sun.

Ryuko: It wants to eat more people?

Ragyo: I told you, did I not? You cannot stop us!

Aikruo: Shit! Nudist Cannons, Fire!

The S.S. Naked Sun fired volley after volley of shells at the Original Life Fiber, only for them to be blocked by a sudden shield that it made. The resulting shield caused all of the shells to bounce off and explode into Honno City. Back aboard the ship, more COVERS were slowly overwhelming Tsumugu and Mako.

Tsumugu: There's too many of them.

HALLELUJAH?

Mako: But I have to do this!

Tsumugu: You've done all you can!

Mako: But I can't be beaten here! I have to protect this ship! Ryuko told me so! This ship is the homeland of her soul!

Tsumugu: She said no such thing!

Mako: The Ryuko in my dreams said it!

Mako's Imaginary Ryuko: Mako! Mako!

Mako: Even now, she's asking me to come into the light!

Tsumugu: You're pretty messed up in many ways...

Mako: Spare me your opinions!

As Mako once again charged at the swarm of COVERS before her, she was interrupted when four huge cabinets landed in front of her. The cabinets opened to reveal the Elite Four in their new Goku Uniforms.

Gamagoori: Don't overdo it, Mankanshoku!

Nonon: I'll give you an A for effort. Slacker.

Sanageyama: But from here on out. It's our job.

Inumuta: So, shall we unveil Iori's final Goku Uniforms?

In a huge flash of light, the Elite Four transformed into their Goku Uniforms.

Elite Four: Three-Star Goku Uniforms, ultimate configuration!

Sanageyama: Blade Regalia: Secret Unsealed!

Nonon: Symphony Regalia: Finale!

Inumuta: Probe Regalia: Truth Unveiled!

Gamagoori: Shackle Regalia: Persona Unleashed!

Elite Four: Honnouji Academy Elite Four Ultimate Battle Regalia!

With another huge series of explosions, the Elite Four repelled the attacking COVERS.

Mako: Wow, that was amazing! That's the Elite Four for you!

Tsumugu: No need for such a flashy entrance!

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The fight between Ryuko and Satsuki with their mother slowly started to take it's toll on them.

Ragyo: Honestly, you girls are so thick skulled. No matter how much they struggle, humanity is merely a creature meant to submit to Life Fibers.

Ryuko: *pant* The hell they are!

Ragyo: Life Fibers spurred on the evolution of this world's sentient life. Clothing transformed beasts into humans. Just as humans raise livestock, you see.

Ryuko: Livestock!?

Ragyo: Just as humans eat their livestock, so will Life Fibers feed on humanity. Is that not appropriate for the beings who occupy the top of this world's foo chain?

Satsuki: But that does not mean we must meekly obey! Humans have a will to live!

Ragyo: You impudent pigs in clothing... That will to survive will disappear soon enough. Your last bastion is almost within reach.

Senketsu: This is bad, Ryuko! The ship, it's

Ryuko: I know!

Ragyo: With Y/N now part of the Original Life Fiber, you humans can watch as you are finally consumed by-

Ragyo was cut off when the Original Life Fiber stared to flicker and then shake.

Satsuki: What is...?

Moments later a huge explosion bursted forth from within the Original Life Fiber, shocking everyone. From the newly formed hole, Y/N climbed out.

(Y/N): I HATE being eaten... -_-

Ryuko: Y/N!

(Y/N): Hi guys.

Ragyo: Impossible!

Satsuki: *smirk* I shouldn't have expected anything else.

The Original Life Fiber slowly began ago descend, its underbelly skidded against the water.

Ragyo: You DARE lay your hands on the Original Life Fiber!?

Ragyo dashed at Y/N with her blades aimed at his neck. Y/N grabbed both blades as Ragyo tried to force her way through.

Ragyo: *grunt* I should have just killed you when I had the chance!!!

(Y/N): *sigh* -_- If I had a penny for every time someone said that to me...

Ragyo: Raaaaah!!!!!

Ryuko: Hell yeah! Kick her ass!

Satsuki: Ryuko! Now's your chance! Destroy the Original Life Fiber's core!

Ryuko Gotcha!

While Y/N kept Ragyo busy, Ryuko propelled herself into the massive hole he created.

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Aikuro: The S.S. Naked Sun cannot take much more of this!

Soroi: Is that so?

Aikuro: I have nothing else to take off, but being Nudist means flying by the seat of your pants.

Soroi: I agree wholeheartedly sir.

Aikuro: CLEAR THE DECK!

Tsumugu: Hey, what are you up to!? Don't tell me -!

Aikuro: Oh but I am! The last ace up the Naked Sun's sleeve... GREAT NAKED DAGGER!

On command, The S.S. Naked Sun folded itself into an enormous dagger.

Tsumugu: Oh, you want to use that blade to peel that gourd bare, huh? I like it!

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Inside the Original Life Fiber, Ryuko managed to find her way to its power core.

Senketsu: We're here, Ryuko! This is that thing's core!

Ryuko: Let's do this! Both halves, Decapitation Mode! Finishing Move: Sen-I-Soshitsu!!!!

Ryuko went full blast at the core, but her blades couldn't pierce its outer layer.

Ryuko This damn thing is just too hard!

Senketsu: Ryuko!

Ryuko: But I gotta do it anyway! I promised Mako and the rest!

Back outside, the Naked Dagger launched up from the water and rocketed toward the Original Life Fiber.

(Y/N): 0_o Holy balls! That thing can fly!?

The Naked Dagger launched past Ragyo and Y/N and pierced through the Original Life Fiber to where Ryuko was.

Mako: What for us, Ryuko! I'll catch up to you in no time!

Ryuko: W-what!? Mako is that you!?

Mako: Ryuko!

Ryuko: Mako! It's you right?! Mako!

Mako: That's right! The gang's all here!

Behind Mako, running on the massive turbine, were all the other Two-Star Captains.

Senketsu began to shine even brighter than he was before.

Senketsu: Ryuko, I can feel it! Your blood is all fired up!

Ryuko: Yeah! Let's do it! Senketsu!

Senketsu: Right!

Spurred on by her friends, Ryuko made another push at the core, this time she summoned more power from Senketsu. With a huge flash of light, Ryuko and the Naked Dagger pierced through the Original Life Fiber.

Ragyo: Impossible... The Original Life Fiber can't be destroyed by mere...

Ryuko: You look all dazed and confused Ragyo. That ain't surprising.

Ryuko, Satsuki, Y/N, and everyone else, appeared before Ragyo.

Ryuko: Cause not making sense is kinda our thing!

Satsuki: The girl you mocked as a sham will thwart you. Humanity does not live for clothing!

Ragyo: You waste your time...

(Y/N): Does uh... does the massive dagger boat thing have brakes?...

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The Naked Sun floated in the air for a moment longer before crashing down at the entrance to Honnouji Academy. The top half of the ship popped off and landed in the city below.

(Y/N): -_- Ow.

Aikuro: Ugh... is everyone alright?

Sanageyama: Everyone's okay here.

Ryuko: Hehe. Maybe we should work on our landings.

Mako: That was so much fun! Let's do it again!

Satsuki: I must admit, that was rather exciting, as well.

After recovering from their sudden crash landing, the Honnouji Academy speaker system rang to life.

Nui: Attention, worthless trash of Honnouji Academy! The show is not yet over! Those Kamui and those idiotic Goku Uniforms, you were all the opening act! The headline is the ultimate chic and elegant fashion show put on by the ultimate Grand Couturier and her ultimate model!

(Y/N): -_- So showy...

Nui: Prepare yourselves!

Honnouji Academy's hue tower split open to reveal another set of clothes, this one more robe-like than the other COVERS and Kamui.

Nui: Please pardon the delay, Lady Ragyo. Shinra-Koketsu is complete.

Ragyo: Well done, Nui.

Ragyo wrapped her arms around Nui.

Ragyo: My foolish daughters and failed knight have treated you rudely, I see. Forgive them.

Nui: Ah. Lady Ragyo. What are these?

Ragyo slowly and meticulously, weaved together a new pair of arms for Nui.

Ragyo: They are no replacement for the nimble fingers of the Grand Couturier, but they will allow you to fight against these foolish humans.

Nui: This world will be cloaked in Life Fibers soon. There is no longer any need to sew clothing. This is enough.

Ragyo: So this is your final creation, eh? I can't wait to find out how it feels on me.

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Satsuki: Magnificent, Iori. I am amazed you restored this many Goku Uniforms.

(Y/N): Yeah... Got the whole band back together...

Iori: I didn't restore them. I made them even more powerful!

Satsuki: I'm not surprised.

Tsumugu: We've got ultimate load outs, too!

Aikuro: We've incapacitated the Original Life Fiber. However, Ragyo Kiryuin is still alive and well. We will now fight our way into Honnouji Academy, destroy the transmitter, and apprehend Ragyo Kiryuin and Nui Harime!

(Y/N): -_- Mhm...

Before anyone could move, Soroi rolled out a huge table with tea.

Satsuki: Soroi?

Everyone took a cup of tea and calmly drank it.

Sanageyama: *sips* GAH! That's hot!

Nonon: Sensitive to hot drinks, eh?

Sanageyama: S-Shut up!

After finishing their cups The Elite Four, plus Iori, raised their cups in the air.

Satsuki: Do not break those cups. We do not go to our deaths. We will return here alive and enjoy another cup of this tea. Right, Soroi?

Soroi: *smiles* I will have plenty of hot water ready.

(Y/N): This is really good tea. How did you make it?

Soroi: Perhaps when you come back, I'll tell you.

Off to the side, the whole Mankanshoku family were eating croquettes together.

Ryuko: Hey, you don't have to come, too!

Mako: *munch* I've come this far, so I have to see it through!

Barazo: Don't worry! If anything happens to you, I'll squeeze the Kiryuin Conglomerate for a ton in damages!

Sukuyo: Fight hard, and don't kill yourself.

Sukuyo lifted a massive pack filled with croquettes and slammed it down in front of everyone.

Sukuyo: Here are some croquettes for you!

Satsuki: Don't let your family's love go to waste. Be happy enough to make up for our cursed family.

Ryuko: Don't worry on that score, Satsuki. When it comes to incomprehensible, this family's the best in the world.

Mako: Yep!

Mako finished her meal with a very large belly, literally. Slowly, however, her stomach shrank back down to it's normal size.

(Y/N): That... That is some crazy metabolism... Hey Gamagoori! That's good news, huh?

Gamagoori: Shut it!!

Mako: Okay, let's go, Ryuko, Satsuki, Y/N!

Ryuko: Hell Yeah!

(Y/N): This is all starting to feel familiar...

Satsuki: All right, let's take back OUR ACADEMY!

Everyone: Yeah!

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Honnouji Academy

With a resounding battle cry, a large group of students, led by Sanageyama, charged at the massive Transmitter Tower in the center of the courtyard. When they got close enough, the students formed a huge tower.

Sanageyama: Behold! This is the Super Iltima Uniform Hundred-Man Assault! CHARGE!!

As Sanageyama and his students attempted to destroy the transmitter tower, a large shield instantly formed around it, causing Sanageyama's attack to fail.

Iori: It's a super high-speed jammer! Millions of tiny Life Fibers are rotating at a very high speed-

Mako: Woah! It's a huge rubber barrier!

Gamagoori: Sanageyama!

Nonon: This is what you get for charging in on your own.

Inumuta: You never learn, do you?

Aikuro: Unless we take that jammer out...

Tsumugu: ...we can't do a thing, huh?

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Honnouji Academy's Central Tower

Satsuki: Uooooh!!!

Ryuko: Raaaaaah!!!

Ryuko and Satsuki charged at Ragyo and Nui with their weapons drawn.

Ragyo: Hmph.

Nui: Hup!

Ragyo and Nui easily deflected Ryuko and Satsuki's attacks, resulting in Ragyo destroying Satsuki's Bakuzans.

Ragyo: You two always behave in such an unsightly fashion. Except for...

Y/N appeared behind Ragyo and threw a punch at her.

Ragyo: Him~

Ragyo caught Y/N's fist and turned to face him.

(Y/N): Hm. You caught my fist...

Ragyo: It truly is a shame that you've decided to join my daughters in rebellion.

(Y/N): -_- You know I would never willingly join you.

Ragyo: If only I had captured you that day, two years ago... I could have truly molded you into my perfect knight~

(Y/N): Yeah, but you didn't. So stop whining about it.

Ragyo: Indeed. No use crying over the past.

Ragyo pulled Y/N and threw him towards Ryuko and Satsuki.

Ragyo: Let me show you who's truly in control.

Ragyo summoned a ball of light and then suddenly it grew in intensity until the whole area was covered in it's glow.

(Y/N): -_- Seriously, what is with your family and lights?...

Immediately after the light hit everyone, everyone's uniforms reverted back to their normal states.

Inumuta: What the!?

Nonon: The stars are gone!

Even Kamui were affected by its rays.

Ryuko: What the!?

Satsuki: No!

(Y/N): *looks at clothes* Huh...

Ragyo: Omni-silk Kouketsu: Absolute Domination!

Ryuko: W-What's wrong, Senketsu?

Senketsu: I've lost all my strength. That light causes all who touch it to cower in terror!

(Y/N): Are you feeling okay, Reiketsu?

Reiketsu: I-I can't muster any strength! I'm barely keeping myself awake!

Ragyo: Omni-silk Kouketsu rules over all Life Fibers. Any Life Fiber that opposes it will tremble in fear and lose all power. THAT is Absolute Domination.

(Y/N): That big ass robe you're wearing is a Kamui?...

Ragyo smiled and then snapped her finger.

Ragyo: Here are the pictures our communications satellite took from all over the world. Just take a look. Everyone across the globe is clad in REVOCS clothing. Unleashing Absolute Domination across the whole world will awaken the Life Fibers lying dormant in those outfits. All of mankind will be consume by clothing, and this planet will be covered in a single piece of cloth. Earth will become another Celestial Seed Cocoon Planet, and newborn Life Fibers shall once again spread across the universe.

Nui: Wonderful.

Ragyo: That is the truth behind the universe. You have all been stripped of the means to resist. And now, you will all become valuable energy sources for the Original Life Fiber.

Ragyo raised her hand, and moments later and massive flood of red rushed into the courtyard, filling the whole place. The rush of liquefied Life Fibers swept everyone, who were at ground level, away.

Senketsu: The Original Life Fiber?

Ryuko: It's still alive?

Ragyo: The Original Life Fiber will consume you all and return in its full glory. I'm sorry, Ryuko, but the plan you risked your life for was all in vain.

(Y/N): Question. How are you able to stop people from using their Life Fibers.

Ragyo: *chuckes* This is it.

Ragyo held up the ball of light in her hands.

Ragyo: It's all thanks to Hououmaru here that Absolute Domination is active.

Ryuko: You bitch...

Ragyo: Now... This marks the end for mankind.

Tendrils of Life Fibers picked everyone up and brought them to the mass of Life Fibers in the center of the courtyard.

Ryuko: Guys!

Ragyo: I'll start with your friends. They'll all come together to form a single piece of cloth that will cover this planet.

(Y/N): I have a second question.

Ragyo: Oh?

(Y/N): How good is your memory?

Ragyo: What are yo- GAH!!!!

Y/N dashed punched a hole straight through Ragyo's chest. The resulting fist sent Rei flying out of Shinra-Kouketsu and falling to the ground below. Moments later, Absolute Domination faded and everyone was able to use their Life Fibers again.

Sanageyama: Is this?

Nonon: I can move again!

Inumuta: This must mean our Ultima Uniforms have regained their powers.

Satsuki: Precisely!

Everyone transformed again and broke free from their restraints.

Ragyo: *gasp* Gah! *pant*

(Y/N): Having difficulty regenerating? That what these gloves are for. They negate regeneration, among other things.

Ragyo glared at Y/N.

(Y/N): Hey. Hey, Ryuko!

Ryuko: Huh?

(Y/N): Hehehe. I'm inside your mom.

Reiketsu: *sigh*

Ryuko: I can't believe you're making jokes right now...

Senketsu: Ugh...

(Y/N): Bet you never expected to hear that phrase. Hehehe *tug* uh... *tug* um... *tug* Hey, Ryuko.

Ryuko: What?!

(Y/N): I'm stuck in your mom now.

Ryuko WHAT!?

(Y/N): I can't get my arm out. Q_Q

Y/N looked back at Ragyo and saw her eyes were filled with absolute hatred for him.

(Y/N): ........Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!

Y/N tried to pull his arm free but Ragyo grabbed him to keep him in place.

Ragyo: DIE!!!

Ragyo brought her free arm to Y/N's face and a bright light emanated from it.

(Y/N): Oh hell no.

At the last second Y/N punched Ragyo's hand away causing the huge energy beam to fly off towards the sky.

Ragyo: Grrr!!

Ragyo raised her other arm and aimed it at Y/N.

(Y/N): I could really use some help here!

Ryuko: Y/N!

Satsuki: Ryuko!

Satsuki appeared behind Ryuko and tossed her one half of the Scissor Blade.

Satsuki: You guys take care of the transmitter, we will handle Ragyo.

Elite Four: Right!

The Elite Four jumped back down toward the courtyard and began their assault on the transmitter once again. This time however, they were stopped by Nui who came floating down with her clones.

Nui: Nope! Nope, nope, nope! You guys will have to go through me! Mon mignon pret-a-porter!

Nonon: Oh, shut up, you mass-produced rip offs!

Inumuta: These aren't even worth collecting data from.

Sanageyama: There's too many of them! We won't be able to reach the transmitter!

Gamagoori: Leave that to me!! Shackle Regalia: Ego Burst!

Gamagoori forced his hands through the shield and ripped open a hole.

Gamagoori: Behold the power of Ego Burst! It frees me of my restraints and allows me to unleash my emotions! Eat this! Unrestrained Ego Blast!

Gamagoori's attack managed to pierce through the transmitter's armor.

Tsumugu: Leave the rest to us!

Aikuro: Let us exhibit what we nudists can do! To do so, we need only expose ourselves!

Aikuro and Tsumugu launched their DTR mechs at the open hole that Gamagoori made. Moments later the transmitter exploded.

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Back at the tower, Ragyo still held Y/N in her grasp.

(Y/N): Let go you crazy woman!

Ragyo: I gave you everything! I gave you everything a hero like you deserves!

(Y/N): Seriously?! Your gifts are fucking crazy! I thought I needed therapy BEFORE all this! Now, I definitely need it! AND my hair! What the fuck did you do to my hair!? WHY SILVER!?

Ragyo: You do not like my gifts, fine! Then I'll just TAKE THEM BACK!!!

Tendrils bursted out from Shinra-Kouketsu and wrapped around Y/N.

(Y/N): The fuck are you doing!?

Ragyo: I wonder what sort of power YOU will bestow upon Shinra-Kouketsu?

(Y/N): Really!?

The tendrils started to pull in and absorb him.

(Y/N): I really hate this woman... -_-

As Ragyo nearly finished absorbing Y/N her attention was brought elsewhere when the transmitter blew up.

Ragyo: What?

As she was distracted, Ryuko and Satsuki appeared behind her and carved a huge "X" through her. The two sisters proceeded to cut her again, releasing Y/N in the process.

Ragyo: No way...

(Y/N): Phew! I've already spent too long being THAT close to her...

Satsuki: Your grand Cocoon Planet Genesis plan is now in tatters! Ragyo!

Ragyo: I wouldn't be so sure. Nui. Cast away your body.

Nui: Oui, Maman!

After spinning around and giggling girlishly, Nui sliced her own head off.

Ryuko: What!?

Satsuki: *gasp*

Elite Four: Wa!?

(Y/N): Ha!

Her head was then grabbed by the remaining Life Fibers and pulled in and absorbed her. The mass of Life Fibers shined and then morphed into a huge twisted face of Nui.

Ryuko: What the hell is that!?

(Y/N): -_-... You guys have a weird-ass family...

Ragyo: Nui. My pitiful girl who couldn't don Life Fibers because the ones within her body were too powerful.

Nui's large face slammed into the platform Ragyo was on, causing Ryuko, Satsuki, and Y/N to jump out of the way.

Ragyo: But at last, you managed to wear the greatest dress of all. The Original Life Fiber.

Nui: No Lady Ragyo. You will be the one to wear me!

Ragyo fully regenerated and Shinra-Kouketsu was transformed into a kind of rocket.

Ragyo: Marvelous. You feel amazing to wear, Nui.

Nui: Of course I do. But that still makes me happy!

Ragyo: Nui... Leave the rest to me.

With that, Ragyo launched skyward, propelled by Shinra-Kouketsu.

Ryuko: H-hold it!

Inumuta: I figured out what Ragyo's planning to do. She's headed for REVOCS' communications satellite!

Aikuro: So Ragyo and Koukevtsu are gonna make direct contact with the satellite to transmit the Absolute Domination signal across the world?

Satsuki: Yes. But that's an activation signal. It can't nullify our Ultima Uniforms We still have a chance!

Senketsu: Ryuko...

Ryuko: Yeah... I'm the only one who-

(Y/N): Hey Ryuko.

Ryuko: Huh? Y/N?

(Y/N): -_- Your family is weird.

Ryuko: Heheh. Don't I know it.

(Y/N): Mhm. Hey Inumuta *looks up* how long until she hits the atmosphere?

Inumuta: About 4 minutes.

Satsuki: We do not have much time.

Ryuko: I'll go.

(Y/N): No you won't.

Ryuko: W-What?

(Y/N): Don't worry about it. I got it.

Y/N turned and then started walking toward the center of the courtyard.

Aikuro: Y/N, what are you doing?

Y/N found a bucket of paint and painted a huge "X" in the courtyard.

Ryuko: What are you-?

(Y/N): Don't worry about it. Okay Reiketsu, time to get off.

Reiketsu: What?

(Y/N): Don't worry, it won't be for long.

Y/N took off Reiketsu and was left with nothing but his underwear and undershirt.

(Y/N): Okay! *stretch* I never *stretch* get to do this *stretch* anymore...

Satsuki: What is your plan, Y/N?

(Y/N): Hm? Oh. Everyone more back. Go on. Give me some room.

Everyone took a few steps back, but were all still looking at Y/N as he did his stretches.

(Y/N): *stretch* Okay people, I'm gonna need a lot more room than that.

Ryuko: Y/N! What are you doing!?

(Y/N): I'm gonna show you what happens when I put some effort behind it.

Tsumugu: What?

(Y/N): I'm pretty excited! I've only gotten to do this maybe.... three other times?

Nonon: Ragyo is already way up in the sky, what the hell can your fist do?

(Y/N): You'll see...

Y/N took a deep breath and then slammed his foot down into the ground, shaking the whole academy.

Ryuko: W-Woah!

Y/N took another deep breath and then glared upward toward Ragyo.

(Y/N): It's gonna feel great doing this again...

Y/N flexed his right arm and brought it behind him. Everyone watched Y/N get into a stance like he was preparing a punch.

(Y/N): Survive THIS.

Y/N twisted his body and sent his fist flying in the direction Ragyo took off in.

KA-BOOOM

With an IMMENSE explosion of force, Y/N punched seemingly nothing but air, but the force of it caused a massive crater to form at his feet, blow everyone who was too close away, and forced away all the clouds in the sky.

Ryuko: Wooooooaaaaah!!

Mako: AAAAAH!!

Satsuki: Grrrrr!!!!

The sheer force of Y/N punch made everyone have to hold on to something just to keep themselves from flying away.

Tsumugu: What is this!?

Inumuta: The amount of force in that punch *grunt* should be impossible!!!!

Nonon: Gaaaaah!!! What the hell!!!

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Ragyo was just about to leave the atmosphere.

Ragyo: Yes. Now awaken... Every last-

Ragyo was cut off when the massive pressure of force quickly found it's target.

Ragyo: WHAT!?!?!?

The pressure blew away two thirds of Ragyo and most of Shinra-Kouketsu, but the force kept moving until it reached the satellite.

Ragyo: I-Impossible!

The shockwave completely eradicated the REVOCS communications satellite, leaving nothing behind. Ragyo stared wide-eyed as she watched all of her plans literally disintegrate before her. Slowly she fell back down to Earth.

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Honnouji Academy

Y/N looked carefully at the sky and noticed the explosion of the satellite.

(Y/N): And that's that. *dusts off hands*

As the dust cleared everyone slowly recovered from the massive shockwave that came from Y/N's punch.

Ryuko: T-that was insane...

Senketsu: Is that Y/N's full strength?

Satsuki: Impossible...

Tsumugu: No way...

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah. Very immense. -_- Could someone give me Reiketsu back?

Ryuko: Huh?

Y/N's undershirt was torn apart completely, leaving only his underwear on.

(Y/N): At least my underwear survi-

RIP

(Y/N): ._.

Ryuko: *nosebleed*

Satsuki: *nosebleed*

Mako: Woah! So-!

(Y/N): *covers self* Stop!

Y/N covered himself up and quickly grabbed Reiketsu and put her back on.

(Y/N): -_- You guys are terrible...

Reiketsu: That was amazing! And, oh my. Going commando~ oooooh.

(Y/N): -_- You need to stop too...

Ryuko: Y/N-

Mako: Wow! Y/N! That was SOOOOO COOL!

(Y/N): -_- I'm sure...

Mako: You were all like; "I got this" And then you went BOOM and KA-POW! And HOLY COW the skies are completely clear!!!!!

(Y/N): Yeah... I bet I'm freaking out a whole lot of meteorologists.

Ryuko: That was out of this world!

Satsuki: Indeed. I would have never believed it had I not seen it with my own eyes.

Aikuro: So that's what happens when you put effort into your fists... I can see now, how you defeated all those monsters.

(Y/N): I don't usually put THAT much force into my punches, I just really didn't like that woman.

Sanageyama: I'd hate to be on the wrong end of that punch.

(Y/N): Mhm. So anyway. She should be coming down now.

Ryuko: Who should be coming down?

Inumuta: Hey! I'm detecting a huge object falling down towards us!

Tsumugu: What is it?

Inumuta: I think it's...

(Y/N): I'm gonna need this. *pulls out camera*

Ryuko: Huh?

Moments later the huge ball of flame landed directly on the massive "X" that Y/N made, causing a huge explosion. Out of the crater, Ragyo slowly climbed out, her body struggling to regenerate the missing half of her body. Shinra-Kouketsu was slowly disintegrating from taking too much damage.

Ragyo: Gah.... *pant* No... *gasp*

Y/N slowly walked up to Ragyo and looked down at her.

Ragyo: This *pant* cannot be *pant* possible.

(Y/N): Well it totally happened.

Ragyo: You *pant* filthy *gasp*

(Y/N): Yeah, yeah. I've heard it all before. Say Cheese!

Y/N posed himself in front of the defeated Ragyo and Shinra-Kouketsu and took a picture.

(Y/N): Yep. This is going into the scrap book............ -_- *sigh* into the scrap book.........

Y/N walked away and Ryuko and Satsuki stood before their defeated mother.

Ryuko: Ragyo Kiryuin.

Ragyo: Come to... *cough* gloat? *pant*

Satsuki: No.

Ryuko: It's over, mother, you've lost.

Ragyo merely stared at her daughter.

Ryuko: Earth won't ever become a Cocoon Planet. Surrender peacefully, and let's go back together.

Ryuko and Satsuki offered their hands to their mother, after a moment Ragyo scoffed at their gesture and ripped her own heart out, to the surprise of everyone there.

Ragyo: I'LL be the one to decide my end. Looks like I'll follow through on those words before you do.

Ryuko: Don't!

Ragyo: This is not the end, Ryuko. Life Fibers are still spreading across the universe. And they will reach this planet again someday. You can count on that.

Ryuko: ...Even so, humans will stay human. You can count on THAT.

With a mocking smile, Ragyo crushed her own heart, causing her body disintegrated along with the remains of Shinra-Kouketsu.

Ryuko: ...mother...

Satsuki: Defiant to the very end... That is the only redeeming factor about her...

Aikuro: Is it over?

Satsuki: Yes. The Kiryuin curse has finally ended.

(Y/N): Hey, Ryuko.

Ryuko: Huh? Yeah?

(Y/N): -_- I've told you your family is weird right?

Ryuko: *smirk* Yeah. You did.

(Y/N): Good. I'm going home.

Aikuro: Eh!? Already!?

(Y/N): -_- Ragyo is dead, I'm tired, I'm filled with a whole lot of memories I really wish I could forget, AND my hair is silver... I want to fall down on my bed and try and convince myself that this was all a dream... *walks away*

Ryuko: *sigh* He's such a dumbass.

Satsuki: *smiles* Indeed.

Nonon: I still can't believe an idiot like him is so strong.

Mako: Leave it to Y/N to make blow everything out of the water!!

Tsumugu: What'll happen to the rest of the Life Fibers?

Aikuro: The same thing that happened to COVERS, I guess. Once they're separated from the human body, they'll be cut off from their energy source and will perish naturally. With this, Nudist Beach has completed its mission.

Tsumugu: We can finally wear clothes again.

Aikuro: Now then. Cleaning up this mess is going to be hard. But it's our jobs as adults to take care of it.

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Everyone gathered around in the courtyard to celebrate their success.

(Y/N): Hi guys.

Ryuko: Wah! Y/N! I thought you went home.

(Y/N): -_- Yeeeeah. My house is gone.

Ryuko: Eh?

(Y/N): A piece of the large dagger boat fell on it, and now I don't have a home ;_;

Ryuko and Satsuki: You can stay at my place- What!?

Ryuko: What the hell, Satsuki!?

Satsuki: I should be the one saying that. I am inviting Y/N to my home.

(Y/N): Wasn't it destroyed?

Satsuki: That is not the only estate my family owns.

Ryuko: Like hell you are! Y/N is coming with me!

Satsuki: Are you suggesting that Y/N sleep in that cramped house you've been living in?

Ryuko: Yeah! What's wrong with that!?

Satsuki: *glare* Y/N deserves to sleep in a place that isn't in the slums.

Ryuko: Fuck off! I'm his g-g- *blushes* Girlfriend!

(Y/N): ._.

Satsuki: "Girlfriend"!? Nonsense! You've done nothing but beat him every chance you've gotten! I, on the other hand, have not done anything to harm Y/N.

Ryuko: Bullshit! You made Y/N's life a living hell back during school!

Satsuki: He has already forgiven me!

Ryuko: What!?

Satsuki: We even kissed...

Elite Four: WHAT!?!?

Ryuko: EH!? Oh Yeah!? We kissed too!!!

Satsuki: Being controlled by our mother does not count!

(Y/N): Didn't you kiss Nui first?

Ryuko: Wha!? Urgh! Um!....

Ryuko grabbed Y/N and then pulled him in for a long kiss.

Ryuko: *kiss*

(Y/N): 0_0

Mako: Yeah! Go Ryuko!

Ryuko: *smirk*

Satsuki: That changes nothing! He's coming with me!

Ryuko: Like hell he is!

The two girls started to pull on Y/N's arms.

(Y/N): ;_: Please stop. I need those...

Ryuko: Tell Satsuki you're coming with me!

Satsuki: Wrong! He's coming with me!

(Y/N): Can I get some help here!?

Reiketsu shot her wings out and pushed the fighting sisters away.

Ryuko: Ow!

Satsuki: Ouch!

Reiketsu: You two need to stop!

(Y/N): Thank you Reike-

Reiketsu: He's Mine!!!!!

(Y/N): Wait wha-

Reiketsu instantly shot into the sky, taking Y/N with her.

Ryuko: Hey! Get back here!

Senketsu: I knew Reiketsu was just a spoiled brat!!

Ryuko: Let's go! Senketsu! Senketsu Shippu!!

Satsuki: You're not getting away! Junketsu Shippu!!

The two ladies launched off after Y/N, leaving everyone else to watch.

Mako: Go Ryuko! You won't lose!!!!!

Nonon: While I may not agree with her choices, Satsuki is going to be the one to win!!!

Sanageyama: I almost feel bad for him, almost.

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(Y/N): AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Q_Q

Ryuko: GET BACK HERE!!!!

Satsuki: Y/N!!!!

(Y/N): *cries uncontrollably*