Honno City

Y/N walks through the various parts of Honno City, taking in the sites of the very intimidating structures.

(Y/N): Huh. This place has a strange sense of architecture. Oh well! Each school has their own style I guess!

Y/N didn't want the bad feeling he had get to him and headed up to the front entrance of the academy. When he reached there he saw something hanging from the entrance, and upon closer inspection it was a person with a sign on them.

(Y/N): "This is a naked pig who dared defy Honnouji Academy. As such, justice was dealt."

Y/N stared at the hanging body for a few seconds, processing what he was seeing.

(Y/N): Wow! that's some really high quality decoration there! Is there some kind of event going on today?

Y/N continued walking into the school.

(Y/N): Yep! Decoration!...

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After getting his class number from the office Y/N walked up the stairs to class 2-K. Outside the classroom Y/N saw a girl with a large metal case on her back and a red highlight in her hair.

(Y/N): Uh, is this class 2-K?

???: Huh? Oh, yeah.

(Y/N): Are we supposed to wait out here?

???: The teacher told me to wait for the other transfer student, which is you, so that he can introduce us both.

The girl turned and knocked on the door giving Y/N a chance to stare at the large metal container she was carrying. Before he could ask what it was a blue-haired man opened the door and told them to stand in front of the class.

Aikuro: I'm Mr. Mikisugi, your homeroom teacher, now onto your introductions. This is Ryuko Matoi and (F/N) (L/N), who have transferred into Second Year Class K today.

RYUKO MATOI

AND

(F/N) (L/N)

(Y/N): Gah! What the hell are those!?

Aikuro: Oh don't mind those, they introduce major and minor plot important people.

(Y/N): Oh, okay... Wait! What do you mean plot important peo-

Mako: Hey Ryuko! This seat is open! Oh and (Y/N)! This one on the other side is open too! Yay! I get two brand new desk mates!!

Aikuro: You guys know her?

Ryuko: I wouldn't say that we're acquaintances exactly...

(Y/N): This is the first time I've ever seen her! 0_o

Aikuro: Well, I guess those two seats are yours then...

The two students sat on opposite sides of Mako.

Mako: Im Mako Mankanshoku!

MAKO MANKANSHOKU

(Y/N): More letters 0_0.

Mako: I'm so happy that I have two new desk mates! This is the best day ever!

Ryuko: That boy out front? Who killed him?

Mako: Oh that was just the student council, but don't worry! That kind of stuff happens here all the time!

(Y/N): All the time!?... THAT WASN'T DECORATION!?!?!?

Aikuro: All right, let's begin the lesson.

As if on cue Mako brings out a box lunch and eats it in an instant and summarily falls asleep.

(Y/N) and Ryuko: She's already asleep!?

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Y/N finished writing his notes and waited for the other students to filter out. As he got up the sleeping Mako jumped from her seat and grabbed Y/N by the wrist.

Mako: Let's go! We have to catch up to Ryuko!

(Y/N): What? But-

Y/N couldn't even finish his sentence before he was dragged out of the class at a speed he didn't think a girl like her had. She rocketed toward Ryuko and let go of your arm to jump at her.

Mako: Ryukoooooooo!

Ryuko slid to the side and let Mako crash into the garbage. Both Ryuko and Y/N stared at Mako as she instantly got up and began walking with us.

Mako: Aw, why'd you dodge me?

Ryuko: It's normal to dodge something that comes flying at you from out of nowhere, isn't it?

Mako: I was just giving one of my besties a hug!

Ryuko: "Bestie?"

Mako: Yeah! You and Y/N!

(Y/N): But we just sit next to each other. -_-

Mako: We're desk neighbors, so let's try to get along, okay? Oh that reminds me, do you play guitar Ryuko? Get it out and I'll sing!

Mako began to sing, terribly.

(Y/N): Please stop.

Ryuko: Yeah, could you stop please? I wanted to ask you a question anyway, who's the top dog at this school.

Mako: Oh thats easy it's-

Before she could finish she grabs both Ryuko and Y/N's and tries to get them to bow.

Mako: Watch out! Bow! Bow!

Y/N and Mako get into a bowing pose while Ryuko just squats down. To our right a large dark-skinned student walk down the center.

Ryuko: Is he some kind of big shot?

Mako: Yeah, he's a Three-Star! He's Disciplinary Committee Chair Ira Gamagoori, one of the Four Elites of the student Council. Compared to us No-Stars he's a super elite!

IRA GAMAGORI

(Y/N): I'm never gonna get used to those huge letters.

Ryuko: Three-Star?

Mako: Yeah!

Mako explains that the academy's uniforms, the Goku Uniforms, bestow superhuman strength to the wearer and the more stars you have the higher on the totem pole you are.

Mako: Student Council President Satsuki Kiryuin bestows the uniform based on a student's abilities.

(Y/N): Superhuman what?

Ryuko: So the top dog of this school is Satsuki Kiryuin?

Mako: Yeah! Speak of the devil! That's Lady Satsuki there!

A bright light shone behind the woman walking down the stairs, her face was one of that of regality, her straight black hair reached to her waist, and she wore her own perfectly clean and white uniform.

STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT SATSUKI KIRYUIN

(Y/N): (whisper) These letters come with a light show?

Ryuko instantly jumped out from the line of bowing students and stood in Satsuki's path.

Ryuko: So, I hear you're the queen bee in this school. I have a question for you.

A couple One-Star Students tried to tackle her but Ryuko just bashes them away with her case and reveals its contents to be a large blade that looked like have a pair of scissors and pointed it straight at the Student President.

(Y/N): That is a large scissor.

Mako: Yeah! Half a scissor!

Ryuko: That's right, I'm looking for the owner of the other half. Prez, I noticed that you were shocked to see this just now. You've seen it before haven't you? You've seen my Scissor Blade!

Satsuki: And what if I had?

Ryuko: The way you said that. You're the woman with the Scissor Blade, aren't you!?

Ryuko charged at Satsuki only to be smashed in the face by a large boxing glove sending her flying away.

Satsuki: Fukuroda, eh?

Fukuroda: Yes, ma'am. Boxing Club Captain Takaharu Fukuroda. Permit me to finish off this insolent wench!

Satsuki: She is yours.

Y/N watched in silent horror at the events transpiring in front of him. Seeing the club captain pummel Ryuko despite her bests efforts isn't what made him horrified, it was the fact that this school was in fact, NOT normal.

(Y/N): Oh my god no. No. No. No. This was supposed to be a normal school. Q_Q

Satsuki began walking away and Fukuroda began winding up for his final punch on the beaten Ryuko.

Y/N started scooting backward trying to get away from the scene transpiring in front of him, only to bump into another student behind him.

Student: Hey! watch it!

The student pushes Y/N forward, causing him to stumble right in the way of Fukuroda's massive punch.

Fukuroda: Eh?

Fukuroda's massive glove collided with Y/N, and a massive explosion of force kicked up all the dust in the area. When the dust cleared Ryuko was gone and Y/N was just standing there like nothing happened.

(Y/N): Uh... OWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

Y/N jumped to the ground and pretended to be in pain

(Y/N): Oh! The pain! Oh! Agony!

Mako: Ryuko! You're leaving already? Ah! Y/N! are you all right?

Mako ran to Y/N and began poking him.

In the distance Aikuro watched the events happening in the courtyard and how they ended.

Aikuro: That was... odd.

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The Next Day

Honnouji Academy

The next day Mako and Y/N found themselves chained upside-down above a boiling pot of oil in the school courtyard in front of a boxing ring set up by Fukuroda.

(Y/N): Don't you think this is a little extreme!?

Fukuroda: Silence! Anyone who aids an enemy of Lady Satsuki are to be punished!

(Y/N): But I didn't do anything!

Fukuroda: Mako here says that you're friends with Matoi!

Y/N stared at Mako with a frown and then turned back to Fukuroda.

(Y/N): I just sit next to her! Besides I need to use the bathroom!

Fukuroda: Enough! We're waiting for Matoi to return so that she can receive her just punishment as well!

Moments later a hooded figure smashes into the restraints holding Mako and sets her down. Revealing herself to be Ryuko.

Ryuko: Using a hostage is dirty. I thought you were supposed to be a boxe-

Mako: Uh, Ryuko?

Ryuko: Eh?

Mako: I think you're forgetting someone.

(Y/N): -_-

Ryuko: EH!? Not only did you take Mako but "what's-his-name" as well!?

(Y/N): You don't even remember my name!?!?

Fukuroda: Shut up! I'm here to beat you to death for insulting Lady Satsuki!

Ryuko: Let's go then.

As the fight began Y/N began to fidget as he still really needed to pee.

Fukuroda: Take this corkscrew!

Fukuroda's punch tore away at Ryuko's rags and it revealed her to be wearing an incredibly skimpy costume.

Fukuroda: What sort of outfit is that!?

Ryuko: Quit gawking!

Fukuroda: Y-you're trying to distract me with its sexiness!

Mako: Wow Ryuko I didn't know you were an exhibitionist!

(Y/N): I think it is illegal to wear that in public.

Ryuko: Shut up!

Ryuko, with a slight blush, continues her fight with Fukuroda however this time she overpowers him.

Ryuko: And then a right straight to finish you off!

Ryuko finishes Fukuroda off with her Scissor Blade, stripping him of his uniform and leaving him naked.

Ryuko: Now. Satsuki Kiryuin, you're gonna tell me who this Scissor Blade belongs t-

Mako: EH!?!

Ryuko: Huh? What is it Mako?

Mako: Oh no! Y/N fell into the oil!!

Ryuko: EH!?!

The two of them look to the restraints and see Y/N gone and the oil cooking something.

Mako: *cries* I lost my new friend already!

Ryuko: *growl* Satsuki Kiryuin you're gonna pay for killing-

*Toilet flushing*

(Y/N): Ahhh. Much better.

Y/N exits the bathroom to see everyone staring at him like they've seen a ghost. Even Satsuki didn't notice him leave his restraints.

(Y/N): What?... I needed to use the bathroom.... What!?

Ryuko: *sigh* Where was I? Right. Satsuki Kiryuin-

Senketsu: Ryuko, at this rate you will lose consciousness in five minutes.

Ryuko: What!? I thought you wanted blood!?

Senketsu: You've lost too much already we need to leave.

Ryuko: Aargh! We'll have a leisurely chat another day, Satsuki Kiryuin!

Ryako instantly jumped out of the arena and out the front entrance. Sanagayama orders the One-Stars to chase but Satsuki orders them to stop, then everyone stares at Y/N.

(Y/N): Uh... I'll just... Go too....

Y/N also runs away out the front entrance at a similar pace.

Satsuki watches Y/N leave and returns to The Student Council Chambers followed by her Elite Four.

Satsuki: *sips tea* Be prepared for Matoi's return.

Elite Four: Yes ma'am!

Satsuki: Inumuta.

Houta: Yes!

Satsuki: I want you to bring me information on the other transfer student, (F/N) (L/N).