Year 1960 Heroes interview

???: Is this on?

Interviewer: That's fine.

???: I mean I can break though walls but i just can't.

Interviewer: That's fine!

???: How do I put this on? hm

Interviewer: So Mr incredible...

Mr Incredible (Bob)

Interviewer: Do you have a secret identity?

Mr Incredible: Every superhero has an secret identity and i don't know a single one who doesn't who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

Elastigirl (Helen)

Elastigirl: Of course I have a secret identity, can you see me in this at the umm the super market? I mean come, I wouldn't to go shopping as elastigirl you know what I mean?

Iron man (Y/n l/n)

Iron man: there's a reason to have a secret identity is to keep our loved ones safe from villains and bad people, if we lose our secret identity good people will get hurt or killed.

Frozone (Lucius Best)

Frozone: Super ladies, they always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think It'll strengthen the relationship somehow. I say, 'Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you're uhhh, super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that's all right with me.'" Then he looked to the side. "I'm good, I'm good."

Mr incredible: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to put itself back in jeopardy again Sometimes, I'd just want it to stay saved, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess, can we keep it clean for-for TEN MINUTES?! PLEASE?!

The interviewer and crew laughed with him

Interviewer: I could get to that point.

Mr incredible stands up and tries to remove the mic

Interviewer: Don't get up yet, we're not finished."

After calming down the Heroes were asked on what they do on their retirement.

Mr incredible: Sometimes, I think I'd just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.

Elastigirl had different reaction.

Elastigirl: Settle down, are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game. I'm up there with the big dogs. Girls, come on! Leave the saving the world to the men?! I don't think so! I don't think so.

However iron man had a different answer.

Iron man: I been thinking of retirement and handing over the mantle of iron man to someone else, cause someone told me that has burrowed in my mind "You ether die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain" sometimes that scared me to the point of restless sleep, but hey I'm young and it will never happen so it be alright.

Interview: alright last question is it true that you used to be friends with elastigirl?

Iron man: ............ No comment sorry.

L0neCouri3r presents

THE INCREDIBLES REVENGE OF THE IRON MONGER

In the ocean a missile is heading towards Municiberg but then iron man flies under it grabbing it.

Y/n: Alright Jarvis give me the data.

Jarvis: the missile's target system suggests that it's target was the Municiberg bank.

Y/n: possibly was GRU that little shit, no matter once we decode it, we can track down where it was launched.

Jarvis: very well but first we have to disable it.

Y/n: no problem.

Y/n rips out the panel on the missile and hot wired it to shut down.

Y/n: got it.

Y/n slowly brings the disabled missile to the ground while people cheered.

Police: thanks iron man.

Fire-fighter: yeah thanks man.

Y/n : It's no problem once we crack the code we can bring gru to justice.

Jarvis: sir we have reports of a child that has lifted up by helium balloons.

Y/n : whoa that's a first, you lads be alright?

Agent: yep once we take it to the lab we'll get him.

Y/n: Awesome Alright see yah.

He flies off to save the kid.

TIMESKIP

Y/n was holding a boy who instead of scared he was smiling.

Boy: That was awesome.

Y/n : kid you were hanging on the string of 50 helium balloons and almost died and you say it's awesome? Heh you kid must be brave.

Boy: yeah but I wondering if I can be a hero to, I don't have any powers but I'm good with balloons and I even come up with a cool name Balloon boy.

Y/n: well just wait and see what happens but don't put yourself in danger Like tie thousands of balloons to your house okay?

Boy: Thanks iron man your my hero! Look my mom's there.

Y/n lands on the roof as the boy runs to his mother.

Mother: Carl! my boy Your in big trouble mister!, thank you iron man.

Y/n: no problem he was really brave but keep a careful eye on him.

Mother: thank you so much.

They went back downstairs and drove back to their home.

Y/n: Heh kids these days.

???: you seem great with kids.

Y/n recognises the voice behind him it was elastigirl or Helen.

Y/n: oh hey elastigirl didn't see you there and no just saved him from hanging on balloons.

Helen: (giggle) yeah must have been something.

Y/n: yep anyway better get back to work see you later.

Helen: wait I was wondering if you want to talk.

Y/n: about what?

Helen: well um I heard you saved a police station from a fire.

Y/n: no bank from missile.

Helen: oh whoops sorry, say I was wondering if you are coming to my wedding?

Y/n: Sorry can't busy.

Helen: but why?

Y/n: No offence but I'm still investigating the missile, look I want to come but it's just I have over plans ok?

Helen: or maybe it's just you still mad at me for choosing bob over you.

Y/n was silent and helen is regretting on what she said.

Helen: no what that's not what I meant to say.

Y/n: You're Accusing me not coming to the wedding is to spite you? Helen I moved on alright? and it's not my fault that bob is treating me like trash hell he probably wants me dead.

Helen: C'mon bob would never do that

Y/n: Trust me He Will, well sorry can't come but congratulations on your wedding have a happy life with him.

Y/n blast off leaving Helen alone.

Helen: (Sighs) Y/n.

Y/n was flying silent with no tears pouring out of his eyes.

Jarvis: sir are you okay?

Y/n: to be honest? No I'm not, just why? We used to be best friends since childhood hell I even told her my feelings since the school dance and she just said that she liked me as a brother then the prick bob shows up and she heels over him, I mean what does she see in him? It's it me for being powerless?

Jarvis: Negative sir she's not choosing bob due to your stat's it just... "ERROR UNABLE TO PROCESS". well she's hard to process but don't worry sir everything is going to be okay.

Y/n: yeah your right it's just tough to get her out of my head.

Then a explosion Was heard.

Jarvis: the explosion must have come from Municiberg bank.

Y/n: didn't we just saved it?

Y/n heads to the bank he arrived to see mr incredible hanging on the cape of a kid in rocket boots? Huh but who's in there he zoomed in and saw the bank robber bomb voyage running to a getaway car.

Y/n managed to stop the car and ripped off the door.

Y/n: sorry but I have to ask you to return the money back to the bank.

Bomb voyage: Merde.

Meanwhile bob manged to get the bomb off of buddy's cape but the bomb blows up the railway and saw the coming train so he stopped it from derailed but some passengers got hurt, ambulance arrived to take the wounded to the hospital and gave buddy to the police.

Mr incredible: Take this one home, and make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.

Buddy: I can help you, you're making a mista- HEY!

He was shoved in the back of the police car.

Mr incredible: The injured jumper, you send paramedics?

Officer 1: They've already picked him up.

Mr incredible: The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage who I caught in the act of robbing the vault. Now we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.

Officer 2: You mean, he got away?

Before Mr incredible can say anything iron man Hovered above and land with the bomber in his hands crossing arms and cursing in french.

Iron man: It's alright he made a deposit to the bank.

The two officers were glad but incredible was pissed.

Y/n: here you go, one Disarmed mime.

Officer 2: thanks iron man.

Y/n: no problem sirs, and good work mr..

He didn't finished as incredible just shoulder bash him and points at him.

Mr incredible: For your information rust bucket I don't need help from anyone. Especially You.

He got in his incredible mobile and drove off leaving dust.

Y/n: your welcome asshole.

Officer 1: Geez what's wrong with him?

Y/n: It's nothing to worry about, by the way can i talk to incrediboy?

Officer 1: Um sure.

Y/n: hey incrediboy you okay?

Buddy: no I'm not he doesn't get it, I just wanted to help but he refuses I just don't get it.

Y/n: just ignore him he's a ego dickhead he's just envy of your rocket boots, he may have super strength but he just fall to the ground flat like a brick.

Buddy: really?

Y/n: hell yeah hell your not the only one who wanted to fly, tell you what I'll talk with your mother if I can invite you to my workshop and help me with my gadgets?

Buddy: you mean it? Gee Thank you Iron man!

Iron man: no problem just get a good night rest.

Iron man takes off.

Officer 1: man what a hero.

Officer 2: yeah alright time to get you home Incrediboy.

Buddy: No not incrediboy, I am Iron boy!

Timeskip Church

Inside the church the wedding of bob and Helen, the Priest is asking bob to vow.

Priest: Do you Robert Parr take Helen as your wife and cherished your love So as long as you both shall live?

Bob: I do

Priest: I now pronounce this couple husband and wife,

they kissed and the crowd of superheroes and regularly dressed people alike clapped happily from the pews.

helen breaking from the kiss looks at bob

Helen: As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

Bob: Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

and on the roof of the church is a drunk Y/n sitting on a gargoyle with a half full bottle of wine 

y/n: 'Hic' hears to you Helen.

he drinks the whole bottle and drops the bottle cracking it.

he stands up but is losing his balance.

Jarvis: Would you like me to take you home sir?

Y/n: yeah thanks buddy I love you man.

back with the couple they were cutting the cake, Helen looks up and saw y/n taking off, so he did come but left without saying goodbye.

Helen: Oh y/n I'm sorry.

tears were coming out from the eyes and bob saw them and mistaking them as tears of joy.

Bob: hey don't worry I got the flavour of the cake just like you wanted.

she wipes off the tears and smiled.

Y/n flies back to his home after a long day, he may have puked on the way, after flying there it is his sanctuary.

Y/n lands and walks in.

Y/n: hey I'm home.

the house is quiet

Y/n: Yeah it was a good day.

he walk past his family photo and past pile of crunch up papers and Tv dinner trays.

he stands still as hydraulic arms take off his Armor

Y/n: say remind me why I eat those tv dinner trays?

Jarvis: well you wanted to cook but have no one to cook for so you eat by yourself.

Y/n: Right well good night

Jarvis: Good night sir I'll continue to locate the source.

as the Armor is off he collapsed on the queen sized bed passing out with a cracked high school photo of y/n and Helen as teens on the floor.

TBC