Jazz: You think that's street magic? Watch this! 
Jazz: Pulls an entire human from their sleeve. 
A very disoriented Jackie: Did you seriously disable the Mist for this?
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Jackie, literally the first and last time she tried dating: Look, we've been going out for a while now and your really special to me and I just wanted to say something I think you need to hear. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
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Travis: Where the Hades did we find this fucking kid, man?
Jazz: My dad threw me out the window when I was three and you kinda just picked me up. I remember it very vividly.
Clarrisse: quietly pulls a knife and walks away
Percy: Clarrisse! No!
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Jazz, grinning widely: I win. 
Nico: groans

1 hour later 

Nico, in front of the entire guard: Violets are blue, roses are red, bring my boy back from the dead.
Jazz: dies of laughter
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Jackie and Jazz in Shield Holding. 
Jazz: all is strange and vague. 
Jackie, watching Doc Oct be escorted to his cell: Are we dead?
Jazz who has her own problems: Or is this Ohio