Travis: You know you've made it when your picture is everywhere. 
Annabeth, actually lowering her book: Those are wanted posters. 
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Travis: Hello officer, we just wanted to let you know that both of us are colorblind. 
Conner: Which is why my brother ran that red-light. 
Police Officer: Okay but the car is still stolen. 
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Annabeth: You shouldn't use a straw. 
Jazz: Yeah. Yeah. It's bad for the environment. 
Percy: Yes but it's also a horrific way to eat spaghetti. 
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Jackie: Don't worry, everything will be fine. 
Rookie: How can you say that. 
Jackie, shouting to be heard over the very angry chimera: Because sometimes denial is all we have left. 
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Rescued Demigod turned guardian: I love you guys. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. 
Travis: We're the best thing that ever happened to you?
Guardian: Yeah. 
Conner: I feel a little bad for you now.