Clarrisse: gets kidnapped by mortals who drugged her
Mortal, via megaphone. :Give us that ransome and we'll let her live.
Percy, via megahone: Don't you dare kill them!
Mortal: We won't if you give us the money.
Percy: I wasn't talking to you. Clarrise, don't you dare!
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Percy: We need information.
Jazz: We can look into the future. 
Percy: the Oracle is back on earth.
Jazz: Using this. Holds up mason jar with the contents of a can of every flavor monster, three redbulls, eighteen caffine pills, coffee grounds, and six five hour energys.
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Random Guardian: Percy! I need to go back to Marvel 616!
Percy: Why?
Random Guardian: I need to know what would happen if Groot tried to speak Spanish. Would he say "Yo soy Groot." Or "I am Groot." But it means Spanish!
Percy: drags Random Guardian through the portal. Be back by dinner!
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"This...is...the...best...bed...I...have...ever...bounced...on...I'm...gonna...steal...it!" Jazz grinned, each word followed by a bounce on the hotel bed. 
"Yay! Theivery!" Yelled Sophie, daughter of Hermes.
"No!" Midori, daughter of Demeter cried. "How would you even get it out of the hotel anyway."
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Three chapters later. 
"Hey Jazz, Percy needs you- Why do you have two beds?" 
"Wheeeeee!" Jazz and Sophie cheered. "Bouncy!"