bloody hell. tody walked in ansd was pretty shocked at the the whole ordeal. why was thereso many balls? so much gay/ how could this happen? oh no/ 

ANYWAYS/ JIM DWIGHT ANSD SNDY ALL LOOK UP TO SEE TOBY WITH HIS MIDDLE QGES 65 YEAR OLD ERECTIOMN STANDING THERE/ 'WOAH TOBY DIDNT KJNBOW U WRERE GAY TOO?' |

NAH BRUV IM NOT. THIS ISNT MY PENIS. IM SIMPL,Y HOLDING FOR S FRIEND.' 
the gang didnt question it. but then toby called the police and there wwere arrested for bing for gay cause ithe 60s now. NAYWA TOBY REPORTS IT TO MICHAEL. MICHAEL IS JEALOUS BUT ALKSO SAHOCKED. SOMEHOME DAVID WALLACE FINDS OUT

MAYBEW ITS BECAUSE3 DWIGHT POSTED ON 60S TWITTER 'HAVING A GOOD TIME WITH THE BOYS UWU LOL XD RARWR BATTLESTAR GALACTITYY.'

the SEXY SEXY FIVESOME specimens were called into ny
how dare theycommint such heinous crimes.

'DWIGHT. TOBY. JIM. ANDY.'

AND MOST OF ALL. MICHAEL. THE M=BIG M. BIG BOSS DUMB ARSE MICHAEL. 

david was very sad. david didnt like teh gays. because we was a very staright man. oh no said david. hw darte you be gay. in my office!!!!!

ishould fire you butti will let you go on one exception. 
stick it up me like i'm jan, michael.
and the rest? i want you to fucking rail me. be the ringleaders yoiu sedxy magicians

so/ the gang fucked david. in every hole. every crevice every position known to man. ever heard of the doinwards dog. 

not one man wasnt left unfucked. 

MEREDITH ARRIVED. she qsw jealous. how dare they bang. how dare they. shame

SHAME ON THEE. SHAME SHAM ESHAME. SHE OFFERED TO JOIN IN.
'NO. YOU  A LADY. AND TAVE TITYY SO WE DONT LIKE. ALSO YIU YOU SMELL OF THE LOCAL ADSA AND MY DADS PINT OF GUINEES FROM LAST WEEK;'

then guess who fucking showed up.

NONE OTHER THAN THE MAN HIMSELF. THE LIZARD KING.

SCALY AND ICY HE TWAS. AND WIHT A NOT SO RAGING BOINER. HES SEEN IT ALL BEFORE. MAYBE EVEN PTSD FROM ALL THE GAY SEX. HAHA GAY.

anyways

'WHIHC ONE OF YOU BOYS WANTS TO TAKE DAVID FOR A QUICK FUCK'

'bloody hell of course' they all said in unison