One day, Doc the Dick was walking down his massive-ass mansion's hallways and suddenly Lance PornBorn pops out and swipes the book he was reading. "Hey!" said Doc, but Lance had already slid into a side ventilation shaft. (Haha shaft porn lol) As Doc the Dick crawled into the shaft after him, he came upon Emma sitting in the shaft writing a Fanfic. "How did you get in my house?!" shouted Doc, but Emma didn't respond; she was too deep into the world of Fanfic.

     As Doc continued on, he found a split in the vents. "Left or right?" he wondered as he looked down both ways. Then Doc the Dick got an idea- he placed his head on the vent bottom of the right shaft and heard sounds. "He's that way!" Doc frantically crawled after Lance PornBorn. As he came out, he landed on the ground right after a fireball blasts next to him against the wall. "Hey, that costs money dickbag!" then he looks up as he sees Lucas throwing another right at his head.

     Doc the Dick dives out of the way as the fireball explodes a hole in the area where he and his favorite painting had just been. Doc gets enraged, his view devolving into a red haze, and suddenly Lucas looks small, a minuscule toy on the ground. He bends down, picks Lucas up and flings him, smashing him through the sunroof and into the night sky. As he watches Lucas speed through the sky like a ragdoll, his vision goes dark as he feels exhausted.

     He wakes up with a woman dabbing his head with a cold cloth. He tries to sit up, but his body racks in pain and she pushes him gently back down. "You need your rest," she says worriedly. "Whehh... Where am I? Who are you?" She smiles and pats his arm. "Someone close to you." She puts the cloth on his forehead and his vision blurs, going dark again. "No, wait, don't g...." Everything went dark.

     When Doc the Dick arose from unconsciousness again, there was no one there and he was back in his home on the ground. He glanced at a clock on the wall. "No time has passed? But I was..." He scratched his head, but quickly remembered his goal and raced after Lance PornBorn. As he went, he thought about the beautiful woman that helped him and pondered if it was real or not. It couldn't be, could it? A beautiful woman who cared for him and liked him and wanted him and- *"Hey, why are you here? Get out of my studio Emma!" "NO! I want ROMANCE!" Scuffling sounds, then a grunt and a slamming door, followed by a scraping of a chair getting pulled in, and a pencil getting sharpened. "What did she do.... Oh, fuck why this. Well, screw it, I'll leave it in.* He continues on his way to find Lance PornBorn. On his way through his somehow extending mansion, he sees things missing there as well, all books from shelves he specifically placed in these areas. He grunts in frustration and runs faster, knowing now what Lance was after.

Finally, he sees Lance PornBorn up ahead with a stack of books behind him. "Give those back, bitch!" Doc the Dick demanded. "Make me you fucking cunt," retorted Lance. Doc dashes towards him, blades he found in some random room on the way glinting from the bright moonlight as he rushes forward. Lance preps himself as their blades clash, ringing through the echoing hallways. Suddenly, before Doc could blink, Lance thrust his sword deep into him. He fell back, bleeding out, as he watched Lance clean his blade and slowly start walking away. As he faded away, Doc saw a brilliant bright light and knew he was done for.

     Then, before his very eyes, an angel descended with a flaming sword and charged Lance. Flaming sword met gleaming blade, and they fought, blades clashing fiercely. What Doc did not notice was the woman who came up behind him and gently patted his shoulder. "I- it's you..." he coughs blood. "Ssssh, steady now. You'll be alright." She leans forward and places a hand on his chest, and he could feel it healing and getting stronger. That he was going to live. "What's your name?" he asks. "Ashley." Doc leans in and passionately kissed her, and they instantly felt so right. Their lips parted for a second. "Hello Ashley," he whispered.

 He leans in again as an angel butt smacks into them from the side. "Sarah!" squeals Ashley as the angel lands on her. "Huehahahahahaaaaa.... You fucking angels cannot take me down. I am much more powerful than you petty shits." He points his sword at Doc. "I will kill you slowly and more painfully this time," he says as he swings the tip from Doc to the two women, "but first I will kill them, right in front of you." Doc the Dick's blood boiled inside him, furious malice and hatred directly at Lance PornBorn. He could feel himself growing, changing into a beast as Ashley and Sarah gasped in awe and terror. Doc, however, had complete control as he grabbed Lance, bashing him into the floor then eating him whole, then he shrank and passed out again.

After waking up on the floor again, his eyes open to see Ashley and Sarah kneeling over him. "We have got to stop meeting like this," said Doc, and Ashley blushed as Sarah laughed and helped him up. "I hope he was  the onl-" Doc was interrupted by a man running into the room with a sword waving randomly and a name tag on his forehead. Sarah startles by throwing her flaming sword straight through the man. The other two stared at her as she blushed and looked down. "I kinda get a bit carried away sometimes..." Ashley goes and checks the name tag. "Keshh. Huh, dunno him." "Me either." "Not a clue." "Huh. So I just slew some random guy." Doc started for a second. "Wait, once again how do these people keep getting i-" "WELL that was exciting. Why did you go after him anyway?" Doc points at the stack of books. "Those." She looks at them but doesn't see the titles from that far. "What are they?" He goes over and picks the one he was reading up and continues. "It's my Hentai collection."